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http://www.khou.com/news/weird/police-look-for-crapperman-after-he-defecates-behind-store/467235912CRESTVIEW, Fla. -- Police in Florida are on the search for a man they're calling "crapperman." He's was caught on camera Tuesday morning defecating behind a business.
A jewelry store employee in Crestview discovered the man's actions by nearly stepping in it when she was walking to her vehicle.
Security footage shows a shirtless, bearded man dropping his pants and doing his business in the parking lot between two parked cars.
“Incidents like these have a negative effect on the quality of life in our community,” Police Chief Tony Taylor said. “It’s just downright shameful when people don’t give a crap about their town. It really stinks.”
Police say they searched for the suspect, but no one matching the description has been found.
