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Man Rules
« on: March 01, 2018, 07:54:33 am »
Ralp inspired this threade with this chat jewel:

" fvck this dude who took the middle urinal when there are only 3"

You never, EVER do this.

So what other nuggets of wisdom can we pass along to the readership?

1.  Always carry cash.  Cash is King.  Cash makes problems go away.
2.  Always over-tip.  The staff will remember you next time.
3.  Only talk to another man in the men's room if they are doing exactly what you are doing.
4.  If you're driving on the highway in the left lane, regardless of how fast, and someone comes up behind you, get the fvck over.
5.  No selfies.  EVER.


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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2018, 08:18:02 am »
- No crying while calling sports radio shows
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2018, 08:19:18 am »
Always order for your wife/+ kids.
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2018, 08:19:42 am »
No crying at all. Youíll get your man card pulled for that one
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2018, 08:21:27 am »
No crying at all. Youíll get your man card pulled for that one

at all? nah
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2018, 08:29:00 am »
in addition to taking the middle pisser; if there are 2 pissers and a someone is already @ one; go to the stall
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2018, 08:41:09 am »
in addition to taking the middle pisser; if there are 2 pissers and a someone is already @ one; go to the stall

Thatíll get your man card pulled!
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2018, 09:01:26 am »
in addition to taking the middle pisser; if there are 2 pissers and a someone is already @ one; go to the stall

or if the stall is full and you have to take that 2nd urinal, no eye contact during the sword fight
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2018, 09:02:12 am »
Pass on the left.  they can see you 6 feet back drifting off their shitty eco-whatthefvckever.  If you have to pass on the right, feel free to take a gander at the slack-jawed, sloped forehead, Alb-tuckian and give a disapproving stare.


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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2018, 09:08:00 am »
always drop the hammer when they try to pass   :lol
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2018, 09:20:18 am »
Jeans that don't strangle your manhood
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2018, 09:36:56 am »
Dudes should not wear earrings.

I dont know what the faggot trend is with exposing ur underwear in public.(balcked ppls) but you are marked as a faggot. Man card revoked.
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2018, 10:34:24 am »
Never hit your woman no matter how bad she is begging for it.
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2018, 10:50:55 am »
Never hit your woman no matter how bad she is begging for it.
...but you can still shake the shit outta them, right?
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Re: Man Rules
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2018, 10:54:33 am »
:lol
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