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Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« on: June 16, 2021, 11:11:46 am »
Colonoscopy.     Time is getting short.




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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2021, 11:12:27 am »
Don't leave the house.
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2021, 11:25:49 am »
You're a little lucky that you're getting your first colonoscopy now that they have tiny fiber optics cameras.  In Beavis' day, they had to use a hamster with a Go-Pro.
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2021, 11:44:17 am »
Quote from: testudo on June 16, 2021, 11:11:46 am
Colonoscopy.     Time is getting short.

Sorry man, that's a shitty process.
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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2021, 12:23:01 pm »
Quote from: Dog on June 16, 2021, 11:25:49 am
You're a little lucky that you're getting your first colonoscopy now that they have tiny fiber optics cameras.  In Beavis' day, they had to use a hamster with a Go-Pro.

This is solid poating.

bouges was all "BRB" in the chate since he knows canada still have the free, outdated method and has run out to sign up on the 2mos waiting llist.

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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2021, 12:36:09 pm »
Tell sankeyes to crawl out of your asshole first. :koolaid
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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder? (STEP 1 PURGE.)
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2021, 02:25:54 pm »
 
Colonoscopy.     Time is getting short.

I have taken the  purge medication.      :uhh


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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2021, 02:44:14 pm »
That hamster with a GoPro was solid poating unlike tudo's stool for the next two days.

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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2021, 05:22:32 pm »
Psyllium Husk fiber
Buy it and drink it in the mornings.(1-3 tbls daily) helps you poop like a rock star
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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2021, 05:26:43 pm »
Quote from: J - Dog on June 17, 2021, 05:22:32 pm
Psyllium Husk fiber
Buy it and drink it in the mornings.(1-3 tbls daily) helps you poop like a rock star

I think you completely missed the point of this thread.
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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2021, 07:17:16 pm »
sigh.   
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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2021, 07:35:43 pm »
Quote from: Beavis in KC on June 17, 2021, 02:44:14 pm
That hamster with a GoPro was solid poating unlike tudo's stool for the next two days.

 :lol

Pro STYLE  :lol
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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2021, 07:36:33 pm »
Quote from: testudo on June 17, 2021, 07:17:16 pm
sigh.

At this point

Don't trust any farts.

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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2021, 07:45:23 pm »
Quote from: testudo on June 16, 2021, 11:11:46 am
Colonoscopy.     Time is getting short.


have a gud 1 testudo. mine went ok without any pain. farting will be epoch.

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Re: Any Advice From Elders? Elder?
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2021, 08:57:16 am »
Quote from: Club America on June 17, 2021, 07:36:33 pm
At this point

Don't trust any farts.

 :koolaid

This is excellent advice.    I was coming back to this threade to complain about getting zero advise. 

Quote from: Dog on June 16, 2021, 11:12:27 am
Don't leave the house.

This was also very good advise.


I will add another couple observations... 

The procedure lists some things that you CAN eat/drink during the purge.

Clear liquids.   
Black Coffee, no cream and sugar.   

Coffee is a TERRIBLE idea.   

I would advise NOTHING.

The purge is coming to an end.    (ALLEGEDLY)   ( Please See Club's advice.)
The procedure is coming at 13:00 EST   (I'll have to break Dog's Advise.)

Thanks for the lame support. 

 Stucknut, as always  is a great self-help,  site for personal growth and encouragement  :uhh.   

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