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Texas Decoder Ring
« on: July 21, 2018, 08:37:13 am »
“Californian To Texan” Translation |

CALIFORNIA                       TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons        Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands           Swamp
Undocumented Worker   Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials   Synthetic Fiber
Heavily Armed                   Well-protected
Narrow-minded             Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share   Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control    Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives   Fireworks for Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass   Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity   Socialism
Fairness or Social Progress   Marxism
Upper Class or “The Rich “   Self-Employed
Progressive, Change           Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged   Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle                    Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future   Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform           Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater         Conservative
Truants                           Homeschoolers
High Capacity Magazine   Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot                   Church-going
Reintroduced Wolves           Sheep and Deer Killers
Fair Trade Coffee           Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or “The Rich “   Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby                   NRA Members
Assault Weapon                   Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus                   New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting   Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 08:40:15 am by rocket625 »
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Re: Texas Decoder Ring
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2018, 12:56:48 pm »
Funny, you're decoded as "retarded" in both states
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