Jim Rome Audio Archive


Stucknut Smackoff Aftershow
We took over 20 calls from clones including Leff, Mike in Indy, Mark in Hollywood, Trapper, and Terence in Sierra Madre

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2 bad calls from Ohio - Alex in Cleveland (flamed) and Kurt in Ohio 06/29/17
3 worst calls ever 08/20/07
420 Day - Dane in Kimberly reset, Matt in LA thinks the crew smokes during breaks 04/20/16
45gotFAT attempts to win a Golden Ticket, gets run, then mocked by Rome 06/16/15
5 year old junk caller 06/21/07
84-year-old Barbara in Desert Hot Springs reminsces on Mike Piazza and listens to a lot of sports radio, gets positive run from Clones, but Chad in LA wins Huge Call 07/28/16
911 Call (Operator: Want Us To Shoot Her?) 04/14/05
Aaron in Corvallis - 50th birthday, sounded drunk, Rome lets him ramble 09/14/17
Aaron in Las Vegas says Eli Manning is not good, just got lucky a few times 11/30/17
Aaron in NoCal 01/20/05
Aaron in San Bernardino takes Canelo over GGG, 3rd Aaron of the streak 09/14/17
Aaron Rowand 09/07/07
AC in Joplin - Unedited with f-bomb 03/03/17
AC in Joplin calls about the Tonya Harding movie, gets run for f-bomb 03/03/17
Adam in London, ON - Doggystyle Caller 01/11/05
Air Conditioner caller fools Rome 01/23/06
Al in Indy with a really cool story about a tooth extraction 05/01/17
Al in Miami Beach - 18 game NFL Season 01/13/11
Al not Hal from Vancouver 06/20/08
Alan in Nashville 05/02/05
Alex in Cleveland has a message for the city of Boston, gets racked 05/17/17
Alex in Cleveland is sick of bandwagon Cubs fans, gets racked 10/24/16
Alex in Louisville tells Rome that he did a great interview with Deion Branch before the interview took place 02/04/04
Alex in Salt Lake City (plus reaction) 01/12/11
Alex in Salt Lake City gets run for saying Falcoons 10/13/11
Alex in Vancouver 01/06/05
All Female Radio 07/30/08
All Lady Callers including Becky in College Station's donger reference 03/24/10
Alpha in SoCal is a duck calling from Romes backyard, which he just took a crap in 05/06/16
Alvin's compilation of John in Little Rock's parodies to cheer Rome up following the Non-Hunter's death; John calls with a new parody 07/28/16
Amanda in Chattanooga calls out the dudes, email reaction 12/14/11
Andrea in Baltimore calls to update the clones on Thomas Dolby's whereabouts 10/14/16
Andrew in B-Lo on Bill Callahan 09/09/05
Andrew in Madison reads his script, Rome asks him to start over and he does it word for word 08/29/14
Anthony in Indianapolis - Bad Read
Anthony in Indianapolis reads his take, gets run
Anton in Florida smacks Sam Bradford, gets run 03/02/16
Anton in Tampa calls about fans of Star Wars 12/17/15
Anton in Tampa calls while drinking, talks about a street hockey team from Fall River and how they will assault farm animals 10/16/15
Anton in Tampa gets hung up on for talking hockey 05/24/16
Anton in Tampa responds to Leff in Laguna 09/18/15
Antonio in Georgia doesn't like Vic in NoCal, thinks he should be suspended for that garbage 10/21/15
Argyle Grant tries a Bill Cosby joke, then asks KB what it will take to play the Toby call 08/06/15
Art in the Nati-Jenna Jamesons crotch 04/27/07
Ashley in New Orleans says "hi" 03/15/05
Astros calls from Randy in Houston and Lou in Sacramento pretending to be Steve Elkington 11/01/17
ATP - Pauly in Indy asks about Romes birthday dinner, then a call from Mike in Indy 10/14/16
Axl Rose does not lip sync, 3 callers impersonate Axl - Ryan in Fort Collins, John in Little Rock, Steve in Phoenix 02/06/14
Back to Back Callers suck 05/05/05
Barry in Long Beach calls about the Raiders 12/07/16
Batman Caller with emails
Beaks in Studio City talks about the Dodgers and Jacob in NorCal, gets red card 07/10/17
Becky in Chicago tells Jim that he's banned from the city of Chicago and the airwaves 06/06/17
Bella in Calgary @SmileyYYC calls for the first time, chats with Rome about his family and Utah hockey 12/06/16
Ben in Calgary calls to talk Tom Bradys book, smack Tyler in Edmonton, wins Huge Call 07/06/17
Ben in Pensacola wants to hear the lunch call again 05/20/05
Benny in Iowa City border patrol smack 06/22/06
