Author Topic: Do any important people ever read this board? (Read 1593 times)

poptart · « **on:** December 08, 2018, 06:00:18 am »

What do you think?

Any politician, for example?
Or celebrity?

Just by chance, you know -- as they are bouncing around on the internet sometime.

They look around, read a bit, and think, "Damn, that Stab guy really brought a good take. I think I'll check back in tomorrow and see what else he has to say."

Or is the answer... no.

"No, poptart. Nobody of any consequence ever reads this board.
We are all societal bottom-feeders and most of our bullshit only means anything at all to some other loser who has become attracted to this hell hole. Posting in here is pretty much a pointless exercise."

Please chime IN.

Stab · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2018, 06:27:02 am »

I AM THE CELEBRITY HERE.

I have been on TV. I have appeared in countless news programs, magazines, and newspaper articles.

I am often recognized in public by adoring fans, and creepers alike.

But I don't read much here. My agent and handlers tell me what I need to know.

For an signed autograph please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address listed in my bio.

Disclaimer: This poat and the fees associated with it are in no way an endorsement of Stucknut or the tards affiliated with aforementioned wepsight.

Club America · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2018, 06:55:14 am »

I'm a pro slalom skier...

Ralph In Orlando · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2018, 07:32:48 am »

Stab... he said famous.... not infamous...

Snakeeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2018, 08:48:34 am »

Poptart, I'm a pro slalom skier and you better be f*cking glad i'm here. because if i'm not here, you got f*cking nothing in the way of a pro athlete here at stucknut --- at least as far as i know, maybe they are here. you can't do what i did and you never will in your lifetime. most likely, none of your descendants will either, at least for 500 years. that's what you need to face. you get on your knees and take my scepter into your mouth. then i'll decide if i want to answer your question. i'm under no obligation to answer your questioning.

Sincerely,

Snake