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Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« on: July 20, 2018, 11:15:24 am »
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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2018, 11:17:27 am »
Much better.

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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2018, 11:19:33 am »
Horrible.

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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2018, 11:26:38 am »
"Hi Roam, I have a long ass call that's not that great.  To make it worse, here's my attempt at a Letterman top 10 list."

I was waiting for an "uh oh Rome, I'll make up for now" in his best Carl Lewis voice.
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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2018, 11:28:51 am »
Better than anticipated.
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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2018, 11:30:12 am »
Leff in Labelly beach made me laugh for some reason

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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 08:47:33 am »
The Laguna Beach Belly :lol
Thing is Matt had already called him that earlier in the week.

Chad in LA gender reveal at age 32 was fkn outstanding. Smack on the Soup Kitchen Crew as well -"Kerwin was the only guy who looked like he had slept indoors the night before"  :lol  It's true.
"They call me pretty boy because I go to the dentist twice a year and spend more than $9 on my haircuts."  Pretty solid

But then he got to that Top10 & petered out.   Good call overall.
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Re: Smackoff 24 - Call 2: Matt in Vancouver
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2018, 04:07:11 pm »
The Laguna Beach Belly :lol
Thing is Matt had already called him that earlier in the week.

Chad in LA gender reveal at age 32 was fkn outstanding. Smack on the Soup Kitchen Crew as well -"Kerwin was the only guy who looked like he had slept indoors the night before"  :lol  It's true.
"They call me pretty boy because I go to the dentist twice a year and spend more than $9 on my haircuts."  Pretty solid

But then he got to that Top10 & petered out.   Good call overall.

Yeah the "Kerwin was the only one that looked like he slept in doors last night" was fckin hilarious. I didn't realize that he had already
used the "Laguna Beach Belly" crack before which subtracts a few points.

The Letterman top 10 was over all not great , but it had 2 or 3 laugh out loud moments. My two favorite were probably
"You think Phil Mickelson is in great shape"
"You squeeze into your under armour gear to go on a 5 minute walk on your treadmill"

He definitely had a few great lines that had me legit laughing really hard, and I think it was slightly higher than a 10th place call although I don't know who id bump to slide him up. His call was 10x better than Tyler's for sure. Tyler's was disappointing and was very recycled and the  predictable: "I'm fit" "Americans are fat/ugly"  "Trump sucks" smack.