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5 Items
« on: April 29, 2020, 09:47:39 am »
You are going to create a time capsule -- to be opened in the year 2099.

List the five items you intend to place in your capsule.

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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2020, 11:05:42 am »
1. The Stucknut server

I'll have to think about the rest
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2020, 11:16:57 am »
1, fvck kc chiefs
2, my broken car
3, my stucknut computer
4, my eric dickerson jersey
5, my next car that I still don't have  :drink :drink :drink
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2020, 11:20:42 am »
Don't forget your helmet, stupid.
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2020, 01:59:29 pm »
2. My Caselogic CD case full of great tunes, cause I'm sure music in 2099 will suck
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2020, 02:09:47 pm »
1. Scotch.  I'll decide later on the distillery, but I'm digging Haig Club single malt right now
2. Money. 
3. A decent handgun with ammo
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2020, 02:44:06 pm »
So this is supposed to be stuff for other people to open since we'll be dead, right?
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2020, 04:46:28 pm »
So this is supposed to be stuff for other people to open since we'll be dead, right?

Yes.
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2020, 05:44:52 pm »
1. Case of ClearSpring 190proof
2. Box of 1000 dixie cups w/ directions on how to make jelloshots with the clearspring and if jello no longer exists use #3
3. Copy of The Bartender's Bible
4. The entire Simpsons DVD collection including season bootlegs & the electronics to play/watch them and to eff with the future leave a note that it's a 100% accurate animated documentary of humankind when we all had 4-fingers
5. and of course the cd copy of the greatest disc ever made in the history of the jungleverse:
https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Jungle-Jim-Rome/dp/B00000C2BW/
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2020, 05:56:10 pm »
1. the coat hanger used in Spanky's failed abortion, with explanatory note.
2. Old dad's steak recipe, with canned olives.
3. A mason jar of white lighting, no flavors, fruit.
4. a Bitcoin
5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

Ra Rah Rah RACK me.

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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2020, 06:03:57 pm »
Yes.

fvck, now I have to change my answers
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2020, 06:05:08 pm »
1. the coat hanger used in Spanky's failed abortion, with explanatory note.
2. Old dad's steak recipe, with canned olives.
3. A mason jar of white lighting, no flavors, fruit.
4. a Bitcoin
5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

Ra Rah Rah RACK me.


I was totally going to rack this post until I read the 6th line
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2020, 06:54:10 pm »

I was totally going to rack this post until I read the 6th line

that would be self gloss...

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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2020, 07:01:03 pm »
that would be self gloss...

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I PREFER DEMI GLOSS
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2020, 07:06:43 pm »
I PREFER DEMI GLOSS
You seem like more of an eggshell type.
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