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The most retarded movie EVER
« on: July 03, 2021, 08:36:21 pm »
The lead character just goes around saying "TucKer cArLson TucKer CarLson hurrrr durrrr durrrr" over and over like that Matt Damon muppet from TEAM AMERICA  :lol

He has a special sword that he fights his enemies with called Occam's razor  :lol :lol


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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2021, 12:32:14 pm »
Totally ruins a great character I grew up with in the 80's.  :lol

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2021, 01:32:42 pm »
I've seen this movie...there's also a supporting character that lives in a hovel and sleeps on the newspapers he hoards. After pissing in a bottle and storing it, he walks to the local Canadian library to brag about how sexy he is and how he loves buxom blondes.  The irony is he's never ever been with one, he smells like urine, and his shirt is as stained as a 2 year old's "big boy underwear". Instead of accepting responsibility for the failures of his life, he instead blames and calls out white and evil orange American people that are "oppressing him."
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2021, 03:13:36 pm »
Dumbest movie is the CABLE GUY.   :koolaid
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2021, 03:19:18 pm »
Occams razor

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2021, 05:39:29 pm »
calling this creativity? wait for next years smackoff to fail again.

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2021, 07:00:59 pm »
:lol daesh eff asking people to be creative
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2021, 09:42:41 pm »
calling this creativity? wait for next years smackoff to fail again.

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2021, 11:59:41 pm »
Let's not forget Victor he doesn't even believe it's really you :lol
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2021, 09:30:46 am »
And who might he be ,Bagels ? (And aren't crack,meth and coke usage combined signs of being a loser,Bagels ?)

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2021, 09:38:29 am »
And who might he be ,Bagels ? (And aren't crack,meth and coke usage combined signs of being a loser,Bagels ?)

You got him, Columbo.  He's Donald fvcking Trump.

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2021, 09:59:09 am »
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2021, 10:04:21 am »
Nice haircut.

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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2021, 10:45:39 am »
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Re: The most retarded movie EVER
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2021, 05:42:03 pm »
Fail?  I fukcing won, you idiot.   :lol

uhhh, when did 2nd become a win, if that's really you.......

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