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More Religious Silliness
« on: May 07, 2018, 12:13:42 pm »
So we got an email from the district today asking us to attempt to "plan around" religious holidays; and here they are.  They left off the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but please do everything you can to properly observe the following.

Ramadan – 5/15/2018 (begins at sundown) through 6/14/2018 (ends at sundown)
Shavuot – 5/19/2018 (begins at sundown) through 5/21/2018 (ends at sundown)
Eid-a-Fitr – 6/25/2018 (begins at sundown) through 6/28/2018 (ends at sundown)
Eid-al-Adha – 8/20/2018 (begins at sundown) through 8/25/2018 (ends at sundown)
Rosh Hashanah – 9/9/2018 (begins at sundown) through 9/11/2018 (ends at sundown)
Yom Kippur – 9/18/2018 (begins at sundown) through 9/19/2018 (ends at sundown)
Sukkot – 9/23/2018 (begins at sundown) through 9/31/2018 (ends at sundown)
Sehmini Atzeret – 9/30/2018 (begins at sundown) through 10/2/2018 (ends at sundown)
Simchat Torah – 10/1/2018 (begins at sundown) through 10/3/2018 (ends at sundown)
Hanukkah – 12/2/2018 (begins at sundown) through 12/10/2018 (ends at sundown)
Christmas Eve - 12/24/2018
Christmas - 12/25/2018
Orthodox Christmas – 1/7/2019
Chinese New Year – 2/5/2019
Ash Wednesday – 3/6/2019
Purim – 3/20/2019 (begins at sundown) through 3/21/2019 (ends at sundown)
Good Friday – 4/19/2019
Passover – 4/19/2019 (begins at sundown) through 4/27/2019 (ends at sundown)
Easter – 4/21/2019
Orthodox Easter – 4/28/2019
Ramadan – 5/5/2019 (begins at sundown) through 6/4/2019 (ends at sundown)
Visakha Puja – 5/18/2019
Eid-a-Fitr – 6/5/2019 (begins at sundown) through 6/7/2019 (ends at sundown)
Shavuot – 6/8/2019 (begins at sundown) through 6/10/2019 (ends at sundown)
Pentecost – 6/9/2019
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2018, 12:18:27 pm »
might as well just do homeschool
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2018, 12:19:03 pm »
might as well just do homeschool

 :lol  Exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2018, 12:34:36 pm »
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Eid-a-Fitr

More like EAD-a-Fitr, amirite?
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2018, 01:40:12 pm »
 :lol Snakle in a burka salaaming to the east
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2018, 01:45:55 pm »
:lol Snakle in a burka salaaming to the east

That's a hajib, bitch!!   :lol
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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2018, 01:48:29 pm »
Snake's dance party on those muzz "holidays."

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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2018, 02:31:47 pm »
Nah...I prefer Christian celebrations.

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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2018, 02:34:36 pm »
Snakeyes religious celebration

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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2018, 02:54:44 pm »
ACTUAL Snakeeyes religious celebration:

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Re: More Religious Silliness
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2018, 06:35:44 pm »
Snake's dance party on those muzz "holidays."



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