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I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« on: June 20, 2022, 12:16:06 pm »
Is Brad going to win again?

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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2022, 12:20:03 pm »
Is Brad going to win again?

no, but he's the favorite
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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2022, 12:23:13 pm »
As long as it's not Vic I'll be happy.
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2022, 09:34:03 am »
Not sure if Brad is going to do it this year. Better bet would be Leff again. I like Caleb, he's funny and due for one.

I'm almost more interested in the undercard. Which Golden Ticket winner do you think has the best chance of hitting the board? Don't get me wrong, not expecting any of them to win the darn thing, just wondering which one(s) might crack the Top 10.

The Dog should have a solid chance at it. Rome seems to like him and he can be pretty clever at times.

Chris in SE Wisco is the only other one I think has a remote shot. He is an obvious reader with a bland delivery and content but, once again, Rome seems to like him.

The rest will have a rough time even getting on the air I think. James in Portland might be the exception but he probably won't make it to the end of his call if he does get on. John in New York will probably not get on, Danika and Drizzle won't either. It's possible Chicken Man makes it on air but doubtful he makes any impact.

None of the Watch Listers have a chance of even getting a Golden Ticket much less making it into the show.
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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2022, 12:22:18 pm »
Looks like the Great Golden Ticket Purge of 2022 is about to happen.

Is there an over/under for how many time Alvie plays the Smacky Chopper soundbite tomorrow?
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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2022, 08:18:25 am »
Just imagine Yours Truly's winning Smackoff 29 next year, a few days before my 70th birthday .
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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2022, 09:47:31 am »
Why wait? Today is your last chance this year!

WE WANT BARDY! WE WANT BARDY! WE WANT BARDY!
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2022, 10:26:08 am »
Chopper Day!

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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2022, 09:28:52 am »
Just imagine Yours Truly's winning Smackoff 29 next year, a few days before my 70th birthday .

Call jimome, you tosser
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2022, 09:54:11 am »
I know you want me,and so do plenty of buxom babes.
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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2022, 11:36:39 am »
I know you want me,and so do plenty of buxom babes.
If you were to win the Smack Off then you will be b@lls deep in buxom blondes.


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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2022, 02:03:59 am »
Last few years the Smackoff has seemed like seeing that band you loved in high school headlining arenas, now on the county fair circuit. I just hope callers focus on making GOOD CALLS, rather than think they have to overproduce something (#Laguna Beach Leff).

No "cameos"- please no Chael - throw in some old-school references and some sports takes and leave us wanting more, rather than wondering when the hammer is going to drop. Shoot, I gurantee a tight 2 minute call would win over the bloated mess that some of these calls become. Happy Smackoff Everybody.

Final bit of advice for those invited - don't call. You'll only embarass yourself, your family and your geographic region. Be like Vic - nobody talks about the also-rans, but they still talk about Vic. Brad's self-immolation was also quite touching.

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Re: I heard there's a smackoff coming up soon
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2022, 08:17:12 am »
Thankfully,Chael didn't call .Maybe he's in prison for embezzlement.
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