Author Topic: WTF happened to Trevor Bauer ? (Read 921 times)

handsomebrady65 · « **on:** August 27, 2019, 10:04:08 am »

While with the Indians,Bauer was pitching like an ace.Then he throws a ball into the seats when skipper "Tito" Francona lifts him,is subsequently dealt to the Reds ,for whom he's been lit up like a Christmas tree.Anyone here with intel about Bauer's situation ?

Outlaw · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2019, 10:19:02 am »

What's strange is that he's pitched well in his two starts in his new band box home park but has given up 19 earned runs in 12 innings in his three road starts.

jeff in tucson · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2019, 11:14:40 am »

Maybe having to bat? No idea, it is pretty strange.

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2019, 03:00:29 pm »

hes not right in the head

wireman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2019, 03:14:23 pm »

does he have AIDS?

jeff in tucson · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2019, 04:34:09 pm »

Justin NoCal · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2019, 04:48:23 pm »

He thought Cleveland was bad... then he saw Cincinnati

handsomebrady65 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2019, 05:43:59 pm »

Cleveland and Cincinnati are cruddy cities. (When I was in high school,MLB catcher Duke Sims,a handsome cowboy sort of chap,opined that the Cleveland broads were so ugly that the only way to differentiate them from the dudes is that the "women's" noses hadn't been broken quite as often.Then there was the Lake Cuyahogo 1970 fire on the horribly polluted body of water.)
Cincinnati,well,the KKK paraded downtown until 1979,and its proximity to Kentucky could be gleaned from its hillbilly "Briar Topper" population of Bubbas,Billy Bobs and Beckys who believe the Civil Rights Movement never occurred in their opinions of blacks and other PIOCs.

Stab · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2019, 06:21:13 pm »

Quote from: handsomebrady65 on August 27, 2019, 05:43:59 pm

Cleveland broads were so ugly that the only way to differentiate them from the dudes is that the "women's" noses hadn't been broken quite as often.

I won't rack you because you are mostly just awful, but this did make me

handsomebrady65 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2019, 05:42:34 pm »

Stab,I'm almost always GREAT,but since you chaps will never be able to relate to an aesthetic and intellectual superior such as I ,your tepid approval is OK.