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handsomecoverboybrady

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Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« on: July 03, 2021, 09:36:44 am »
In the wake of the NIL ruling,which permits college athletes to profit from their name,image and likeness,I'm going to start a brand.

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2021, 09:46:52 am »
300 opaque jugs

Helluva brand

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2021, 09:47:29 am »
Lemme guess...

"The Sweat Stain Collection" ?

"Large Mouth Mason Jars (For easy urinating)" ?

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2021, 10:35:29 am »
Bagels,you,Clubby,Dog and some others can start your meth tweakers brand .

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2021, 11:09:50 am »
I wish I could see the look of the librarian when you come strolling in...wearing the same wife beater for the 16th day in a row, smelling like piss and Fritos. Tell the truth, cowboy, do you hoe bathe and shave in the library restroom?
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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2021, 11:43:31 am »
I wish I could see the look of the librarian when you come strolling in..

The security guard immediately recognizes Bardy as he's pimp strutting thru the pedestrian crosswalk a block away. Bardy goes up the handicapped ramp entrance, on a hard troll mission in the public library computer lab . The guard is raising his eyebrows and pursing his lips to the side, as he shakes his head looking downwards;
Helpless to prevent anything, only there to react if Bardy does something stupid or illegal.

Theres a waft in the air of recycled 40oz bottles, hobo urine, and mixed with convenient store ketchup packets.
The cute volunteer girl in glasses spots Bardy and quickly ducks out of sight hoping he hadn't seen her. No doubt he will pull his Pepe Le Pew routine if she ever made eye contact.

The Janitor notices Bardy heading toward the lab, checking his watch hoping its lunch time so he doesn't have to hear Bardy cackling behind the keyboard. Slamming fists down. Furiously typing and entering.
Yes, the Janitor times his one-hour lunch for Bardy's one-hour session. And hopes to god he doesn't have to dawn his hazmat suit to clean up a severe mess left behind this time again. At the least there will be needed a complete disinfecting.

Other library patrons scratch their heads and look quizzically at Bardy over the other computers and thru the book isles. They are not quite able to place that oddly repulsive smell. They hear strange ebonics being stammered hard under breath, in concert with the click-clack of the keyboard.
"HA!" they hear quick scream. Bardy did it. He punked those Americans on Stucknut.
He logs off. Grabs his bus-station duffel bag and heads out the exit. Triumphant! Theres a gleam in Bardy's eye, and a new lightness in his step.
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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2021, 09:32:29 am »
So,J-Dog,your meth and crack intake has finally kicked in . (Guess you forgot your coke.)

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2021, 09:37:31 am »
So,J-Dog,your meth and crack intake has finally kicked in . (Guess you forgot your coke.)

Out of all the dumbshit you get wrong,  you got 1 right. :lol
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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2021, 10:46:56 am »
Ebonics ? Is that like cracker "English?"

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2021, 11:24:43 pm »
In the wake of the NIL ruling,which permits college athletes to profit from their name,image and likeness,I'm going to start a brand.

i would love to be involved if you deem me worthy. maybe i can write and record a theme song
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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2021, 07:06:10 am »
Congrats.    That's Genius   No one's thought to put their name next to a line of distressed athletic shoes.

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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2021, 07:18:09 am »
The brand of losing the cup year after year.   :blush
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Re: Handsomecoverboybrady is about to start his brand .
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2021, 12:50:20 pm »
Of course you're worthy,Rob,just give me a week or two to come up with something .