This hillbilly was using his noggin.
When the Coronavirus initially began to break out in America, Matt Colvin rolled state-to-state, buying up every hand sanitizer he could find.
He gathered up 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, and then set out to sell them, and gouge the living hell out of those who were desperate for them.
$70 a bottle, in some cases.

It didn't quite work out the way hillbilly envisioned, but I RACK him for his entrepreneurial spirit.
Selling umbrellas in the rain.