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Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« on: October 16, 2017, 10:26:48 pm »
Can just be any member.   



I will pwn him right here in front of everybodie.





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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2017, 10:27:52 pm »
Me.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2017, 10:41:26 pm »
I pick Tudo  :uhh
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2017, 10:43:28 pm »
I pick Tudo  :uhh

He's perdy gud at the self pwnt
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2017, 07:25:02 am »
tudo, meet dog.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2017, 07:32:42 am »
Me.

Dog is member #4.   He used to be member number 5.   But FatSteeb  (member #1)  Baletted somebodie or somebodie died.   I believe it was Steeb's cat member #2 died which bumped everybodie up one spot.

Think about what it means to be a single digit member here.   Think about the loserdom required to come upon this site that early on...   there's only a few ways to do it.   Be a friend of steeb or be some weird creep.   (Steeb's cat was member number 2.)   They aren't friends...  you can see below the first 10 or so members of StuckNut.   



Here's how dog arrrivred on the scene...

All those years ago,  Dog was heavily into pron.    So he was searching  "Retarded Orgy+All+Male+Nut+Licking+Gay+retarded+asian+midget+swallow+teen" 

Right below "‎Ugly ‎Mental ‎Black Mom Sucks Off Fat Retard ‎Stupid"  Stucknut.com came up:



After discovering this was not a pron site but was in fact a site of 5 losers with a chate function, dog quickly discovered he actually,  by comparison,  seemed like some kind of stud here because the people here were chatting about women and vaginas and unlike the other 4 members,  Dog had actually BEEN in a vagina other than his own mother's.

...Obviously being in Dog's Mom's vagina is really no super achievement..... .  but it is one thing many of us here have in common with Dog.. but I digress...

Dog's reign as the site's super sex stud lasted up until member number 8 when the first messican joint the site...  and then a flood of messicans joint  JoeyD mr.  "conversate"  and 909... 909 and steeb met at a Panda Express.   Steeb was throwing out his Stir Fry and 909 was changing the trash bag...wearing a wife Beater tucked into a pair of Khaki's with wallet on a chain and his hair slicked back.

Back to dog.

Dog was married to a hawt wife and had a lot of money..toys..nice cars.....designer drugs and good alchohol...    that means your out of business and you don't realize it. ..   sure enough he's single now living in a double-wide.

Now Dog is an old, washed up,  has been enjoying  his golden years at stucknut.    Personally I find him much more relaxed and level headed.   The meds help.   

Some kind of strange blood feud with Brock...   Geebus...  and he's not even good at it.   Sometimes I feel like I should help him out with that..  Brock is probably the 3rd most pwntable member here...(That's a good thread idea.. "the most pwnable nutters.").. I could literally go on for days on the epic failures and malt rants and kwits and call bodes...  the fact that he can't properly put up a coherent,  coordinated attack on Brock goes to show he's really probably very soft-hearted as a person and generally a good guy.. .   or just not very bright. . .


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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2017, 07:35:46 am »
rack  :lol
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2017, 08:01:41 am »
close.  dog got bant from LWM and asked me to add a forum to the site,
so technically, he is member #1.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2017, 08:03:31 am »
No wonder he thinks of himself so highly.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2017, 09:27:46 am »
do me do me do me do me
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2017, 09:28:25 am »
No wonder he thinks of himself so highly.

Nah, you're just so lowly.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2017, 11:15:21 am »
Chef Dave.  Where did that due runoff to.  Awesome poat from vape-tudo.

Boges.  Of all people.   Caused Chef to malt kwit aboiu thtis time last year.
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2017, 11:20:42 am »
 :lol Durve
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Re: Pick a nutter. Any Nutter..
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2017, 11:44:50 am »
First.  Rack Tudo for the effort.  Unlike all the stories Tudo has told on this site, this story actually has some truth to it.   :koolaid

Tudo is a good dude.  Baclk chicks love him because he's a white dude who will spend money on them.  Gay dudes love him because he looks like an uncircumcised penis in a sport jacket....and he will also blow his wad on them too.

Despite being in a congregation that worships Alex Jones, he's one of the few people on this site I would have a drink with.   :drink
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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2017, 12:43:09 pm »
Nah, you're just so lowly.

Stupid people aren't the problem.  Stupid people who think highly of themselves are.  Think about it.
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