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RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« on: July 04, 2019, 09:18:18 am »
Jared Lorenzen ,"The Pillsbury Throwboy," ,"The Abominable Throwman," " The Hefty Lefty,"etc ,died yesterday at 38 ,and about 500 pounds .I wonder were he normal NFL QB size,if he'd have been a serviceable signal-caller.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2019, 09:22:45 am »
I saw this yesterday and felt kind of sad about it. I watched him in college when he was a more "normal" size. He seemed like a likable guy. The human body just isn't designed to be and stay that heavy. RIP, dude.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2019, 11:08:15 am »
El_Bastardo,I have friends who,while nowhere near 600 pounds,are certainly half that,and they seem not to believe the health risks involved in such gargantuan size.(Plus,they're in their sixties,which heightens the risks.)
Yes,Lorenzen seemed like a good ol' boy with a great arm,but the inability to keep his massive body in even a semblance of shape .RIP,Jared !!!!
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2019, 11:24:49 am »
El_Bastardo,I have friends who,while nowhere near 600 pounds,are certainly half that,and they seem not to believe the health risks involved in such gargantuan size.(Plus,they're in their sixties,which heightens the risks.)
Yes,Lorenzen seemed like a good ol' boy with a great arm,but the inability to keep his massive body in even a semblance of shape .RIP,Jared !!!!
People that get to that kind of size have psychological problems. Being a little overweight is a common problem that can be fixed through diet and exercise. Being crazy morbidly obese is a whole different level. Those people often turn to food for comfort to ease some type of past trauma. It's not a simple as them just being lazy pigs. No one wants to be that fat.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2019, 11:27:08 am »
And,El_Bastardo,some have thyroid problems which dramatically slow their metabolism,meaning their body stores MUCH MORE fat than is required and healthy.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2019, 11:36:26 am »
I believe he was a dad too. Sucks.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2019, 12:42:57 pm »
Sad. I remember him when he played for Kentucky and he was arguably their best QB of all-time, better than Tim Couch in my opinion. RIP.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2019, 06:15:37 pm »
Moodell,the first clue to Lorenzen's eventual problems was that despite his stellar U. of Kentucky career,he was undrafted as no team apparently wanted to burn a draft choice and significant money on a six-four,300-pound QB,no matter his arm strength .
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2019, 08:30:04 pm »
I thought Jared was the Subway kid rapist? :uhh

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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2019, 08:20:50 am »
That would be Jared FOGLE,Stab !!!!!!
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2019, 09:23:57 am »
I'm pretty sure he's married to 45's daughter.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2019, 10:16:07 am »
Jared KUSHNER,Boges !!!!!
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2019, 10:27:42 am »
Jared KUSHNER,Boges !!!!!

Nooooo, I'm pretty sure Jared Lorenzen is married to Ivanka Trump and is responsible for Middle-East Peace.
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Re: RIP,Jared Lorenzen,Feb.14,1981-July 2,2019.
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2019, 09:52:23 am »
Bogues,Jared Lorenzen may have to be cut into PIECES to get him into his coffin. (Where's O.J. when he's needed ?)
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