Author Topic: "The Ranger" (Read 2024 times)

George In LoCal · « **on:** June 28, 2005, 06:53:05 pm »

One night at Ameriquest
On a team bound for nowhere
I met up with my manager
He asked me for the ball
I said "What's this all about?
I can punch this next batter out!"
I stalked off to the dugout
Mad enough to punch a wall

But I am no fool, sir,
And then I saw this cooler
To get out my frustration
I thought I'd take a swipe
My teammates will understand
And it's not my pitching hand
But now my pinkie's the same color
As an eggplant when it's ripe

I can improve my command
Improve my location
Work on my mechanics,
In my next start, but alas,
The next time that it comes
To my spot in the rotation
With my pitching hand
I'll pull splinters out of my ass

Kenny "The Ranger" Rogers

pimpinthepark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2005, 07:04:35 pm »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry isn't cool
And neither are you

TheOriginalDonald · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2005, 09:35:26 pm »

Apparently, unlike me, he didn't know when to hold them and when to fold them.

Sincerely

2004 World Series Of Poker Main Event Champion

TheOriginalDonald · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2005, 06:58:37 am »

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/3728174

Even I considered him The Coward Of The COunty

sincerely

Jeff in Syracuse · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2005, 07:37:02 am »

Ranger pitcher flips
Cameras, beware the Gambler
He should have folded

Jeff in San Diego · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2005, 12:26:22 pm »

now maybe I can have my dream of Kenny Rogers to the San Diego. Then maybe he can do Barona Casino commercials with the other Kenny Rogers. How freaking sweet would that be.