Almighty God,I don't have an affected accent ;I speak with a typical Canadian braying accent,which makes me sound different from most black folk,even here in Windsor and other parts of Canada .
Also,at five-nine,200 lb., I sport 17 1/4 " inch biceps and carry my weight VERY WELL ;add the boyish good looks nine weeks before my sixty-sixth birthday,and the buxom blondes between 26 and 46 you mentioned would likely go for me in a big way if we met !!!!