Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call

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Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call
« on: June 23, 2022, 05:19:26 pm »
Let's face it. We all hate that cringy, racist, woman hating, boring, irrelevant, neo-nazi/communist, sack of testicles, USA Today reading POS known as Victard in NoCall. No denying that. Fact.

But, he is the Master of the PRE Smackoff call. Everyone remembers that time back in 2007, the day before the Smackoff when he called in and guaranteed a win and glossed himself "Broadway"?

Does anyone remember what place Victard finished that year? Was it First? No.

Top 3? Uh-uh.

Top 5? Guess again!

Did Vic even crack the Top 10? Bubkus.

In fact, Vic didn't even call that day cementing his gloss forever as Vic in No-Call.

After all, didn't Broadway Joe Namath call his shot before Super Bowl III then miss the wake-up call at the hotel, scramble to catch a cab to the stadium, show up after the game was over only to learn that Babe Parilli threw 3 INT's and the Jets were stoned by the Colts 45-0?

Yes, somehow Vic won a Smackoff. You know which one? and whom he beat?

It was Smackoff 2010 where he beat the likes of these schmucks:

Mike in Indy (Always 2nd Place)
Doc Mike Ditolla (2nd best Ditolla)
Joe in the OC (Who?)
Jay Mohr (Washed Up)

There were so few good callers that year that Jimmy invited the Hack Off Crew:

Vinny Mac
Lisa in Indy
Ray Ray
Sheryl in Austin
Greg in Vegas

What, No Jolene?

So there you have it. Bitchway Vic is a fraud and a loser.

Hopefully he runs out of quarters to put in the last remaining pay phone in Northern California tomorrow and we can all enjoy a Vicless Smackoff.
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Re: Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2022, 06:17:01 pm »
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Re: Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2022, 06:28:40 pm »
What did he say today?

I didnít hear one word before Alvy gave him the hook.
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Re: Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2022, 07:03:36 pm »
What did he say today?

I didnít hear one word before Alvy gave him the hook.
Lucky you.  :'(

Some juvenile junk about peni.
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Re: Vic Is the Master of the Pre Smackoff Call
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2022, 08:38:04 am »
Wish this thread would give VicKkky the PERMANENT hook .