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Steve in HTown

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Steve in HTown
« on: August 26, 2017, 03:35:22 pm »
Hi,
i found a laptop floating down the road this morning so i fired it up and it was on this strange website.  since it was logged in already, i felt like i should let everyone know that the owner of the laptop, steve in htown i suppose, passed away this morning.  you see, he was floating away from his house in a refrigerator boat when another man, we'll call him cooter, thought steves refrigerator would be a great place to store more heinekens.  things got heated between the 2 and cooter shot steve and threw him into the flood waters.  i doubt anyone will see this message because this place looks dead too. 

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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2017, 04:06:53 pm »
who was on the couch? this is to verify your story.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2017, 04:33:18 pm »
Good riddance.  Pooldoc, takeover.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2017, 05:40:38 pm »
who was on the couch? this is to verify your story.

ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2017, 08:16:18 pm »
ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

F

Dammit frank....have you been taking Magda's progesterone again?
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2017, 08:23:36 pm »
ryan was NOT on the couch, AND the 249 corridor has had less than 4" of rain. more like 2." there were tornadoes in the past 2 HRS just 5-10 miles west in cypress and points north.

so, take your shitty poat, shove it, and LOCK IT.

F

I didnt ask who WASNT on the couch. I swear mark this down if the ranch bash is ever gun friendly ill come and gun your ass down.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2017, 06:33:05 pm »
Dammit frank....have you been taking Magda's progesterone again?

nah, she took all her pills to mexico, i'm here alone

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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2017, 06:36:16 pm »
I didnt ask who WASNT on the couch. I swear mark this down if the ranch bash is ever gun friendly ill come and gun your ass down.

dumb ass, pool doc has a gun range at his locale( the ranch). show up and let's exchange shots.

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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2017, 06:54:13 pm »
him having a range and him allowing us fueled with alcohol and weed to bring guns are 2 different things. If you say you guys took target practice at the last bash then you might get your wish.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2017, 06:57:41 pm »
It would be the greatest day in stucknut history if you two shot each other.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2017, 07:05:06 pm »
hey fake 5teve in Htown, can you fix my chat access.   :koolaid
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2017, 07:08:05 pm »
It would be the greatest day in stucknut history if you two shot each other.

As if id ever really duel with him. :lol

Maybe not a bad idea since he prolly has a limp wrist and he would get a FTE.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2017, 08:25:00 pm »
We can handle shotgun skeets, pistol bout 10 yards into a creek wall, and 100 yd rifle... hope that helps
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2017, 08:45:17 pm »
Hi,
i found a laptop floating down the road this morning so i fired it up and it was on this strange website.  since it was logged in already, i felt like i should let everyone know that the owner of the laptop, steve in htown i suppose, passed away this morning.  you see, he was floating away from his house in a refrigerator boat when another man, we'll call him cooter, thought steves refrigerator would be a great place to store more heinekens.  things got heated between the 2 and cooter shot steve and threw him into the flood waters.  i doubt anyone will see this message because this place looks dead too. 

- yamil

I said that Cooter should be given a position in another thread... sounds like he didnt take well to being discounted out of hand.

Dont worry about Steef since he was seen afloat since he was full of Heineken already.   Jen Carfagno was seen in the area and was rumored to be nursing him back to health in her hotel room.
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Re: Steve in HTown
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2017, 09:16:04 pm »
5teve

Racist fatty or not, that's funny shit :koolaid
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