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Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« on: September 28, 2017, 12:45:24 am »
I'm guessing Skully.

FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME



FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.

“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”

According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.

“He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”

It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2017, 07:32:21 am »
He took a bunch of them and made a wallet but if you stroke it a few times its a suitcase.

Get it?

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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2017, 08:02:06 am »
it wasn't like the deceased was going to use it anyway... :uhh :uhh :uhh
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2017, 08:04:54 am »
 :lol Showing up to the after-life without your Johnson.

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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2017, 08:41:55 am »
http://www.thatsnonsense.com/fbi-really-seize-3000-penises-morgue-employees-home-fact-check/

Did FBI seize over 3000 penises from morgue employee’s home? Fact check


A fake story spreading online claims the FBI seized over 3,000 penises during a raid at a morgue employee’s home.

The story was originally published on the website WorldNewsDailyReport.com, and it reads in part –

FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
   
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.  Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.

But, as is usually the case with WorldNewsDailyReport.com, all is not as it seems. In reality, WorldNewsDailyReport.com is a fake news site that specialises in publishing fake articles pertaining to bizarre crimes (that never really happened.) The site also typically steals random mugshots from the Internet and claims the mugshot depicts the criminal outlined in their spoof article.

The articles on the website have absolutely no truth to them whatsoever, but often fool legitimate media outlets into resharing their articles. Even in this case we’ve seen a number of journalists retweeting this fake story. ThatsFake.com describes WorldNewsDailyReport.com as fake news.

World News Daily Report has a disclaimer on their website that reads in part –

WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Thus the site is just another example of a fake news “fauxtire” site, and we don’t recommend sharing this story as true.
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2017, 09:28:14 am »
Fact check

Thus the site is just another example of a fake news “fauxtire” site, and we don’t recommend sharing this story as true.

I found that out after I posted, but due to my special title here I can't delete or edit posts once posted.  So it stands.   referee2

But since it has been posted and half of the board is from Houston, we can put in our guesses as to which H-town person would have probably done such a deed (had it happened).   :popcorn
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2017, 07:56:21 pm »
russ, you fvcked up from the get go. should have started a poll on this 1. damn bro, get it together baby.

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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2017, 08:36:00 pm »
russ, you fvcked up from the get go. should have started a poll on this 1. damn bro, get it together baby.

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Why?  Do you have a severed dong collection going?   :o
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2017, 09:00:44 pm »
Why?  Do you have a severed dong collection going?   :o

nah, but i'm from h-town, and i love the abuse.

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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2017, 08:40:20 am »
Why?  Do you have a severed dong collection going?   :o

 :lol Pot meet Kettle
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2017, 09:50:49 am »
:lol DOng collectiom
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2017, 10:47:29 am »
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2017, 07:18:25 pm »
:lol robman03

not to change the subject....but whatever happened to calblob or harry chapin, or whatever....

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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2017, 08:20:47 pm »
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Re: Which one of you H-town clones was this?
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2017, 08:48:35 pm »
not to change the subject....but whatever happened to calblob or harry chapin, or whatever....

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