Stucknut Limericks

[Ralph In Orlando]

There once was a guy named frank
Who had very little money in the bank
Then one day he died
And nobody cried
I heard it was strychnine he drank

[Steve in HTown]

There once was a boy named Ralph
Who spewed crazy shit from his mouth
He roots for the Mets
Like he has tourettes
And would fall off the Earth if he drove South

[Boges]

There once was a boy named Ralph
Who spewed crazy shit from his mouth
He roots for the Mets
Like he has tourettes
And would fall off the Earth if he drove South

 

Limericks are

A
A
B
B
A

Not

A
B
C
C
B

Moran. 

[Steve in HTown]

Ok, we'll change his name to Routh

[Beavis in KC]

There once was a man named Fat Steve
Who was so fat you wouldn't believe
He succumbed to the beetus
In heaven he'll meet us
And his wife didn't even bereave

[Ralph In Orlando]

There once was a man named Fat Steve
Who was so fat you wouldn't believe
He succumbed to the beetus
In heaven he'll meet us
And his wife didn't even bereave

brilliant

[Outlaw]

There was a weird black balkc man named Bardy
When God gave out brains he was tardy
One day he found Stucknut
His takes they all suck butt
He's like Blowges but not quite as lardy

[Club America]

You misspelled balkc, yo.

[Outlaw]

You misspelled balkc, yo.

Fixed. You're on it. 

[Club America]

I'm extremely concerned about inclusivity and multiculturalism and feel compelled to call a spade a spade.

[Outlaw]

I'm extremely concerned about inclusivity and multiculturalism and feel compelled to call a spade a spade.

Agreed. I always hate to see someone get jewed out of their true identity.

[Club America]

Agreed. I always hate to see someone get jewed out of their true identity.

No need to spook any members

[Outlaw]

No need to spook any members

[Ralph In Orlando]

There was a weird black balkc man named Bardy
When God gave out brains he was tardy
One day he found Stucknut
His takes they all suck butt
He's like Blowges but not quite as lardy

 

[Club America]

Nancy Pelosi’s chief of staff is CEO of Dominion Voting Systems and Diane Feinstein’s husband is a major shareholder (they also have an executive who is a Chinese citizen)!! This same voting system was fully compromised at a hacking competition at a conference in 2019! RT RT RT