Houston sports are the worst 
:itsok u still have a World Series champion in the mix every year, NBA team w two MVPs and one of 5 or 6 teams who can win it all
maybe if you imagine having sports teams from the D it will cheer u up. All four major sport teams are one of the three worst teams in every sport. Literally
if u fancy welfare bums, unemployment, bailout dependent companies, car fires, poisonous tap water, shitty teams. They are a few of the non crime related amenities provided
in case any of u in Htown are looking to relocate and get a fresh start
