Author Topic: Steve in HTown (Read 696 times)

Steve in HTown · « **on:** August 26, 2017, 03:35:22 pm »

Hi,
i found a laptop floating down the road this morning so i fired it up and it was on this strange website. since it was logged in already, i felt like i should let everyone know that the owner of the laptop, steve in htown i suppose, passed away this morning. you see, he was floating away from his house in a refrigerator boat when another man, we'll call him cooter, thought steves refrigerator would be a great place to store more heinekens. things got heated between the 2 and cooter shot steve and threw him into the flood waters. i doubt anyone will see this message because this place looks dead too.

- yamil

Ralph In Orlando · « **Reply #1 on:** August 26, 2017, 04:06:53 pm »

who was on the couch? this is to verify your story.

Dog · « **Reply #2 on:** August 26, 2017, 04:33:18 pm »

Good riddance. Pooldoc, takeover.

JungleSlayer · « **Reply #3 on:** August 26, 2017, 04:37:45 pm »

yamil, thank you very much for this note. Use the admin window on that laptop and make jungleslayer a nutter.

frankinhouston · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2017, 05:40:38 pm »

Quote from: Ralph In Orlando on August 26, 2017, 04:06:53 pm

who was on the couch? this is to verify your story.

ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

F

JungleSlayer · « **Reply #5 on:** August 26, 2017, 08:04:52 pm »

this thread has some future no lockie. /s/ brendans car wreck

Hedstrom · « **Reply #6 on:** August 26, 2017, 08:16:18 pm »

Quote from: frankinhouston on August 26, 2017, 05:40:38 pm

ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

F

Dammit frank....have you been taking Magda's progesterone again?

Ralph In Orlando · « **Reply #7 on:** August 26, 2017, 08:23:36 pm »

Quote from: frankinhouston on August 26, 2017, 05:40:38 pm

ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

F

I didnt ask who WASNT on the couch. I swear mark this down if the ranch bash is ever gun friendly ill come and gun your ass down.

frankinhouston · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2017, 06:33:05 pm »

Quote from: Hedstrom on August 26, 2017, 08:16:18 pm

Dammit frank....have you been taking Magda's progesterone again?

nah, she took all her pills to mexico, i'm here alone

f

frankinhouston · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2017, 06:36:16 pm »

Quote from: Ralph In Orlando on August 26, 2017, 08:23:36 pm

I didnt ask who WASNT on the couch. I swear mark this down if the ranch bash is ever gun friendly ill come and gun your ass down.

dumb ass, pool doc has a gun range at his locale( the ranch). show up and let's exchange shots.

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Ralph In Orlando · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2017, 06:54:13 pm »

him having a range and him allowing us fueled with alcohol and weed to bring guns are 2 different things. If you say you guys took target practice at the last bash then you might get your wish.