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Worst Movies Ever gimme yer bottom 5
« on: December 17, 2019, 11:33:35 am »
Started to watch "6 Underground," because my favorite parkour dudes (Storror Parkour) are stunt doubles in it, but i had to turn it off 20 minutes in as its the worst fvcking movie ever made, and I would've bailed on it earlier if it weren't for Storror, it's obvious how bad it is by couple minutes in.

Got me to thinking about the worst movies ever.  Here's my quick bottom 5, keep in mind I never waste my time with bad horror movies and quick cut action films like The Bourne movies, so I have missed out on lots of terrible movies.
 
5. Rocky 6
4. Cobra (Stallone)
3. That movie where Ed from "Lock, Stock...Barrels" plays an American undercover cop.
2. Spring Breakers
1. 6 Underground

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Edit for Vic:  3. The Proposal (2001)

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Re: Worst Movies Ever gimme yer bottom 5
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2019, 12:52:11 pm »
Started to watch "6 Underground," because my favorite parkour dudes (Storror Parkour) are stunt doubles in it, but i had to turn it off 20 minutes in as its the worst fvcking movie ever made, and I would've bailed on it earlier if it weren't for Storror, it's obvious how had it is by couple minutes in.

Got me to thinking about the worst movies ever.  Here's my quick bottom 5, keep in mind I never waste my time with bad horror movies and quick cut action films like The Bourne movies, so I have missed out on lots of terrible movies.
 
4. Cobra (Stallone)

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Re: Worst Movies Ever gimme yer bottom 5
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2019, 03:56:09 pm »
I have no idea what your #3 movie is -maybe look it up on IMDB first, guy?.....Saw 6 Underground pop up on Netflix just yesterday, and just from seeing the poster for it I had a gut feeling it was pure shite.

I can't think of a Bottom 5 right now, but it would probably have something from Lars von Trier on it.  And THE IRISHMAN, holy fvck was that awful on so many levels, and yet you have all the Scorsese fanboys out in full force telling the emperor how wonderful his new clothes are.

Oh yeah, and GLASS, the most recent one from M Night Shyamalamadingdong.  I walked out of that turd at the theater after about 1 hour.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2019, 04:01:50 pm »
Tarantulas great 8 or hateful 8, whatever the fvck was unwatchable.  :monkey2
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2019, 04:04:06 pm »
Pretty much any Bill Cosby movie, especially Lenard 6.

Also, Hedwig and the Angry Inch. So stupid ex of mine dragged me to that and I wanted to walk out after like 10 minutes.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2019, 04:08:43 pm »
I recently saw an Al Pacino movie from about 10 years ago called '88 Minutes.'

It was possibly the worst movie ever. I don't recall much about it other than I got the feeling that AP was contractually obligated to make it.

Looking on IMDB, I see that the movie was actually 108 minutes long.  It felt much longer.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2019, 04:11:10 pm »
  And THE IRISHMAN, holy fvck was that awful on so many levels, and yet you have all the Scorsese fanboys out in full force telling the emperor how wonderful his new clothes are.

I was convinced I was in the minority on that. I only made it through about 40 minutes of it.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2019, 04:15:41 pm »
Solo was unwatchable too. I tried on 3 occasions to watch and never made it past the firth 15 minutes.
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2019, 04:20:51 pm »
Solo was unwatchable too. I tried on 3 occasions to watch and never made it past the firth 15 minutes.
About 16 minutes in until the ending was the best hour and a halů.awscrewit.
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 05:34:35 pm »
I'm judging you for saying that. Your character is suspect.  :uhh
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2019, 08:18:12 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2019, 08:23:03 pm »
Pretty much any Adam Sandler movie.
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2019, 08:37:04 pm »
Anything you guys like is probably the worst movie ever.
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2019, 08:46:59 pm »
Anything you guys like is probably the worst movie ever.

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Re: Worst Movies Ever gimme yer bottom 5
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2019, 08:51:22 pm »
I like your mother better than most. :banana

That was dumb, even for you.
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