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jeff in tucson

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Impressive or not? You be the judge
« on: May 26, 2019, 04:41:30 pm »
Took my bike out for a ride today. Always do on Memorial Day weekend, although today wasn't the greatest day to ride, plenty of sunshine but sustained winds of 15-20 mph with gusts up to 45. Anyhoo, doing about 95 on I-10 and cut loose an enormous fart, and could still smell it. Impressive or not?
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2019, 05:14:06 pm »
do it in an elevator. more impressive.

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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2019, 06:18:39 pm »
I gotta say....

I am impressed.
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2019, 08:16:14 pm »
I'm thankful the wind didn't carry down I-10 to Houston.
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2019, 10:06:27 pm »
Drok Den this POS.
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2019, 11:38:23 pm »
I gotta say....

I am impressed.

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When I had my suzuki gsx-r 750....I went 130mph and farted....
95 mph is for amateurs and reddit faggots like stab. 

You are a disgrace.  Kill yourself now!

Anything less than 130 is for fags

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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2019, 01:59:59 am »
Stab is a loser!   :banana referee1 SaladTosser :bananbang :koolaid

Seriously....do you live in your moms basement?  are you on reddit?
comic-con? Fury? Seriously...are you RETARDED?????

When I had my suzuki gsx-r 750....I went 130mph and farted....
95 mph is for amateurs and reddit faggots like stab. 

You are a disgrace.  Kill yourself now!

Anything less than 130 is for fags

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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2019, 06:31:23 am »
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2019, 08:03:45 am »
Quote from: Justin NoCal

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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2019, 09:17:56 am »
Crotch rockets = gay

Anything less than 1300cc = super ghey

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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2019, 09:37:16 am »
Jeff,it would be impressive if you had a buxom blonde on the back !!!!!
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2019, 10:15:52 am »
Jeff,it would be impressive if you had a buxom blonde on the back !!!!!

Buxom brunette is the best I can do. She didn't go though she's scared to ride. She was in a bike accident many years ago and broke a few bones and has been scared of bikes ever since.
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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2019, 10:41:01 am »
Crotch rockets = gay

Anything less than 1300cc = super ghey

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Outrageous slander!!!!

1300cc is way too big.  You can only go fast in a straight line...can't drag your knee in the turn....

750cc is PERFECT for speed and curvy country roads.....

Me and my boyz used to race from Madison WI to Devils Lake.....passing cars while doing wheelies at 80 mph and scraping our knees on the turns that said "max speed 30mph" as we took them at 70 mph....

So much fun...more fun then sitting on a goldwing and just driving a two wheel car.


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Re: Impressive or not? You be the judge
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2019, 10:44:43 am »
Not a gold wing. I have a Honda Valkrie.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2019, 11:20:06 am »
Hogs are lame until you are about 50+

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