Benny in Wisco aka Mr. Bell Ding with another cheesy call, wins Golden Ticket 06/23/17
Benny in Wisco breaks his own record for most rat references, Rome is tempted to bring the family back 03/13/17
Benny in Wisco closes the show with Danika in Jacksonville smack 08/18/17
Benny in Wisco has another cheesy story, has Alvie 'rat' him 07/21/16
Benny in Wisco sings a Jewel parody about Najeh 11/28/17
Benny in Wisco tells a story with at least 15 rat family references 04/15/16
Benny in Wisco tells another story with many cheese references 06/10/16
Benny in Wisco with another rat family and cheese reference call 11/18/16
Bernie in LA calls with hockey take, over Alvies foghorn 10/09/14
Bernie in Vermont (Vic in Nocal) tries to win Guns-N-Roses tickets, runs out of time 04/13/16
Best 911 Calls
Betto in Modesto 06/26/08
Bill in Knoxville 01/14/05
Bill in Knoxville 02/10/05
Bill in Knoxville 03/16/05
Bill in Knoxville 04/07/05
Bill in Knoxville 05/20/05
Bill in Knoxville 01/10/06
Bill in Knoxville 01/17/06
Bill in Knoxville 04/19/07
Bill in Knoxville 02/24/05
Bill in Knoxville 04/25/05
Bill in Knoxville 04/27/05
Bill in Knoxville 12/14/04
Bill in Knoxville 11/11/04
Bill in Knoxville 11/16/04
Bill in Knoxville 11/23/04
Bill in Knoxville 11/30/04
Bill in Knoxville
Bill in New England calls to discuss the Patriots Texans game 09/23/16
Bill in Philly brings straight fire, 5 rimshot jokes 09/17/14
Bill in Portland bad call 08/06/07
Bill in Syracuse call - He doesn't want his daughter in porn
Bing in Akron 01/07/08
Blair in Denver rants about Phil Mickelsons weight 02/14/11
Bo in Nashville finishes off the Kasey feud, clones think he deserves a Golden Ticket 06/21/17
Bo in Nashville goes after Kasey in Pensacola, will smack him in the face with a Smashville catfish, gets on watchlist 06/14/17
Boatie execution 03/12/08
Boatie in Pearland 03/04/08
Boatie in Pearland 04/23/08
Boatie in Pearland 09/16/09
Boatie in Pearland 12/18/08
Boatie in Pearland 10/30/09
Boatie in Pearland - Bubba Gives Bubba Watson Props 04/09/12
Boatie in Pearland - Goes Hubie Brown on the Rockets-Blazers game, tells Harden to drive 04/25/14
Boatie in Pearland - Mole Face Rock 12/19/07
Boatie in Pearland - working in movies, wants Texans to take Johnny Manziel instead of Jadeveon Clowney 02/28/14
Boatie in Pearland and reaction - Horse story 04/14/08
Boatie in Pearland and reaction - La Bamba parody 03/07/08
Boatie in Pearland Blasts James in Hattiesburg 11/02/11
Boatie in Pearland calls about the Astros, peacefully ejects 10/09/15
Boatie in Pearland calls KB with a riddle, trying to win a heefer 08/07/15
Boatie in Pearland calls out so-called legends, ends with his catchphrase 'suck it Brad' 09/25/14
Boatie in Pearland calls to respond emailer claiming Lamar Odom is a bad person 10/14/15
Boatie in Pearland has never liked James Harden. Rockets need a true point guard. 05/12/17
Boatie in Pearland preparing for the Smackoff, New World Order, and butchering basketball players names 06/10/15
Boatie in Pearland raps, chokes on his spit, wins a TV 12/09/11
Boatie in Pearland recaps the Super Bowl 02/06/17
Boatie in Pearland responds to Joe in Las Vegas 04/08/16
Boatie in Pearland responds to T Suggs comment on Tebow 01/06/12
Boatie in Pearland RSVP's for the Smackoff 05/16/12
Boatie in Pearland RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/08/16
Boatie in Pearland sets Denver straight about Manning 03/12/12
Boatie in Pearland thinks Brad in Corona has plenty of time to fix his Smackoff scheduling conflict 07/05/17
Boatie in Pearland's cousin T-Boat checks in 06/29/16
Bob in Anaheim 04/05/96
Bob in Ann Arbor calls with ex-lax smack 09/04/12
Bob in Calgary asks if Elway and SJP had a baby, would Rome run it at the Derby 09/05/17
Bob in Calgary jokes that OJ can't go back to jail because his head is too big for the cell 07/20/17
Bob in Idaho got through a Dodgers take so he could unwar RumChata 10/30/17
Bob in Richmond gets run for Kenny Rogers parody 10/28/14
Bobby in Alhambra suggests that Rome's most famous callers (Terence, Fabian, Ray-Ray) are on drugs and wins Huge Call 05/19/14
