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Justin NoCal

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Graveyard shift
« on: September 19, 2017, 12:49:18 pm »
Just took on a new job.

Is there some kind of trick t working graveyard? The hours suck (9pm-5:30am) but the pay is money. I get the shitty shift being lowest on the totem pole.

Any tricks? Best so far is some swoot blinds from blindster.com
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2017, 12:51:25 pm »
Does that mean yore sleeping when all of us are usually here?
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2017, 12:51:51 pm »
cocaine, meth, or adderal.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 12:53:48 pm »
cocaine, meth, or adderal.

I am required to maintain a commercial drivers license at all times for emergency purposes.
I pick and choose my cocaine usage.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2017, 01:05:19 pm »
I am required to maintain a commercial drivers license at all times for emergency purposes.
I pick and choose my cocaine usage.

Adderal.  Tell your doctor that you're having trouble focusing, and that your mind wanders a bit.  Tell him it is impacting your work, and you are letting your tasks slide and having trouble meeting deadlines.  Then mention a friend in a similar situation was diagnosed with Adult ADHD and his symptoms were the same as yours.

Voila, you're walking out with a legal script for Amphetamine Salts.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2017, 01:05:47 pm »
Sorry about spamming the forum, drinking at 7am is kind of new.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2017, 01:07:18 pm »
drinking at 7am is kind of new.

no its not
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2017, 01:12:13 pm »
I worked graveyard shift when I first started in the Air Force.  One thing to do is maintain your schedule even on your days off or as close as possible.  That way your body clock doesn't have to adjust every time you start a new work week.

Or you can just go with Dog's meth, cocaine, adderal idea.

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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2017, 01:24:20 pm »
How long are your weekends?  When I was rotating shifts I had 3 day weekends so I would sleep a few hours during the day and a few more at night on my days off.  I was only on mids for 5 weeks at a time tho.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2017, 01:48:39 pm »
Worked graveyard many years. Grab catnaps in breaks, and take a half hr nap on lunch. I could never eat that time of night I used to eat before work.
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2017, 01:49:32 pm »
Worked graveyard many years. Grab catnaps in breaks, and take a half hr nap on lunch. I could never eat that time of night I used to eat before work.

I never pictured you as somebody who would have trouble eating  :uhh
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2017, 01:52:03 pm »
I never pictured you as somebody who would have trouble eating  :uhh

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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2017, 08:56:07 pm »
I never pictured you as somebody who would have trouble eating  :uhh

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Re: Graveyard shift
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Re: Graveyard shift
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2017, 06:25:24 pm »
Just took on a new job.

Is there some kind of trick t working graveyard? The hours suck (9pm-5:30am) but the pay is money. I get the shitty shift being lowest on the totem pole.

Any tricks? Best so far is some swoot blinds from blindster.com

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