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Do any important people ever read this board?
« on: December 08, 2018, 06:00:18 am »
What do you think?

Any politician, for example?
Or celebrity?

Just by chance, you know -- as they are bouncing around on the internet sometime.

They look around, read a bit, and think, "Damn, that Stab guy really brought a good take. I think I'll check back in tomorrow and see what else he has to say."

Or is the answer... no.

"No, poptart. Nobody of any consequence ever reads this board.
We are all societal bottom-feeders and most of our bullshit only means anything at all to some other loser who has become attracted to this hell hole. Posting in here is pretty much a pointless exercise."




Please chime IN.




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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2018, 06:27:02 am »
I AM THE CELEBRITY HERE.

I have been on TV. I have appeared in countless news programs, magazines, and newspaper articles.

I am often recognized in public by adoring fans, and creepers alike.

But I don't read much here. My agent and handlers tell me what I need to know.

For an signed autograph please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address listed in my bio.

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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2018, 06:55:14 am »
I'm a pro slalom skier... :koolaid
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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2018, 07:32:48 am »
Stab... he said famous.... not infamous...
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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2018, 08:48:34 am »
Poptart, I'm a pro slalom skier and you better be f*cking glad i'm here.  because if i'm not here, you got f*cking nothing in the way of a pro athlete here at stucknut --- at least as far as i know, maybe they are here.  you can't do what i did and you never will in your lifetime.  most likely, none of your descendants will either, at least for 500 years.  that's what you need to face.  you get on your knees and take my scepter into your mouth.  then i'll decide if i want to answer your question.  i'm under no obligation to answer your questioning.

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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2018, 08:57:32 am »
I knew this was coming.

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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2018, 09:27:53 am »
Jay Mohr used to post but I think some Tard ran him.


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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2018, 09:33:01 am »
What about the fag guitar player that never opened his case for less than a C note who had an ugly jew girlfriend. :lol
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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2018, 09:49:04 am »
Or the idiot that moved from Colorado to Delaware thinking he was moving up in life.

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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2018, 10:58:02 am »
Or the idiot that moved from Colorado to Delaware thinking he was moving up in life.

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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2018, 05:01:06 pm »
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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2018, 03:35:06 pm »
Jay Mohr aka the funniest man in show business.



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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2018, 05:06:33 pm »
Jay Mohr aka the funniest man in show business.



And I'm a secret celebrity but cant reveal who I am

Rich in Colorado.  Shoot it.


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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2018, 09:44:37 pm »
Jay Mohr aka the funniest man in show business.

Jay’s busy blowing lines of coke and masturbating into socks left on the floor.

He quit.
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Re: Do any important people ever read this board?
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2018, 04:01:07 pm »
Jay’s busy blowing lines of coke and masturbating into socks left on the floor.

He quit.

What he does in his spare time is none of my business as long as his standup or sports shows are funny