Bobby in Nashville wants us to know that his boys call him Cracker Jack, Alvie ran him for self gloss 06/06/17
Boston Phinn returns after 16 years, gets run for rambling 02/02/15
BP in H-Town - Calls with blasts on John Denver and horses turning into Alpo 10/01/07
BP in H-Town - Gets credit for introducing bum smack to the Jungle 06/12/08
BP in H-Town Pam Anderson blast 06/20/08
Bracket Man 03/21/08
Brad in Corona 02/02/09
Brad in Corona 04/30/09
Brad in Corona and Reaction 06/19/09
Brad in Corona Blasts The Boatie in Pearland Radio Show 04/15/10
Brad in Corona calls at the end of the show to respond to Mark in Hollywood 01/04/16
Brad in Corona cracks on several characters in the Jungle 09/24/14
Brad in Corona Gets Run 04/03/09
Brad in Corona is trying to resolve a schedule conflict for Smackoff, takes a run at Leff's ears 06/30/17
Brad in Corona officially RSVP's to the Smackoff, has a message for Chad in LA 07/20/17
Brad in Corona responds to Mark in Hollywood and Smackoff Announcement 05/22/14
Brad in Corona responds to Vic 03/10/11
Brad in Corona rips the Guns-N-Roses tickets from Mike in Indy 04/08/16
Brad in Corona RSVP's for the Smackoff 05/15/12
Brad in Corona RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/11/13
Brad in Corona uncircumsized Euros 06/17/08
Brad in Detroit - Cal Ripken Sucks 07/12/05
Brad in Detroit tries to take down Gino with Texas sports smack, fails 12/08/11
Brad in Grand Rapids says Michigan loves the Lions no matter what 09/12/17
Brad in Lafayette goes Straight Fire on the Atlanta Fail-Clowns and wins Huge Call 10/08/13
Brad in Massillon says he played against Charles Woodson 02/23/11
Brad in Upper Marlboro takes a run at Vic but fails 04/07/16
Brandon in East Lansing gets run for Harbaugh stained khakis reference 10/23/17
Brandon in Harrisburg on 420 Stoner Christmas 04/14/11
Brandon in Montana mistakenly refers to Eagles owner as Jeffrey Curry and gets clowned 03/26/14
Brendan in Wilmington Calls in as Barry in Philly 11/11/09
Brendan in Wilmington gets run for stereotypical impression of Tracy McGrady; Rome threatens to block him 04/23/09
Brendan in Wilmington was on hold 5 days 04/08/08
Brendon in H-Town (via the Nati) invited the Houston area clones to listen to Romeageddon from Toby's Lounge 09/28/17
Brian from 590 clears up Omaha fiasco 01/17/06
Brian in Maine is a 37 year martial artist with thoughts on the fight 08/22/17
Brian in the ATL 02/07/05
Brice in Charlotte responds to Rome's offer to give away his show and drops a Kaeper-Nickel blast but fails to call back next segment 01/22/14
Brice in Charlotte returns with Pinky and the Brain reset but gets run and clowned 01/23/14
Britton in Raleigh 05/12/05
Broadway Vic in NoCal gets run for cracking on KB 05/20/11
Brodie in Houston on Chicago and wife slapping 10/25/05
Brook in Orange County - on the BYU Code 03/03/11
Bruno in Chicago 02/18/05
Bugaha-call reaction
Cal in Vegas calls about Conor McGregor, phone dies 08/19/16
Cal in Vegas calls about the Raiders possibly going to Las Vegas, gets run 02/18/16
Cal in Vegas calls and gets forgiven for his previous call 07/27/17
Cal in Vegas calls out tough guy Adam Hawk, smacks Mike McCarthy 11/10/17
Cal in Vegas calls to smack Conor McGregor 12/10/15
Cal in Vegas calls to talk about the Raiders and Charles Barkley 02/02/17
Cal in Vegas finally responds to Jeff Passan 10/14/16
Cal in Vegas points out the irony that a soccer guy is hosting the Jim Rome show 05/26/17
Cal in Vegas takes a run at Dan in Denver, Matt in Vancouver, and Shey from the Bay 03/02/17
Cal in Vegas takes a run at Kyle Brandt, Mark in Boston, and Matt in Vancouver. Still no Golden Ticket. 07/07/17
Cal in Vegas takes a run at Mark in Boston and Chad in LA, does not get racked 05/24/17
Cal in Vegas tries to take down the Hack Pack 06/03/16
Cal in Vegas tries to win a Golden Ticket, gets run for farting 07/26/17
Cal in Vegas wins Golden Ticket with call about what others will do with Smackoff prize money 06/22/15
Cal in Vegas wins his 2nd straight Golden Ticket 06/23/16
Cal Ripken sucks reset 11/08/06
Caller Asks Jim What Do You Want?
