Author Topic: 5 Items (Read 521 times)

poptart · « **on:** April 29, 2020, 09:47:39 am »

You are going to create a time capsule -- to be opened in the year 2099.

List the five items you intend to place in your capsule.

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:05:42 am »

1. The Stucknut server

I'll have to think about the rest

rocket625 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:16:57 am »

1, fvck kc chiefs
2, my broken car
3, my stucknut computer
4, my eric dickerson jersey
5, my next car that I still don't have

Beavis in KC · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2020, 11:20:42 am »

Don't forget your helmet, stupid.

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2020, 01:59:29 pm »

2. My Caselogic CD case full of great tunes, cause I'm sure music in 2099 will suck

Dog · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2020, 02:09:47 pm »

1. Scotch. I'll decide later on the distillery, but I'm digging Haig Club single malt right now
2. Money.
3. A decent handgun with ammo
4.
5.

Work in Progress

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2020, 02:44:06 pm »

So this is supposed to be stuff for other people to open since we'll be dead, right?

Hedstrom · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2020, 04:46:28 pm »

Quote from: Steve in HTown on April 29, 2020, 02:44:06 pm

So this is supposed to be stuff for other people to open since we'll be dead, right?

Yes.

engineerhunter · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2020, 05:44:52 pm »

1. Case of ClearSpring 190proof
2. Box of 1000 dixie cups w/ directions on how to make jelloshots with the clearspring and if jello no longer exists use #3
3. Copy of The Bartender's Bible
4. The entire Simpsons DVD collection including season bootlegs & the electronics to play/watch them and to eff with the future leave a note that it's a 100% accurate animated documentary of humankind when we all had 4-fingers
5. and of course the cd copy of the greatest disc ever made in the history of the jungleverse:
https://www.amazon.com/Welcome-Jungle-Jim-Rome/dp/B00000C2BW/

JungleSlayer · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2020, 05:56:10 pm »

1. the coat hanger used in Spanky's failed abortion, with explanatory note.
2. Old dad's steak recipe, with canned olives.
3. A mason jar of white lighting, no flavors, fruit.
4. a Bitcoin
5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

Ra Rah Rah RACK me.

Dog · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2020, 06:03:57 pm »

Quote from: Hedstrom on April 29, 2020, 04:46:28 pm

Yes.

fvck, now I have to change my answers

Dog · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2020, 06:05:08 pm »

Quote from: JungleSlayer on April 29, 2020, 05:56:10 pm

1. the coat hanger used in Spanky's failed abortion, with explanatory note.
2. Old dad's steak recipe, with canned olives.
3. A mason jar of white lighting, no flavors, fruit.
4. a Bitcoin
5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

Ra Rah Rah RACK me.

I was totally going to rack this post until I read the 6th line