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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2020, 07:44:40 pm »
1. the coat hanger used in Spanky's failed abortion, with explanatory note.
2. Old dad's steak recipe, with canned olives.
3. A mason jar of white lighting, no flavors, fruit.
4. a Bitcoin
5. a sealed baggie containing one of my rancid farts.

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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2020, 12:53:19 pm »
I was gonna say demi moore, but she isnt hot now.

She’s still a 10 squared compared to anything that would fvck you sooo...
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2020, 02:39:41 pm »
She’s still a 10 squared compared to anything that would fvck you sooo...
10 derps squared is still derp buttlipps  :popcorn
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2020, 05:24:16 pm »
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2020, 08:34:52 pm »
You are going to create a time capsule -- to be opened in the year 2099.

List the five items you intend to place in your capsule.

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1. Porcelain replica of Larry Brown's Crank
2. Bert Blyleven's "I Love To Fart" T shirt
3. The entire transcript of all 4 Hackoffs plus all Self Gloss and Personal Appearance Smack segments.
4. Anatomically-correct Bert and Ernie dolls
5. A Golden Ticket
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2020, 04:30:58 pm »
1. Porcelain replica of Larry Brown's Crank
2. Bert Blyleven's "I Love To Fart" T shirt
3. The entire transcript of all 4 Hackoffs plus all Self Gloss and Personal Appearance Smack segments.
4. Anatomically-correct Bert and Ernie dolls
5. A Golden Ticket

Sweet list, dude. Is Joe Buck just outside your top 5?
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Re: 5 Items
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2020, 07:28:40 am »
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