Caller Chris in Indy was a 2002 Louisville football recruit, knows for sure escorts were brought to parties 10/20/15
Caller does not know who Jay Stew is 05/25/05
Caller Gets Run (Silk like a Turd)
Caller Makes A Couple Of Predictions
Caller Talks About Batman
Callers can all get on the air 03/03/08
Callers from Detroit respond to Gino. Brad, John, and Eric. 09/08/11
Callers John in Windsor and Corey in Missoula get chased out by sharks 06/22/16
Callers not happy with the Bills, Mike and Luigi in Buffalo 11/20/17
Calls about football safety from Nate in Penn and Russell in the Bay Area 12/07/17
Calls from Billy in College Station TX (Johnny Manziel impersonator), Adam in Cincinnati (PacMan Jones impersonator), and Aaron in Green Bay (Aaron Rodgers impersonator); all get run 01/15/16
Calls from Blair in Green Bay, Matt in LA, Jacob in NorCal, Tim in Modesto 06/16/17
Calls from Elvis in Miami and Boatie in Pearland 09/11/14
Calls from James in the Bay, Jason in Hawaii (run), Mike in Idaho (won GnR tickets) 06/09/17
Calls from Josh in Detroit (run), Matt in LA (won GnR tickets), Aaron in Denver, James in South Dakota, Larry in Ohio, Jacob in NorCal (won GnR tickets), Rob in San Diego 06/09/17
Calls from Josh in Detroit, Jacob in NorCal, and Matt in LA. All got run within 1:38 total (new record) 06/08/17
Calls from Josh in Detroit, Parody Larry, and Matt in LA turn into a mini-Hackoff 06/01/17
Calls from Kevin in Pittsburgh (good Nashville smack), Garbage Man Brad (took runs at Jacob, Josh, and James), Ian in Florida, Dylan in Eugene 06/09/17
Calls from Marshall in Newport Beach, Mike in Indy (Smackoff RSVP), Joe in Hollywood, and David in Buffalo 06/26/14
Calls from the Golden Baked Warrior, Zack in Wisconsin, and John in Shasta 11/17/17
Calls from unhappy Ohio State fans, Susan in Atlanta and Luke in Cleveland 11/06/17
Cameron in NYC Gets Run 11/03/09
Camille from Raleigh
Camille or Kamil in Raleigh calls, crew tries to determine if it was a man or woman 01/31/01
Carl in Rosemead gets run for 'boner in sweatpants' blast 10/05/07
Carter in Scottsdale calls his shot via email, but failed as a caller 04/12/16
Carter in Scottsdale goes too long, gets run 05/16/16
Casey in LA calls to talk about the Odor-Bautista fight 05/16/16
Casey in LA says Donald Sterling cursed the Clippers, wins huge call 04/25/17
Casey in Vegas 01/18/05
Casey in Vegas 06/19/08
Casey in Vegas 01/04/05
Casey in Vegas 07/22/05
Casey in Vegas 07/15/04
Casey in Vegas 11/24/04
Cathy in Long Beach 06/04/12
Cecilia in San Diego 04/05/96
Chad in Dove Canyon 04/05/96
Chad in LA calls about the Spurs/Thunder game and Brad in Corona 05/03/16
Chad in LA calls and gets racked, Phil in Sonoma calls and gets run 07/28/16
Chad in LA calls to respond to Brad, Rome interrupts with live coverage of the OJ parole hearing 07/20/17
Chad in LA calls with a take on Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills 09/15/16
Chad in LA calls with his Christmas wish list; Rome promises to put his call into The Daily Jungle 12/16/16
Chad in LA doesn't want Romo in Denver, has ideas for Raiders players in Las Vegas 03/10/17
Chad in LA finally gets over the hump, wins a Golden Ticket 06/22/16
Chad in LA gets run for a bad phone connection 04/21/17
Chad in LA gives the Golden Ticket another shot 05/11/16
Chad in LA is calling his shot for the next Smackoff 09/11/17
Chad in LA jumps in last second to respond to Mark in Hollywoods call 10/21/16
Chad in LA responds to all of the haters 06/09/16
Chad in LA responds to Brad and Leff, has a take on Brett Favre 06/30/17
Chad in LA responds to Cal in Vegas, gives him a taste of his own medicine, gets racked 05/24/17
Chad in LA smacks on Kaleb, does an impression of Kaleb's mom, sings Brian Adams parody, and it irritates Kyle Brandt 06/08/16
Chad in LA takes a run at a few clones, Herbert the pervert impression, won Guns-N-Roses tickets 04/15/16
Chad in LA takes a run at Leff in Laguna and Vic in NoCal 04/28/17
Chad in LA takes a run at Mark in Hollywood's giant head 10/20/16
Chad in LA tries to take a run at Brad in Corona 04/21/16
Chad in Portland 09/27/07
Chad in Portland 01/14/09
Chad in Portland 06/26/09
Chad in Portland - Alvin parody song 'One Shining Alvin' 03/17/09
Chad in Portland - It's Magic parody for Magic Johnson, looking to tap another hoe 05/22/08
