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Wal-Mart
« on: October 10, 2017, 11:55:16 pm »

I made the mistake of going in there... picked up a case of beer and a got damb bottle of witch hazel.   . .. .

The pacle was chock full of pour backle peeble vastly overweight and buying those shitteh plastic stackable storage containers and stocking up on 5 for 5 dollar boxes of fvcking Mike and Ike fruit candy and Milk Duds. 

After checkout I started to the door and I noticed a guy up ahead angling to intercept my exit.   When I got up to him he said "Sir,  can I see your receipt?      Without breaking my long, manly stride I handed it to him and continued out the door.   

I think he was being racist.  I was the only white dude in the pacle.    I didn't do the Mike and Ike candy special,  so he couldn't have been worried that I grabbed higher than a multiple of 5 of those.

What the hell is wrong with these poor peoboele stores?:
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2017, 06:33:47 am »
Target > Walmart
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2017, 08:03:18 am »
Here replacle teh balcks with messicans and the milk duds with takis and you have the same thing
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2017, 07:50:27 pm »
"veiled" raccism is the new norm. THE PLACE YOU CAN FIND IT.................. stucknut.com

man, you gotta love this pacle.

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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2017, 09:38:38 pm »
Here replace the bacles and mexos with white trash dirt poor idiots and Busch lite 30 packs
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2017, 09:46:36 pm »
Here replace the bacles and mexos with white trash dirt poor idiots and Busch lite 30 packs

All things considered they are very successful what with farming dust and cacti.  Wonder how many calories they need to sustain that weight.
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2017, 09:51:06 pm »
How many calories do chicken and pies have? ???

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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2017, 07:50:13 am »
:lol Showing your receipt.... I dont show it to them. I just walk out.  :koolaid

I have my kids comb the streets for walmart bags and they put them in their pockets and take them out and start willing it with whatever they want. And put it in the cart..... 10 minutes of casual "browsing" and we walk out.
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2017, 07:55:27 am »
 :lol Bragging about being a thief.
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2017, 12:35:01 pm »
blue collar theft > white collar theft.
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2017, 12:54:23 pm »
Since you don't work you're neither.

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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2017, 01:53:24 pm »
Why are you stealing anyway Rapl? Doesnt walmart take EBT?
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2017, 03:14:32 pm »
testurdo needs to shop at whole foods already  :drink
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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2017, 04:15:45 pm »
Since you don't work you're neither.

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Re: Wal-Mart
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2017, 05:44:17 pm »
Since you don't work you're neither.


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