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Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« on: April 25, 2019, 09:35:17 am »
I don't know who will go where, but 32 hard-working young men will become millionaires. 

1 of them will have to move to Detroit, but he will be richest person there.
2 will move to Los Angeles, where they can share an economy apartment for $5k/month.

Then 1 lucky bastard will get to live in Houston.  :koolaid
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2019, 09:57:47 am »
The cameras will keep panning to some crying kid who expected to be a top five pick, as he continues to drop past 15...

We won't have the opportunity to laugh at Cleefland's first round pick.  :'(
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2019, 10:13:16 am »
The cameras will keep panning to some crying kid who expected to be a top five pick, as he continues to drop past 15...

he's crying because he promised his friends and family a bunch of cool shit
but his signing bonus gets smaller and smaller  :lol
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2019, 11:03:50 am »
Someone will be filmed at home getting the call; maybe someone will do something stupid in the background
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2019, 11:40:49 am »
some closet stoner will drop his joint on the bench of the restaurant he is sitting at  :koolaid
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2019, 01:48:18 pm »
The kid going to Houston Will immediately gain 75 lbs, contract typhoid fever, become a cow fvcker and spend the rest of his life wondering why in the fvck the Astros have a sledding hill in their outfield.
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2019, 02:08:59 pm »
The player drafted by Jacksonville will assume that Jax is like Miami, but will be really disappointed upon arrival.
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2019, 02:13:59 pm »
getting drafted by the Cardinals but, now wishing it was the Browns
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2019, 02:18:21 pm »
Even with all of their prime picks the Raiders will find a way to fvck this draft up.

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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2019, 02:23:14 pm »
The player drafted by Jacksonville will assume that Jax is like Miami, but will be really disappointed upon arrival.
It takes 2 hours to ride from one side of J-ville to the other and there is nothing worthwhile to see there.  :lol
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2019, 02:24:35 pm »
Even with all of their prime picks the Raiders will find a way to fvck this draft up.

 Raiders --> :bananbang <-- The Draft

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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2019, 02:24:55 pm »
Even with all of their prime picks the Raiders will find a way to fvck this draft up.

they sent all their scouts home last week  :lol
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2019, 02:29:06 pm »
they sent all their scouts home last week  :lol
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re trading all of those prime picks to Arizona to get Murray. So says Todd McShay.  :lol
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2019, 02:32:36 pm »
scouts were sent home because of "leaking" to the media.  Gruden/Mayock are playing these fools; its either Quinnen Williams or Josh Allen w/that 1st pick
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Re: Steefs 2019 NFL Mock Draft
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2019, 02:53:50 pm »
scouts were sent home because of "leaking" to the media.  Gruden/Mayock are playing these fools; its either Quinnen Williams or Josh Allen w/that 1st pick
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