Chad in Portland and reaction 07/16/07
Chad in Portland and reaction 10/26/07
Chad in Portland announces that he works for the Portland Jim Rome affiliate, gets run for calling Mike in Wichita a pedophile 07/25/08
Chad in Portland calls about Shanny and the Broncos, message for Stucknut losers, Milli Vanilli parody for Mike in Wichita, Sir Mix-a-Lot for J-Stew, Madonna for JD in Nashville 10/10/07
Chad in Portland calls before Jim Rome's Portland appearance 10/30/09
Chad in Portland calls out Mike in Wichita, Shania Twain parody for JD in Nashville 10/17/07
Chad in Portland smacks Brendan in Wilmington, JD in Nashville, and Stucknut - Color Me Badd parody for Kyle Brandt 04/15/08
Chad in Portland takes a run at the Dallas Cowboys 08/10/07
Chad in Portland talks about Brandon Roy, Jamie Lynn Spears smack, parody for Terence 12/19/07
Chad in Portland v Mike in Wichita 09/20/07
Chad in Portland wants the Patriots to go undefeated, Reggie Theus is Cheryl Miller, Toto - Rosanna parody 12/06/07
Chad in Portland with Prince reference 09/12/07
Chad in Portland, known emailer, calls for first time, gets racked 06/29/07
Chael Sonnen calls to respond to CM Punk interview 12/18/14
Chael vs Mike Promo, Call from Mike in Indy 06/20/12
Charlie in Goochland is worried about his kids spying while he and his wife are wrestling 09/14/17
Charlie in Lawrence calls with a 14 second challenge 03/02/15
Charlie no longer in South Bend calls about his favorite sport, competitive eating 07/21/16
Chino in Buffalo calls to let Jim know that it's Chino in Buffalo 04/14/16
Choda in Houston doesn't think Derek Carr will be ready for Mexico City 11/17/16
Chris from Cougar High 04/27/05
Chris from Cougar High 07/26/05
Chris from Cougar High - Doesnt Fall for J-Stews Trick 04/18/05
Chris from the North told the screener that he was winning the Smackoff today, says 'Jim' at least a hundred times 05/16/16
Chris in Buffalo calls with a horrible poem 11/12/15
Chris in Cleveland - Meat Whistle
Chris in Missouri tells Dave Denholm a story about plunging a toilet with his hand, gets a red card 08/01/17
Chris in Nashville Wars Himself 05/17/05
Chris in Oshkosh gets run using a four-letter bomb in his call; Rome pulls the plug on All-Wisconsin Radio 11/17/14
Chris in Sacramento tries to win a Golden Ticket with a rap, gets on the watch list 06/07/16
Chris In St. Pete 12/17/10
Chris no longer in St Pete tries to call but flames. Rome suggests that he sticks to Twitter. 04/03/15
Christian in Maine compared Aaron Judge to a jack-o-lantern 10/19/17
Christian in Maine gets run for Aaron Judge teeth smack 10/03/17
Christian in Maine gets run; jump in audio due to f-bomb being censored out 10/28/14
Christian in Maine has a bad joke about Danika and Jerry Jones, gets run 08/21/17
Christian in Maine responds to Rich and Bills fan about the Patriots 09/07/17
Christian in Portland ME calls to earn Golden Ticket to Smackoff XXI, gets run for horrible phone connection 05/11/15
Christian in Portland ME gets run for horse meat with Swedish meatballs blast 06/09/15
Chuck in Phoenix 05/10/05
Chuck in Phoenix - Philly Women Have Hooves and Rebuttal 11/01/05
Chuck in Temple (Corky blast) 01/12/11
CJ in Oxnard had to let the clones know that Terrence doesn't represent the rest of Oxnard 02/23/17
CJ in Oxnard lays out the entire history of Guns-N-Roses and the Jungle, might be longest bad call ever 04/12/16
CJ in the Bay Area thinks the Dodgers are a cute little story but will choke 10/11/17
Clark in Boston calls with a take on Big Papi, gets run 09/22/16
Claude in Texas is a USPS worker and is tired of bailing out other delivery services, blow it out your arse you Johnny-come-lately bitches 12/11/15
Clem in Chicago
Clem in Cleveland calling WKNR
Cliff in Los Angelas 05/10/05
Clones' reaction to Madison Rising; Charlie in Kansas City wins Huge Call for suggesting that NASCAR fans should rush the stage and kill the band 02/25/14
Coby in Austin wants only Americans in the Smackoff, Rome removes him from the watch list 06/17/16
Colby in Austin says that Larry Brown is only known for that time in Houston, Rome corrects him 07/08/16
Conor in Vegas checks in after the fight 08/30/17
Corey in Ann Arbor 06/04/07
Corey in Ann Arbor 11/16/07
Corey in Ann Arbor 07/22/08
Corey in Ann Arbor ERR Detroit 06/22/05
