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Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« on: February 25, 2022, 09:16:29 am »
You know, I’m not a Hollywood type so this won’t be set up like a script with stuff like “EXT. PIZZA PARLOR Howie reaches into his pocket and finds the hole while peering through the window”.

But I was on the crapper and came up with an idea that could sweep the Oscars if you do it right, Howie.

So it’s you and Samuel L Jackson, and you are playing like a Randy Quaid type, and you guys are a two man robbery team, but more like Bad Santa instead of Heat type of team. Your last job didn’t go so well so Samuel L Jackson brings a new young guy in and then there’s all sorts of betrayal and cool shit. So yeah it’s basically The Score but gritty and no love story.

I’ll submit this to your agent just in case you’re too busy reading scripts to check out the thread.
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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2022, 09:38:22 am »
 :lol Randy Quaid type
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2022, 09:55:16 am »
There is a remarkable resemblance.



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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2022, 10:26:02 am »
Goddammed  :lol
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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2022, 11:19:09 am »
You know, I’m not a Hollywood type so this won’t be set up like a script with stuff like “EXT. PIZZA PARLOR Howie reaches into his pocket and finds the hole while peering through the window”.

But I was on the crapper and came up with an idea that could sweep the Oscars if you do it right, Howie.

So it’s you and Samuel L Jackson, and you are playing like a Randy Quaid type, and you guys are a two man robbery team, but more like Bad Santa instead of Heat type of team. Your last job didn’t go so well so Samuel L Jackson brings a new young guy in and then there’s all sorts of betrayal and cool shit. So yeah it’s basically The Score but gritty and no love story.

I’ll submit this to your agent just in case you’re too busy reading scripts to check out the thread.
Wow! Thank you so much for your pitch! We here at HollywoodHowie Productions give each unsolicited submission equal consideration and considering that you composed said submission on the crapper we suggest that you deposit it in the appropriate receptacle.

Looking forward to working with you in the future!

BTW - Is Samuel L. Jackson the guy in the Matrix movies or is he the one who is married to Jada Pinkett Smith? Asking for a friend.

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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2022, 11:20:49 am »
There is a remarkable resemblance.



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I don't look like RQ. The Quaid looks like me. Sheesh.  :P
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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2022, 01:58:19 pm »
O.K. Howie,whom would you choose to portray the beaded buckaroo ? I mean,there aren't a lot of boyishly handsome 68-year-old black (or white) chaps,but certainly Hollywood should have my doppelganger. ( And don't type "Denzel";I'm FAR better-looking and brainier than that dude.)

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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2022, 02:02:48 pm »
O.K. Howie,whom would you choose to portray the beaded buckaroo ? I mean,there aren't a lot of boyishly handsome 68-year-old black (or white) chaps,but certainly Hollywood should have my doppelganger. ( And don't type "Denzel";I'm FAR better-looking and brainier than that dude.)
How about this handsome fella? :)

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Re: Movie Ideas for Hollywood Howie
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2022, 02:05:50 pm »
What handsome fella ?