Jungleslayer is pretty much correct - except alpine white. I've also always wanted an ES-335 but obviously now we're in the luxury tax 
Jeff whatcha need all those pedals for? All you should need is a good wah (Dunlop Crybaby), good delay (Deluxe Memory Man), and good overdrive (Ibanez TS808), ran thru with good cables into a nice Fender amp of your choosing (Twin Reverb) 
Partly because I have watched 8 billion YouTube videos demoing pedals and it just creates a craving.
Partly because I dig functional art and collecting, when a pedal has a combo of a cool tone, a cool name, and aesthetically pleasing graphic, and when they have personality from that combo, then they become irresistible.
Although the only three on my list that fall under that category are ToneReaper, Dunes and Bows. The rest are ugly but they are great pedals.
Some other cool pedals that are also amazing functional art are EQD's Interstellar Orbiter, EQD'S Erupter, and EQD's Talons. That's just a few.
I am not into that Wah pedal sound, but to each his own, and the 808 is too lacking in bottom end for my taste, but I am just a house riffer so I can play a more bottom end sound without getting lost in the mix. If I was in a band I see the value of the 808, tho think I would get EHX East River as it is a cheaper version of same circuit.
Gotta have fuzz pedals.
No point in having a tube amp as a house riffer, I can't play loud enough to saturate the tubes. Like to buy a Katana 50 as it has a wattage attenuator down to 1 or .5 watt for house playing. Right now I have a Vox mini 3 and buncha micro amps.
Although the Blackstar HT1 is a 1 watt tube amp that sounds great in many a demo. Add that to my list. Could probly play that at lower volumes.
