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Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« on: April 14, 2021, 10:57:45 am »
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2021, 11:14:39 am »
fvck Bernie Madoff
He duped a lot of dummies
May he rot in Hell
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2021, 12:04:42 pm »
not the only one
just the biggest who got caught
the rich get richer
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2021, 03:56:56 pm »
Twelve years outta one-fitty
Shitty adult diaper years at the end.
Seems like a fair deal.
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2021, 04:03:10 pm »
Hypothetically
rehypothecatable
Allegedly
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2021, 04:36:39 pm »
Hypothetically
rehypothecatable
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2021, 04:45:40 pm »
I luckily exist in a fairly educated realm of friends and work colleagues (liberal AND conservative), so lucky for me I don't run into the ignorance and nonsense that I regularly see here very often.
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2021, 05:11:01 pm »
If you invested
You are a fvcking moron
Got what you deserved

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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2021, 06:15:40 pm »
If you invested
You are a fvcking moron
Got what you deserved



:lol there were people who BORROWED MONEY to invest with him.    referee1
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2021, 06:25:45 pm »
:lol there were people who BORROWED MONEY to invest with him.    referee1

Could explain la batradas anger about,  well, everything.  :lol
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2021, 09:16:32 am »
:lol there were people who BORROWED MONEY to invest with him.    referee1

 :lol "Making money" thru speculation and usury.

Used to be simple: You would earn a living by doing something useful. Hey, you have a machine that broke down?  Here, I can fix it in exchange for something from you...Do you need a chair?  I can make you one....You need a haircut and shave? Step into my barber shop.

Nowadays the masters of our universe "make money" by pushing little numbers around on a computer inside a tall building. These people achieve great status and wealth in our society, while the mechanic who can put your car back on the road or the electrician who can keep your house running are seen as losers.

This shit didnt exist before the guys with the little funny hats invented it. Now we all run around living our lives to the beat of their drums.
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2021, 10:42:56 am »

This shit didnt exist before the guys with the little funny hats invented it. Now we all run around living our lives to the beat of their drums.

You're so right! /s/ 1929

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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2021, 11:08:04 am »
Ralps said joos urined the whorked. :uhh
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2021, 01:10:38 pm »
These are the shittehest haikus EVER.
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Re: Bernie Madoff Haiku thread
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2021, 01:39:36 pm »
These are the shittehest haikus EVER.

That's not true.   There's at least ONE good one up there.   Go back up there and rack it.   

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