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Happy Birthday "Janet"
« on: November 22, 2017, 09:06:46 am »
aka Mrs. Pooldoc.

I see Stucknut Radio is still not working after you broke it.

Enjoy your day anyways and stuff.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2017, 09:08:03 am »
im gonna fire up the equipment one of these days  :uhh
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2017, 09:28:40 am »
The anus is a muscle that needs to be worked up to having larger objects inserted. Start with finger or a small (I do mean v. small) butt plug and either warm yourself up or have a partner help. To do this, lube up your finger or toy and gently massage the anus. As you feel more aroused and comfortable, work the object inside. Gently move it around to loosen up the area.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2017, 06:32:10 pm »
The anus is a muscle that needs to be worked up to having larger objects inserted. Start with finger or a small (I do mean v. small) butt plug and either warm yourself up or have a partner help. To do this, lube up your finger or toy and gently massage the anus. As you feel more aroused and comfortable, work the object inside. Gently move it around to loosen up the area.

Brush up on asshole parts. Anus is the general term for you don't know your anus form a hole in the ground. What you would like to know more about is the sphincter. That's the muscle. For instance, to do your daily prostate self-exam, you stick your chosen finger into your anus and past the sphincter muscle.

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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2017, 06:40:20 pm »
i guess these fvcksticks are referencing you jenna. if so, i hope you have a good 1.

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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2017, 06:45:54 pm »
Yeah, Happy Birthday Joan.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2017, 10:26:01 pm »
Happy birthday Jana :)
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2017, 06:51:16 am »
Apiberfdae, Jenny.
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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2017, 03:20:03 pm »
Happy birthday Jana :)

Dipshitstraser, my wife is Joan and her birthday is Dec. 6. I'm surprised you don't know that. You make me ashamed that I was spawned in your state.

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Re: Happy Birthday "Janet"
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2017, 07:59:42 pm »
if you wish to define clusterfvck, send peeps here to observe said definition.

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