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Mask Madness
« on: December 04, 2020, 12:37:18 pm »
I'm on the road a few days a week. I've seen my share of COVID-related dumb shit. Customers required to wear masks when entering an eating establishment but not when exiting. Lone joggers wearing masks. Saw a dude wearing a mask while driving his convertible Mustang with the top down. This might take the prize though - Was hauling a load of timber to Conway, Arkansas and stopped at a Loves Truck Stop for diesel and a cup of coffee. As I was washing down my miserable cup of mud, I observed a masked-up lot lizard enter a rig. Driver of said rig was also wearing a mask. Like this dude is more worried about catching a glorified flu than he is acquiring an STD. Does the slam pig have an easy access zipper on her mask if the trucker asks for a hoodie wash?
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2020, 12:45:17 pm »
maybe he just needed a companion to talk to
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2020, 12:50:55 pm »
maybe he just needed a companion to talk to
:lol Sure

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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2020, 01:08:49 pm »
If the masks really work then why the surge in numbers?

The most stupidest thing is wearing it while alone in your vehicle absolutely mind blowing.
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2020, 01:11:40 pm »
Have you seen the physical condition of your average trucker?  The rona is a death sentence to him that no shot of penicillin is gonna cure
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2020, 01:12:12 pm »
you can actually kill covid by parking the truck in a garage, shutting the door, and leaving the truck running
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2020, 01:22:04 pm »
Have you seen the physical condition of your average trucker?  The rona is a death sentence to him that no shot of penicillin is gonna cure
:lol True. Thankfully I'm kind of a gym rat since I got off of the sauce and I'm about 50/50 split between road and office work. It's a weird dynamic but whatever it takes to keep business afloat during these times.
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2020, 02:12:17 pm »
Got any noods? :banana
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2020, 02:14:09 pm »
 :lol having to work for a shitty living that kills you.
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2020, 06:26:01 pm »
you can actually kill covid by parking the truck in a garage, shutting the door, and leaving the truck running

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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2020, 07:55:16 pm »
I observed a masked-up lot lizard enter a rig. Driver of said rig was also wearing a mask

if you wanted to brag about getting some rotten clam on the road there are easier ways to do so besides coming up with this fable  :lol
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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2020, 08:02:59 pm »
If the masks really work then why the surge in numbers?

The most stupidest thing is wearing it while alone in your vehicle absolutely mind blowing.

true, wearing a mask in your vehicle is whack. yet, entering a pacle full of people... you better be covered. mask or whatever.

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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2020, 12:05:59 pm »
Got any noods? :banana

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Re: Mask Madness
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2020, 12:10:43 pm »
:lol having to work for a shitty living that kills you.

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