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late night commercials...
« on: August 27, 2006, 05:22:22 pm »
I've seen enough to know that I've seen too much.  I was watching Comedy Central last night and i saw a commercial that was very disturbing.  I was greeted with the normal "The following advertisement is intended for mature audiences only" and was totally stoked to see a "Girls Gone Wild" ad.  What i saw will profoundly effect my life for hours or days to come. What was it you ask: freaking "Guys Gone Wild"...enough said. I would rather see Matthew Lesko screaming how you can get "free money to write a novel" than put up with that crap.


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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2006, 07:07:20 pm »
War "The heavy hitters are all you need, dial 1800-LAW-13-33!" Gotta love the ambulance chasers who rule Rochester's Fox affiliate at night. You can also rack the Rochester Business Institute for their lameass commercials as well as our fallen comrade Jim THE HAMMER Shapiro!

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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2006, 07:12:38 pm »
nothing beats "the tough, smart lawyer" Jim Adler, "the Texas Hammernot certified by the Texas board of legal specialization

other good late nighters are all the "chat lines" saying...call this # to speak to "live beautiful singles in your area" im sure all the chicks on that line look as good as the busty blonde in the commercial...

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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2006, 07:33:47 pm »
http://store.guysgonewild.com/

wow,that's freakin hot!! i'm so ordering this!!

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2006, 07:43:08 pm »
http://store.guysgonewild.com/

wow,that's freakin hot!! i'm so ordering this!!

i do have to admit...the title "Dude Wheres my Pants?" is funny as hell. ::)

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Re: late night commercials...
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2006, 09:11:06 pm »
nothing beats "the tough, smart lawyer" Jim Adler, "the Texas Hammernot certified by the Texas board of legal specialization



Rack Mattress Mack.. On second thought...don't.

Did you ever see any of the Conan O'Brian Shows where he was having a contest between Mattress Mack and the other Houston furniture guy who always cuts things up with a chainsaw?  The viewers could vote online for who they liked the best and whoever one got to be on the show.   Mattress Mack, in his typically over-the-top style, jumped into his tour bus or whatever and drove up to NYC and camped outside of Conan's studio, thinking that surely he would get on the show win or lose.  He lost and Conan did not let him on the show.  It was pretty funny. 

That all basically came out of Conan making fun of how late the Houston affiliate played his show...unwar Conan at 3am.   ::)  I used to live in Conroe.






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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2006, 09:16:48 pm »
nothing beats "the tough, smart lawyer" Jim Adler, "the Texas Hammernot certified by the Texas board of legal specialization


the other Houston furniture guy who always cuts things up with a chainsaw? 
That all basically came out of Conan making fun of how late the Houston affiliate played his show...unwar Conan at 3am.   ::)  I used to live in Conroe.

"the other Houston Furniture guy" aka The Hilton Furniture guy AKA holy christ get the f*ck off my TV AKA having bad dreams for weeks about Matress CHainsaw massacre

dude named his daughter Paris Hilton...someone needs to call Dr. Phil ASAP...

WAR severe childhood emotional trauma :uhh

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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2006, 09:22:04 pm »

dude named his daughter Paris Hilton...someone needs to call Dr. Phil ASAP...


You've got to be kidding me!!   :'(  I shed a tear for all the children.

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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2006, 09:48:09 pm »
thats a fact jack
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2006, 09:49:23 pm »
Anyone from Canada knows that this is the granddaddy of all bad furniture commercials:







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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2006, 09:59:28 pm »
h-towners,
dont forget about the scrapmetal guy that is trying to pimp his daughter out for $2 bills



also, whats the deal with text-message-sex stuff?  how do you get off to a text message?
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2006, 10:01:44 pm »
h-towners,
dont forget about the scrapmetal guy that is trying to pimp his daughter out for $2 bills


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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2006, 10:04:01 pm »
h-towners,
dont forget about the scrapmetal guy that is trying to pimp his daughter out for $2 bills


WAR we will strip your copper wires for free
i will strip your daughter for free...then punch your son in the face

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2006, 07:07:58 am »
When I was in College Station the Furniture Shack commercials were terrible. 

One of them ended with a dude on all fours with a pig mask on squealing with some guys behind him.  I kid you not. 

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Re: late night commercials...
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2006, 08:07:18 am »
When you are talking late night infomercials - I should be the FIRST person thought of - In fact, there are no others...

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