Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised

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Bill_in_Phoenix

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Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« on: July 07, 2018, 03:46:23 pm »
BEGONE!

1.  Hot dog eating.  Nauseating.  And what's wrong with that announcer guy's hand trembling?  Does he have ALS?

2.  Cornhole. Sounds ghey.
first guy: "Hey, ya wanna get a cornhole game up?"
next guy: "fvck you, poo pusher>"
 
3.  Bass fishing.  Like watching paint dry.

4.  Dodgeball.  Especially that shat on trampolines.

5.  Whatever that silly thing is with the round net on the grass they put on after hot dog eating. (edit: it's apparently called spikeball).

6.  Darts.

7.  Long drive.  These guys couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

SHOULD be on TV:

1.  More hockey.

2.  Aussie football and/or rugby.

3.  Figure 8 racing.  Imagine climbing into a car know that some dude will probably t-bone you sometime in the next hour.

4.  Skee ball.  Caveat: the competitors must drink for an hour beforehand.

5.  Boxing from on top of a ferris wheel.

6.  Speed golf.  Or just as good, golf with only 1 club.

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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2018, 03:58:20 pm »
Actually don't mind bass fishing but only when they reel one in. Can debinitly do wiffout all the casts and recasts
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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2018, 05:01:45 pm »
Definitely more Rugby.
 

I might add some women's volleyball when they wear those booty shorts. (For women's equality) :bananbang
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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2018, 06:14:12 am »
I would like to see some Solitare playing on TV.
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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2018, 03:06:22 pm »
I might add some women's volleyball when they wear those booty shorts. (For women's equality) :bananbang
Even better, the pro-level women who basically just show up in a bikini.  ;D
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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2018, 06:51:28 pm »
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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2018, 10:28:48 pm »
BEGONE!

2.  Cornhole. Sounds ghey.
first guy: "Hey, ya wanna get a cornhole game up?"
next guy: "fvck you, poo pusher"


I laughed.   :lol

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Re: Activities That Should/Should Not Be Televised
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2018, 04:38:36 am »
Further illustration from today's programming on BSPNSpew:

Cornhole champs
Brat eating champs
Hamburger eating champs
Ping Pong ... forgot to add that to the list.
Handball's Mardi Gras" open. 
  #I thought Fat Tuesday was before Lent.
Running of the bulls in Pamplona
  #cue Geico advert
"Human castle" whatever that is
  #video games on TV are lame
Grass cutting championship
  #cut yer lawn in the shape of yer wife's titz, then the judges decide accuracy.
Korean rasslin
  #get a haricut
"blitz chess"  WTF?
  #IBM p0wns you
and of course, a full hour of "Premiere League Darts."
  # Isn't there a threade 'round here about "darts athletes?"  :monkey2

SMH :popcorn
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