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How to avoid being shot by the police
« on: April 14, 2021, 08:54:27 am »
In 12 easy steps:

1.   Don't break the law
2.   Don't run from the police
3.   Don't lead the police on high speed chases - it raises adrenaline levels
4.   Don't resist arrest
5.   Don't share a home/apartment with a known drug dealer
6.   Don't get hopped up on meth, crack or opioids
7.   Don't linger in gang/drug infested areas
8.   Respond to your outstanding warrants
9.   Don't drive while under suspension
10. Don't drive with expired tags
11. Don't drive while under the influence of alcohol/drugs
12. fvck the dumb shit

If people of all colors would just follow these simple rules, police shootings would pretty much disappear.


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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2021, 09:09:20 am »

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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2021, 10:51:21 am »
In 12 easy steps:

1.   Don't break the law
2.   Don't run from the police
3.   Don't lead the police on high speed chases - it raises adrenaline levels
4.   Don't resist arrest
5.   Don't share a home/apartment with a known drug dealer
6.   Don't get hopped up on meth, crack or opioids
7.   Don't linger in gang/drug infested areas
8.   Respond to your outstanding warrants
9.   Don't drive while under suspension
10. Don't drive with expired tags
11. Don't drive while under the influence of alcohol/drugs
12. fvck the dumb shit

If people of all colors would just follow these simple rules, police shootings would pretty much disappear.
not one of those is a reason for a cop to shoot me.
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2021, 11:06:40 am »
not one of those is a reason for a cop to shoot me.
By avoiding putting yourself in those situations your interactions with law enforcement would be practically nullified, thus significantly reducing your chances of being tased, put in a choke hold or shot. It's basic common sense.
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2021, 11:44:16 am »
not one of those is a reason for a cop to shoot me.

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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2021, 11:58:41 am »
not one of those is a reason for a cop to shoot me.

this is ramping up as a widespread argument, i keep seeing people say things like, just let them go!
i'm not taking a side because we already live in clown world and my opinion makes no difference, but that's a slippery slope
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2021, 01:18:20 pm »
Let em go, it's anarchy at that point. Since the laws governing police activities are then nullified,  it follows the laws governing societal behavior is nullified . Wokeyes et al get thier myopic fantasies fulfilled and these focal urban shitholes will descend into lord of the flies. Ultimate freedom. 
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2021, 01:27:29 pm »
Also if they say they "den du nuffin," they probably did something.

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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2021, 01:50:51 pm »
Let em go, it's anarchy at that point. Since the laws governing police activities are then nullified,  it follows the laws governing societal behavior is nullified . Wokeyes et al get thier myopic fantasies fulfilled and these focal urban shitholes will descend into lord of the flies. Ultimate freedom.
Yeah but the downside comes when the vermin leave their urban shitholes for rural America or the more affluent neighborhoods where low income housing will eventually be forced upon working class folks.
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2021, 03:15:45 pm »
Also if they say they "den du nuffin," they probably did something.

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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2021, 04:49:08 pm »
If only the police would shoot the anti-maskers so we could all laugh and say it was deserved because they didn't follow the law.
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2021, 05:22:21 pm »
If only the police would shoot the anti-maskers so we could all laugh and say it was deserved because they didn't follow the law.

This level of satire will sail right over snaIQs head. :lol
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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2021, 07:39:20 pm »
How to avoid being shot by the police

10. Don't drive with expired tags  :lol  :lol

 Only in Amurica  :lol

How about bald tires? Or broken headlight? Reason enough to be shot?  Top 20 maybe? :popcorn 






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Re: How to avoid being shot by the police
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How to avoid being shot by the police

10. Don't drive with expired tags  :lol  :lol

 Only in Amurica  :lol

How about bald tires? Or broken headlight? Reason enough to be shot?  Top 20 maybe? :popcorn

11.  Don't be black.

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