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Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« on: September 09, 2019, 10:08:41 am »
In '15,the Tigers traded infielder Eugenio Suarez for pitcher Alfredo Simon,whom they sent back to the Reds after one crappy season.Simon was later charged with (and acquitted of) involuntary manslaughter and is out of baseball,while Reds hot cornerman Suarez has bopped 44 bombs with 95 RBI.And we Tigers fans wonder why we suck.Oh yes,Boston just fired GM David DUMB-browski,who as Tigers' front-office boss engineered the Suarez-for-Simon disgrace.
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2019, 11:47:24 am »
Buffoonary Den this piece of shit.
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2019, 12:22:11 pm »
Once upon a time no one gave a shit.

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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2019, 05:26:21 pm »
You bozos would care if you were a Tigers fan . (Besides,intelligent people think your posts those of barely dull-normal people!!!!)
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2019, 08:02:17 pm »
In '15,the Tigers traded infielder Eugenio Suarez for pitcher Alfredo Simon,whom they sent back to the Reds after one crappy season.Simon was later charged with (and acquitted of) involuntary manslaughter and is out of baseball,while Reds hot cornerman Suarez has bopped 44 bombs with 95 RBI.And we Tigers fans wonder why we suck.Oh yes,Boston just fired GM David DUMB-browski,who as Tigers' front-office boss engineered the Suarez-for-Simon disgrace.

nice synopsis.

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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2019, 07:35:39 am »
 :lol 46 HR

might get 50
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2019, 08:08:31 pm »
:lol 46 HR

might get 50

suarez is kicking it.

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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2019, 08:52:24 am »
The Tigers barely have 50 homers !!!!
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Re: Eugenio Suarez-for-Alfredo Simon : HEIST FOR THE REDS !!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2019, 09:45:50 pm »
 :lol 48
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