Border Disaster

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Border Disaster
« on: August 01, 2019, 09:55:33 am »
SUNLAND PARK, NMóDisaster occurred at the US-Mexico border earlier this week after the installation of seesaws on the border wall. Part of an art project by UC Berkeley faculty, the seesaws were intended to let kids on both sides of the border play with each other as a powerful statement about unity and love across borders.


Unfortunately, as obese American kids rushed to the seesaws to enjoy playing with their fellow humans on the Mexican side of the border, they accidentally launched hundreds of Mexican children over the wall.

"We did not see this coming," said one Berkeley professor. "We just wanted the kids to play together and have some fun. But it seems like we didn't account for just how fat American kids are these days."

The Mexican kids were launched hundreds of feet in the air before landing on the American side of the border. Americans frantically set up a bunch of trampolines to catch them, though these bounced them pretty high and second, smaller trampolines had to be set up to catch them from their bounce. In the end, four trampolines in a row did the trick.

Hearing about the installation, those looking to immigrate to the U.S. rushed to the site and allowed the overweight American kids to continue catapulting person after person over the fencing installation until it was shut down by the Border Patrol.

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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2019, 08:56:08 am »
Outlaw,OF COURSE Yankee brats are fat.That's because they'll eventually play football, which you MUST be an enormous,dumb slob to play .(Well,except Brady,kickers and some DBs.)
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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2019, 09:47:07 am »
That's some Jeff Foxworthy level comedy right there.
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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2019, 01:05:33 pm »
Canít expect much from Outlaw.  Heís littered the forum with his garbage 1 page threads.
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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2019, 01:10:24 pm »
Canít expect much from Outlaw.  Heís littered the forum with his garbage 1 page threads.

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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2019, 01:30:12 pm »
Canít expect much from Outlaw.  Heís littered the forum with his garbage 1 page threads.

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Re: Border Disaster
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2019, 08:53:24 pm »
looks like the kids are having fun.

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