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Attention Texas Turds
« on: August 21, 2018, 04:11:30 pm »
Thinking about transferring to your state. Give me some nice hoods to research and some hoods to avoid.

Somewhere between Houston, Dallas and San Antonio. A 50-75 mile radius of each city if you will. Kind of the Waco area but anywhere near the three major cities.

Looking forward to some day cancelling out all of Reid's votes :koolaid
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2018, 04:37:29 pm »
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2018, 06:02:54 pm »
Stay clear the fvck away from Tomball.  That place reeks of male breast cheese.
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2018, 06:42:57 pm »
 :rimshot Houston is a swamp and Dallas is expensive.   Its all pretty hot down there but I thought there was more to do in Dallas and less bums.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2018, 06:22:21 am »
El Paso  :lol. REACT TO ME
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2018, 09:16:46 am »
Stay clear the fvck away from Tomball.  That place reeks of male breast cheese.

Come to Tomball.  We're about to get our 3rd Chick-fil-a.

Dave in Miami moved here last year.  Skullet is kinda close, but far enough away.
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2018, 07:32:11 pm »
Finding a lot of places with a pond and 10+ acres near Kerrville that I like.

Pooldoc, do you service red neck pools too? :koolaid
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2018, 08:37:38 pm »
Finding a lot of places with a pond and 10+ acres near Kerrville that I like.

Pooldoc, do you service red neck pools too? :koolaid

I have 20 acres in kerrville bought them in 97... for 34k now worth 150k with no house, we will eventually build and retire there
I suggest kerrville Fredericksburg area Texas Hill Country better hurry, we get offers to buy from freaks in California on a monthly basis... neighbor that just bought 6 acres next to us came from no-cal area.

We can build us some bad ass grills to cook our venison

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and yes I can kill all your fish in the pond quick.
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2018, 10:23:04 am »
my brother just sold his house on 6 acres in waller to a cali kook  :koolaid
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2018, 12:51:53 pm »
my brother just sold his house on 6 acres in waller to a cali kook  :koolaid

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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2018, 12:59:46 pm »
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2018, 04:06:20 pm »
El Paso, baby. My birthplace and home of needs_boost I think.

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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2018, 05:47:36 pm »
I spent 30 or 40 days in the Gillespie Co Jail in Fredricksburg on a weed charge back in 94.

I was just passing thru in the middle of the night.

Looked like a nice town the day I got out. I think I visited a museum dedicated to Adm. Nimitz on my way outta town.

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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2018, 05:52:51 pm »
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Re: Attention Texas Turds
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2018, 06:22:26 pm »
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I'm stuck here for a few more years.  May head to Nevada before my final moof.
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