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« on: November 10, 2020, 07:40:33 am »
There once was a guy named frank
Who had very little money in the bank
Then one day he died
And nobody cried
I heard it was strychnine he drank
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2020, 09:12:01 am »
There once was a boy named Ralph
Who spewed crazy shit from his mouth
He roots for the Mets
Like he has tourettes
And would fall off the Earth if he drove South
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2020, 09:16:49 am »
There once was a boy named Ralph
Who spewed crazy shit from his mouth
He roots for the Mets
Like he has tourettes
And would fall off the Earth if he drove South

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Moran.  :uhh
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2020, 09:18:31 am »
Ok, we'll change his name to Routh
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2020, 12:43:06 pm »
There once was a man named Fat Steve
Who was so fat you wouldn't believe
He succumbed to the beetus
In heaven he'll meet us
And his wife didn't even bereave
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2020, 12:50:38 pm »
There once was a man named Fat Steve
Who was so fat you wouldn't believe
He succumbed to the beetus
In heaven he'll meet us
And his wife didn't even bereave

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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2020, 12:55:21 pm »
There was a weird black balkc man named Bardy
When God gave out brains he was tardy
One day he found Stucknut
His takes they all suck butt
He's like Blowges but not quite as lardy
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2020, 01:18:15 pm »
You misspelled balkc, yo. :uhh
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2020, 01:20:05 pm »
You misspelled balkc, yo. :uhh
Fixed. You're on it.  :lol
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2020, 01:21:44 pm »
I'm extremely concerned about inclusivity and multiculturalism and feel compelled to call a spade a spade. :koolaid


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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2020, 01:26:35 pm »
I'm extremely concerned about inclusivity and multiculturalism and feel compelled to call a spade a spade. :koolaid
Agreed. I always hate to see someone get jewed out of their true identity.
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2020, 01:34:06 pm »
Agreed. I always hate to see someone get jewed out of their true identity.

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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2020, 01:48:48 pm »
There was a weird black balkc man named Bardy
When God gave out brains he was tardy
One day he found Stucknut
His takes they all suck butt
He's like Blowges but not quite as lardy

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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2020, 01:51:52 pm »
Nancy Pelosi’s chief of staff is CEO of Dominion Voting Systems and Diane Feinstein’s husband is a major shareholder (they also have an executive who is a Chinese citizen)!! This same voting system was fully compromised at a hacking competition at a conference in 2019! RT RT RT
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