Corey in Buffalo Call and Reaction 01/05/11
Cory in Ann Arbor 04/18/08
Craig in Buffalo flames out 09/23/11
Craig in Pineville 02/05/09
Crazy Charlie in Nashville calls on his way to the arena 06/05/17
Cruz Pedregon calls as possible 3rd guest, talks about upcoming races and Raiders 10/24/17
Crystal in S.F. - Boom. Outta Here 06/03/08
Curt in Sacramento with hunger smack 06/22/06
Dan from Crapchester-Bugaha blast 02/08/06
Dan from DC RSVPs for the Smackoff 06/26/14
Dan in DC 05/04/09
Dan in DC - Bison Dele True Story
Dan in DC RSVP's for the Smackoff 05/15/12
Dan in DC RSVP's to the Smackoff 07/26/17
Dan in Denver - Email, Call, Reaction. Remember the name. 04/10/14
Dan in Denver calls out Matt in LA 12/20/16
Dan in Denver calls to smack on Rick in Buffalo, Rome didn't like the wife smack 02/18/17
Dan in Denver calls with his Mount Rushmore of male unit slip pics, gets shame bell 08/06/15
Dan in Denver checks in with a call strong enough to keep his Golden Ticket 06/23/17
Dan in Denver Gets Golden Ticket 04/20/17
Dan in Denver glosses himself the Wolverine, takes a run at Jacob in NorCal and Kaleb in Green Bay 03/22/17
Dan in Denver is tired on Matt in LA, has a candy suggestion for him 11/04/16
Dan in Denver puts his Golden Ticket on the line 05/04/17
Dan in Denver responds to Cal in Vegas, gets racked 03/02/17
Dan in Denver responds to Rick in Buffalo 10/09/17
Dan in Denver responds to Rick in Buffalo with old man smack 03/09/17
Dan in Denver runs smack at the XR4Ti crew members 06/16/17
Dan in Denver says the Lakers can't even lose correctly 04/13/17
Dan in Denver smacks on Sam Darnold, gets run for saying Rick in Buffalo has a 2-inch pipe 08/24/17
Dan in Denver takes a run at Adam Hawk 12/12/17
Dan in Denver takes a run at James in the Bay, interviews Joey Vendetta for Smackoff call cameo 06/09/17
Dan in Denver the Wolverine takes a run at the guest hosts and Adam Hawk, gets red card 07/10/17
Dan in Denver thinks Elway and his soft Broncos should sign Kaepernick 11/21/17
Dan in Denver wants to talk basketball, gets run for calling Draymond a donkey 04/05/17
Dan in Denver, the Wolverine, takes shots at soccer, gets a red card 05/26/17
Dan in Detroit gets run 05/20/05
Dan in Sacramento let his girlfriend borrow his Audi and she won't give it back 09/14/17
Dan in Seattle tries to win a Golden Ticket 07/27/17
Dan in Spokane is non-athletic, but good looking, wanted to be a guest. He got run. 10/24/17
Dan in Tampa plus reaction 04/18/06
Dane in Kimberly RSVP's for the 2012 Hackoff 05/07/12
Dane in Wisconsin - Called on 420 while high - Lorena Bobbitt blast 04/20/12
Dane in Youngstown - Defends Coach Sarkisian, tells Rome it must be a slow news day 08/25/15
Danielle in Fort Collins and reaction 10/04/07
Danika in Jacksonville will go to the games, get drunk, find a little Tinderoni for the night and ruin him, wins a Golden Ticket for 2018 Smackoff 08/18/17
Danine in LA thinks Aaron Rodgers will be ok because Clay Mathews will protect him 12/13/17
Darren in Green Bay with an awesomely awesome call about Aaron Freaking Rodgers 10/09/17
Darren in Illinois and his 'Kinda Weird' Huge Call 04/18/17
Darren in Illinois wants us to know that Giannis Antetokounmpo has really long arms 11/16/17
Darren part 2 04/24/06
Darrent Williams shot dead with Orrin in Denver call 01/02/07
Dave in Amarillo is a long time caller, first time listener, bold prediction that series that will go to 8 games 10/31/17
Dave in Cambridge - Pizza Union
Dave in Charleston 05/13/05
Dave in Chicago calls to discuss Russell Wilson's miracle water to prevent concussions 08/27/15
Dave in Denver calls about Fantasy Neckcar, Rome rants 02/12/97
Dave in Detroit is expecting big things from the Lions, calls out Gino in SA 09/19/17
Dave in Greenville calls about the Clemson championship, gets racked for new errrr soundbite 01/11/17
Dave in Michigan thinks Rome's prediction of Penguins over Capitals is a conspiracy. Claims Alvin edited the audio. 05/11/17
Dave in Placentia 04/05/96
Dave in Placentia 02/18/05
Dave in Raleigh 03/15/05
Dave in Sacramento has a daughter playing basketball on scholarship, says she can break the clones ankles 02/14/17
Dave in Saint Louis 04/30/08
Dave in Saint Louis Non Hunter 10/18/07
Dave in Saint Louis-Non Hunter 06/21/07
