What should I buy?

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What should I buy?
« on: March 20, 2020, 06:46:40 am »
There used to be a investment board with a clever name.

I've moof'd money into muh etrade account

I'm thinking about taking advantage of this market by once again making a small fortune.

Out of a large one.

What stocks have the most promise to rebound big, but will race to zero?

This is my life-long investment strategy. It always makes money.   Day Trade, go to zero.  Get a second job and beg for overtime.

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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 06:52:22 am »
rocket prolly has some good stock tips.

You should definitely pump your life savings into the market.  :koolaid
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 07:43:38 am »
Boeing will cost ya what a pack of your favorite smokes cost ya tudo!! 
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 08:44:00 am »
Everyone should own one or more of the MAGA stocks.

Microsoft
Apple
Google
Amazon

All are at a steep discount right now except for Amazon but it is still worth owning at it's current price.  You can put a buy order in at 5%-10% less of their current stock price and wait for it to hit or just buy them now and ride the wave.  All of them are poised to come back big once this is all over.  In a year you'll be lighting cigars with $100 bills.*

* No warranties are attached to any of the information above.  Past market performance is no indication of future returns.

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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 08:47:50 am »
Boeing will cost ya what a pack of your favorite smokes cost ya tudo!!

:lol  Toolshed.

:uhh that's not really too bad of an idea.    come to think of it.   
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 08:55:22 am »
lol @ investment talk at stucknut
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2020, 09:03:52 am »
 :lol there used to be a ‘Boiler Room’ forum here modded by a fvcking retard that thought the Zimmerman/Trayvon ordeal was the precipice of a racewar.
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 09:16:37 am »
:lol there used to be a ‘Boiler Room’ forum here modded by a fvcking retard that thought the Zimmerman/Trayvon ordeal was the precipice of a racewar.
Man, I bet 75% these stucknut pigs would fvcking love a race war.
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2020, 09:22:23 am »
75% is being generous.  (I think)

I’ll have to consult the roster Steve posted in his latest thread and play ‘Is he a Racist’.
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2020, 09:24:38 am »
Man, I bet 75% these stucknut pigs would fvcking love a race war.

You mean libtard retards like Jussie Smollett and all those mainstream media hacks and celebrities on Twitter and ABC who tried to stir up a race war?
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2020, 09:36:45 am »
You mean libtard retards like Jussie Smollett and all those mainstream media hacks and celebrities on Twitter and ABC who tried to stir up a race war?
No, read the actual words, you triggered snowflake pussy. I'm talking about you ignorant racists right here at stucknut. I even said it, specifically...."I bet 75% these stucknut pigs would fvcking love a race war."
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2020, 10:30:59 am »
Mix in some reading comprehension, fvcktard.  This racist redneck boogeyman you libtards are always talking about just doesnt exist.  The real assholes stirring up racial shit all the time and keeping people from being able to get along are you libtards.
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2020, 10:31:47 am »
Do you want to invest?  Or do you want to gamble?

I've loaded up on ETF's for the long haul in my personal accounts.

MegaCap ETF' from Vanguard    Symbol MGK
A Schwab Dividend Equity ETF    Symbol SCHD
International Equity Vanguard      Symbol VT
and a few others.

Along with mutual funds, those are my untouchables for the long term and I drop money in them every two weeks.


Recently I've bought Apple, Amazon, Costco, RDS Shell, and Disney on the dips.  Although Disney might fall even more, but they're a solid company at a discount right now.

I also picked up a bunch of GE and Ford on the cheap, but I don't feel too strongly about those.

For some speculative fun, I bought Slack Technologies (WORK) and Plug Power (PLUG)

I'm kind of losing my ass on Energy Transfer LP (ET), but the dividend yield is about 23% at today's prices.

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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2020, 11:43:46 am »
Stoolfed go ahead and take a knee on this. You have no money. :lol
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Re: What should I buy?
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2020, 11:55:55 am »
Stoolfed go ahead and take a knee on this. You have no money. :lol

I already made my suggestion you fvcking waterhead.
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