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Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« on: May 24, 2018, 10:32:23 am »
Apparently not an "imaginary gun" either.   :o

Bald eagle found shot dead in Colorado

May 23, 2018

An American bald eagle was found shot dead near Milton Reservoir in Colorado, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) announced Monday.

The eagle’s death comes after a landowner spotted it “perched on the ground in his pasture approximately 60 yards south of his residence near Milton Reservoir in central Weld County,” the CPW said in a statement.

But the next morning, the landowner, who the CPW did not identify, found the eagle dead “in the same location where it was spotted the night before.”

After performing a necropsy, the CPW determined the bird suffered a gunshot wound to its lower abdomen which resulted in a “fractured right tibia, liver fracture and pooling of blood in the abdomen.”

The eagle likely suffered for more than a day before it died.
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https://nypost.com/2018/05/23/bald-eagle-found-shot-dead-in-colorado/

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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2018, 10:38:41 am »
Another great lardass thread.  Random news bit compared to stucknut member...wash it down w an emoji.

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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2018, 10:40:04 am »
Lets see your epic thread, man ass pounder.  SaladTosser
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2018, 10:43:16 am »
Hope they member this gem when the nutties roll around.  Maybe lil porkchop can roll ya up on stage to accept yer award.

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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2018, 10:50:40 am »
The only thing left in Colorado that Snakeeyes shoots his pistol at are the gays  :bananbang  :banana :lol
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2018, 11:17:59 am »
Well, I was trying to sleep and the fvcker wouldn't stop squawking.  Perhaps he needed more mental health checks.   :uhh
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2018, 11:29:06 am »
Shitshed starting where he left off  :lol
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2018, 12:14:40 pm »
Shitshed starting where he left off  :lol

Same old, tired rants.  You'd think he'd improve, or at least quit embarrassing himself.
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2018, 12:57:17 pm »
Same old, tired rants.  You'd think he'd improve, or at least quit embarrassing himself.
Same old tired dick riding post. 

Put your helmet on and stfu special Ed.
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2018, 03:16:36 pm »
Same old tired dick riding post. 

Put your helmet on and stfu special Ed.

Come on Shitty. Step ys game up.
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Re: Snakeeeeyes owns a gun?
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2018, 08:49:40 pm »
A few years back during winter or what passes for winter here in teh desert, a bald eagle somehow got lost and wound up just outside Oro Valley, metro Tucson. Bald eagles usually roost near a body of water. and of course an idiot took a shot at it but missed, but some neighbors heard it and saw what he was shooting at and called the cops, but before they got there 2 or 3 or 4 of them beat the living fuk out of the dood. Cops didnt even ask about the ass beating, they took his ass to jail for whatever the charge is.

Most messed up thing about it is a couple weeks after that happened it accidentally fried itself, it was using the tops of power line poles to perch and hunt, and because its wing span was so big they touched both wires while landing and ZAP. The Apaches here have a ceremony rhey perform when a golden eagle dies, they did the same for this bald eagle. Anyhoo, carry on.
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