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Hey Farmer Ted
« on: January 07, 2019, 09:35:18 am »
You owe Jake Ryan big time for hooking you up with his drugged up gal.

Of course now that movie is catching shit from #MeToo'ers.

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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2019, 10:53:08 am »
You owe Jake Ryan big time for hooking you up with his drugged up gal.

Of course now that movie is catching shit from #MeToo'ers.

Truth is, I never did her.  Even with her wasted and naked and thinking i was Jake, i didn't know how to go for it.  Now many years later,  upon seeing what a complete date rape that would've been, I am grateful for my nerdy hesitation.  Donger wasn't so lucky, he knocked up that girl and ended up managing a little Caesar's carryout with Moochie from Breaking Away.

IMO Molly Ringwald is supermodel hot.  Yummy yummy.



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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 10:54:52 am »
Worst troll ever.
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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 11:00:56 am »
Worst troll ever.


i dont know.  the donger managing a little ceasers was pretty good  :koolaid
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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2019, 11:06:05 am »
Worst troll ever.
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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2019, 02:20:46 pm »
Donger wasn't so lucky, he knocked up that girl and ended up managing a little Caesar's carryout with Moochie from Breaking Away.

By "that girl" of course I mean the exercise bike girl and not Jake's queen bee.

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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2019, 02:24:06 pm »
By "that girl" of course I mean the exercise bike girl and not Jake's queen bee.

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Re: Hey Farmer Ted
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2019, 03:39:01 pm »
 :koolaid