Smackoff 25: Jeff in Southfield

[Steve in HTown]

  Stucknutter!!!

[Cageybee15]

Don't worry, Jeff.
Romey got all kiss-ass hoity-toity with the nostalgia.
You had a Top 10 call.

[frankinhouston]

loved your call jeff. rapid fire takes. hope smackoff continues. you will be a contender next year. props.

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[Beavis in KC]

Stop reading.

[Jeff in Southfield]

thanks for the kind remarks. 

In am very stupid for trying to drop a near 6 minute call, I rushed it so much I got it done in 5:25, but I deflated half of my punchlines with the overly rapid delivery.  Better on paper.  If I was smart enough to just write a 4 minute call, I would have delivered it with the proper timing and energy. 

Even if I had delivered it better, it would still be way too long, big lesson I learned this smackoff is, even if your killing it, anyone becomes a bit tiresome once you go over 4 minutes.

[toolshed]

If your SO 25 call had a count for every time someone gave it another listen, you would account for the only clicks.

[Jeff in Southfield]

Stop reading.

I did stop reading.....your posts.

[Farmer Ted]

Stop reading.

You are mistaking choppy delivery for bad reading.  Listen to Mitch Hedberg like you had never heard of him, like he was just someone calling the show, and he also sounds like a bad read because his delivery is choppy. But because you are watching him you don't think about that. 

the thing about.         An elevator is.    Itcanneverbreak.  At worst.      Itcanonlybecome.    Stairs.

 

[Steve in HTown]

the thing about.         An elevator is.    Itcanneverbreak.  At worst.      Itcanonlybecome.    Stairs.

sorry for the convenience

[Beavis in KC]

I did stop reading.....your posts.

Not this one.

 

[Steve in HTown]

damn jeff, you just got the invite to next years smackoff 

[Beavis in KC]

"You finish where you deserve to finish".  You're the biggest whiner since Mike in Indy.

[toolshed]

damn jeff, you just got the invite to next years smackoff 

  to join Boatie on hold for 3 hours

[Jeff in Southfield]

"You finish where you deserve to finish".  You're the biggest whiner since Mike in Indy.

Wasn't bitching about my finish, I deserved to get run for going way long, I am grateful they let me on and let me get to its end without hearing the buzzer.

That was just supposed to be funny smack, but I guess it came across as bitter.

Chris Webber tatoo line gold IMO.

[Jeff in Southfield]

damn jeff, you just got the invite to next years smackoff