Dave in Seminole FL calls with crying baby in the background and gets run for Pinkhead blast on Peyton Manning 01/09/15
Dave in St Louis calls with opinion on Smackoff, Rome rants 06/01/12
Dave in St Louis calls, gets invited back to the Smackoff 05/09/13
Dave in St Louis Non-Hunter 04/27/11
Dave in St Louis Non-hunter calls with takes on Cardinals, Joe Torre, and Jim Harbaugh - Wins Huge Call 10/13/15
Dave in St. Louis (the non-hunter) announces that his daughter has recovered from her concussion, cracks on Greg Hardy and Ray McDonald 09/11/14
Dave in St. Louis (the non-hunter) doubtful for the Smackoff due to his daughter suffering complications from a concussion 06/19/14
Dave in St. Louis announces that he has his own radio show, identifies the members of the Midwest Mafia 03/06/14
Dave in St. Louis calls, gets invited to Smackoff 04/30/12
Dave in Vegas AKA G-Money run for self gloss, wins Masterbuilt smoker 08/30/17
Dave no longer in Albany calls SNR 06/05/08
Dave Who's No Longer in Albany 04/20/11
Dean in Hunington Beach 03/03/06
Deangelo in Berkeley hates the SF Giants so he's rooting for the Dodgers 10/25/17
Deangelo in Berkeley says Lavar Ball is a great dad, and if you disagree, you need to jump off a cliff head first 10/26/17
Dee in Sierra Madre calls after getting drunk at Starbucks 01/26/12
Deech in Oakland is a bar owner (The Miranda) calling from the parade. He also tells a story about legend Alvie. 06/15/17
Demetrius in Oakland gets run for warring Ernie and Bert being gay; Rome goes off on a rant 02/24/05
Denlesks poem for World Poetry day followed by 3 run calls from Parody Larry, Matt in LA, and Doctor Dave in Chicago 03/21/17
Dennis in Madison
Devin in Boise 09/11/07
Devin in Boise - Going to listen to Rush Limbaugh 07/03/08
Devin in Omaha-Nebraska tree is better 09/19/07
Devin in SLC doesn't like how Zach represents Utah 06/20/17
Devin in Windsor glosses himself Big Horn, gets run 12/07/11
Dirk in Irvine called to ask if Rome was bidding on the Newman Daytona Rolex 10/26/17
Dirk in Irvine thinks Sam Darnold will make up for USC's bad reputation, like OJ Simpson and Arrogant Steve 01/04/17
DJ Mark in Cleveland 06/01/07
Doc Mike DiTolla 02/05/08
Doc Mike DiTolla 04/28/08
Doc Mike DiTolla 05/02/08
Doc Mike DiTolla reaction 02/05/08
Doctor Dave in Chicago tries to take a run at Vic in NoCal, flames out, clones react 01/19/17
Dom in Sacramento is calling an upset of 49ers over Eagles, Unwar wars 10/26/17
Don Earl Jones in LA 06/19/08
Don in Austin 05/10/05
Don in LA (Sterling) talks about his friendship with Hulk Hogan, fan of Chip Kelly and Riley Cooper, new film project with the Hulkster 08/06/15
Don in LA AKA Fake Donald Sterling calls Kyle Brandt to wish a happy Memorial Day 05/23/14
Don in LA sounds like James Earl Jones 10/31/07
Don in No Cal 04/11/05
Don in No Cal 08/02/07
Don in No Cal 11/26/07
Don in No Cal 01/09/08
Don in No Cal 03/22/05
Don in No Cal interupts Milk in the D 03/03/06
Don in No Cal via Vegas 09/10/08
Don in NoCal flames
Doug in Berkley is a grumpy old man with thoughts on coaches resting players 05/26/17
Doug in Fullerton on "Ray" in Houston 01/13/06
Doug in Fullerton with 4 letter bomb 01/20/06
Doug in Indy 05/12/09
Doug in Indy - Horrible, Horrible Call 05/12/09
Doug in Indy reaction 05/12/09
Doug in Vancouver (aka Dougler) gets run for self-gloss 06/13/16
Drew in Omaha-Is Jay Mohr FAT 01/22/09
Drew in San Diego endorses Rome as Hall of Fame broadcaster, then tells story about playing basketball with Alvin Delloro, crank in face 08/21/15
Drew in Wichita called 21 years ago as a kid but now he is a broadcaster 09/05/17
Dwight Howard talks about the Orlando Magic and playing Call of Duty with fans 01/10/11
Dylan in Boise says that the Smackoff is not ready for his heat 06/06/17
Ed in San Diego waits on hold for an hour to deliver a Stapp bomb 03/01/16
Ed in Stockton 01/19/05
Ed in Stockton 01/27/05
Ed in Stockton 02/14/05
Ed in Stockton 02/23/05
Eddie in Boise 07/28/09
Eddie in Boise checks in for the first time in years, rambles about the Chargers, gets run 09/18/17
Eddie in Boise gets broken off and run for asking Rome to bring back the Hackoff 03/19/14
Eddie in OKC takes a run at Harry Caray 01/29/97
Eddie in Santa Barbara calls during a Vicodin bender 07/20/16
Edward 'John' in Little Rock calls to smack John in LR and Hugh Freeze 08/17/17
