Author Topic: The most retarded movie EVER (Read 1292 times)

VicNocal · « **on:** July 03, 2021, 08:36:21 pm »

The lead character just goes around saying "TucKer cArLson TucKer CarLson hurrrr durrrr durrrr" over and over like that Matt Damon muppet from TEAM AMERICA

He has a special sword that he fights his enemies with called Occam's razor

J - Dog · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2021, 12:32:14 pm »

Totally ruins a great character I grew up with in the 80's.

Out of 10, I'd give it a D-1

Bagels · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2021, 01:32:42 pm »

I've seen this movie...there's also a supporting character that lives in a hovel and sleeps on the newspapers he hoards. After pissing in a bottle and storing it, he walks to the local Canadian library to brag about how sexy he is and how he loves buxom blondes. The irony is he's never ever been with one, he smells like urine, and his shirt is as stained as a 2 year old's "big boy underwear". Instead of accepting responsibility for the failures of his life, he instead blames and calls out white and evil orange American people that are "oppressing him."

rocket625 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2021, 03:13:36 pm »

Dumbest movie is the CABLE GUY.

Club America · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2021, 03:19:18 pm »

Occams razor

Bitches

frankinhouston · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2021, 05:39:29 pm »

calling this creativity? wait for next years smackoff to fail again.

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Bagels · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2021, 07:00:59 pm »

daesh eff asking people to be creative

VicNocal · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2021, 09:42:41 pm »

Quote from: frankinhouston on July 04, 2021, 05:39:29 pm

calling this creativity? wait for next years smackoff to fail again.

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Fail? I fukcing won, you idiot.

Bagels · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2021, 11:59:41 pm »

Let's not forget Victor he doesn't even believe it's really you

handsomecoverboybrady · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2021, 09:30:46 am »

And who might he be ,Bagels ? (And aren't crack,meth and coke usage combined signs of being a loser,Bagels ?)

Club America · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2021, 09:38:29 am »

Quote from: handsomecoverboybrady on July 05, 2021, 09:30:46 am

And who might he be ,Bagels ? (And aren't crack,meth and coke usage combined signs of being a loser,Bagels ?)

You got him, Columbo. He's Donald fvcking Trump.

testudo · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2021, 09:59:09 am »

SnakeEyes...

By day, mild mannered philosphy douche, Until he get's the "SnakeSignal" in the sky to report as the DeadPoolSlopeEyes SuperhEro Altereqo