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Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« on: February 02, 2018, 11:14:59 am »
Line opened at Philly +5.5 which might as well have been a touchdown.  Predictably, Philly fan and other idiots with protruding brows jumped all over it and drove the line down to +4 in most Sports Books.  Take Touchdown Tommy and the Pats -4.

Shrewd bettors could also hedge by betting the over of 48.5.

SB Top Prop Bets:  Take the under on Pink's National Anthem (2:00) and 'tails' for the opening coin toss.

This, thankfully, concludes Beavis' Best Bets Series for this year.  I plan on firing it back up next season whether you dipsticks want me to or not.

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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2018, 11:19:41 am »
Pats by 7.

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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2018, 11:20:15 am »
Philly by double digits
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2018, 11:39:32 am »
I thought the superb owl was last week.   :uhh
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2018, 11:49:08 am »
I thought the superb owl was last week.   :uhh

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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2018, 12:17:46 pm »
Philly by double digits

Rob has a protruding brow.



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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2018, 12:35:15 pm »
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2018, 12:43:01 pm »
Line opened at Philly +5.5 which might as well have been a touchdown.  Predictably, Philly fan and other idiots with protruding brows jumped all over it and drove the line down to +4 in most Sports Books.  Take Touchdown Tommy and the Pats -4.

Shrewd bettors could also hedge by betting the over of 48.5.

SB Top Prop Bets:  Take the under on Pink's National Anthem (2:00) and 'tails' for the opening coin toss.

This, thankfully, concludes Beavis' Best Bets Series for this year.  I plan on firing it back up next season whether you dipsticks want me to or not.

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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2018, 04:48:33 pm »


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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2018, 12:17:39 pm »
P!nk is a blonde, goes over 2:00, doesn't forget a word, and keeps her feet on the ground
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2018, 09:21:48 pm »
LOl beavis you really suck at this
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2018, 09:26:46 pm »
LOl beavis you really suck at this

He still went 2-1. LOl, dumbass.
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2018, 06:57:58 am »
Omg he got the coin toss right so good
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2018, 09:22:13 am »
He still went 2-1. LOl, dumbass.

Pats lost -1
Tails lost -1
pink under +1
Over +1
That seems like 2-2, sport.
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Re: Beavis' Best NFL Bets Super Bowl Edition
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