Happy Jeff in Tuscon Go fvck Yourself Day

[Outlaw]

[Dog]

Well this seems a little malty 

[jeff in tucson]

I would have if you'd have spelled Tucson right 

[jeff in tucson]

Oh and btw that's not till July 31rd

[Outlaw]

I would have if you'd have spelled Tucson right 

Who ever in fvck's sake thought it was a good idea to place a silent "C" in front of the letter "S"? 

[Dog]

Who ever in fvck's sake thought it was a good idea to place a silent "C" in front of the letter "S"? 

The Spanish name of the city, Tucsón [tukˈson], is derived from the O'odham Cuk Ṣon [tʃʊk ʂɔːn], meaning "(at the) base of the black [hill]", a reference to a basalt-covered hill now known as Sentinel Peak. Tucson is sometimes referred to as "The Old Pueblo".

signed,
handsomebrady

[Stab]

But its a "dry" heat.

[handsomebrady65]

Hey,Jeff,do you know any buxom blondes between 27 and 45 in Tucson ?

[Almighty God]

Hey,Jeff,do you know any buxom blondes between 27 and 45 in Tucson ?

I know two who are up for a Jay Stew style "mother-daughter thing," but they're 26 and 46, so I guess they'll have to go disappointed. 

It's a shame too, because short fat Canadians with feigned English accents who frequent creepy dork forums are what gets them hot.

[handsomebrady65]

Almighty God,I don't have an affected accent ;I speak with a typical Canadian braying accent,which makes me sound different from most black folk,even here in Windsor and other parts of Canada .
Also,at five-nine,200 lb., I sport 17 1/4 " inch biceps and carry my weight VERY WELL ;add the boyish good looks nine weeks before my sixty-sixth birthday,and the buxom blondes between 26 and 46 you mentioned would likely go for me in a big way if we met !!!!