Edward 'John' in Little Rock calls to talk McGregor Mayweather and Odell Beckham 08/22/17
Eileen in Palm Springs 08/26/08
Ellen in Medford OR flames out 06/18/14
Elliot in OC-Jay Stew 9 guys in a room watching porn 05/18/05
Emailer and Uber driver Rick in Newport (@thedickflowers) picks up passenger Dennis Rodman and they call the show 04/29/16
Emailer asked Rome if he would rather listen to the Cardinals rap or Parody Larry. Larry gets on air, sings 1 parody verse of a McDonalds commercial, gets run 09/30/15
Emailer Jeff in the 919 calls for the first time, takes a run at Smackoff participants, gets run 02/16/16
Emailer Marshall in Newport Beach tries calling, does not go well 10/05/15
Emails from Denlesks and StevePHX about Rio Olympics, call from Orion in Waterford about 49ers QB's 08/15/16
Emmitt in Fresno 07/29/09
Eric Cole respond to Mike in Edmonton 06/06/06
Eric in Denver says Zach in SLC aka Silk the 3rd puts him to sleep 06/14/17
Eric in Orlando called offshore from a 50ft boat 07/27/17
Eric in Portland Maine - Call about Kevin Youkilis gets dubbed the chowd version of Alvins mix 06/25/12
Eric in Portland ME calls again to troll Lance in Topeka and Parody Larry 04/24/15
Eric in San Diego - Crash the Paddock guy with a story from high school, gym teachers whip students with lanyards, sometimes it hit the donks 09/15/14
Eric in San Luis Obispo calls with a Pacman Fever parody 04/14/11
Eric in South Dakota calls Steph, KD, and Klay trash, predicts Blazers in 7, gets run 04/13/17
Eric in South Portland ME with a funny call 09/30/14
Eric in Venice Florida, 1st call of 2017, says Carrie Fisher had a better weekend than Ronda Rousey 01/03/17
Eric near the Canadian Falls ATP, wife wants to name son Emerson, Rat family talk ensues 09/16/16
Erin in Ottawa 02/17/05
Erron in Diamondhead calls with a poem, repping the Gulf Coast Mafia 03/27/17
Erron in Diamondhead calls with his list of favorite candy 11/04/16
Erron in Diamondhead calls with thoughts on LA hosting the Olympics, gets run for cocaine and Russian whore reference 09/14/17
Erron in Diamondhead gets a red card for saying Benny in Wisco pitches from the bottom 06/16/17
Erron in Diamondhead gets run for moms basement smack, Rome goes on a rant 05/26/16
Erron in Diamondhead has a Nuthin But a G Thang parody then flames out 05/25/16
Erron in Diamondhead's first call, wants to win Golden Ticket, repping the Gulf Coast 05/18/16
Evil Kenevil call in 05/17/07
Fabian - Whats up with Bosh's damn face? 06/06/11
Fabian in LA 12/28/10
Fabian in LA (aka Flamian) coined the term NEEP 02/16/11
Fabian in LA (aka Flamian) takes a run at Vic in NoCal, runs out of time, with reaction from the Clones 10/12/10
Fabian in LA - Complains about Rome not being in LA and the podcast not working 02/22/13
Fabian in LA - Hasn't smoked for 55 days 10/19/11
Fabian in LA - Official Jungle Olympic Correspondent 07/31/12
Fabian in LA apologizes for calling soundbites annoying, gives props to Mike in San Diego 07/13/12
Fabian in LA calls about the Rams, I think, and ATP's Rome with question about his TV room 11/01/16
Fabian in LA calls about the X-Factor and gets run 12/20/12
Fabian in LA calls but doesn't have time to talk 11/29/17
Fabian in LA calls Romes soundbites annoying, pot calling the kettle black 06/29/12
Fabian in LA calls to tell the clones he's the #1 Smackoff champ, wins Huge Call 11/30/16
Fabian in LA on Penn State, sort of 11/16/11
Fabian in LA returns with a Tweet and call, drops new soundbites, didn't know he was on the air 09/19/16
Fabian in LA returns, gets run for rambling and dropping a 4 letter bomb 03/25/16
Fabian in LA with an epic flameout, becomes known as "Flamian" (from a "Best Of" show)
Fabian in LA with last call of the year 12/21/11
Fabian in Los Angeles - The 420 Call 04/20/12
Fabian rambles, Rome drives Twitter followers 06/21/11
Fabian wants another CCA for loser of the year 12/16/11
Fake Cal in Vegas calls and gets run 03/17/17
Fake Canadian Star Linebacker lays out odds for a non-existent Hackoff 07/10/17
Fake Leff calls to war Leff 06/29/16
Fake Parody Larry sings Gilligans Island 12/15/15
Fake Randy Moss calls in, doesn't know his middle name or birthday 10/30/12
Fake Silk calls as Eric in Maine to talk about Tom Bradys book 07/06/17
Fake Silk calls as Tim in Portland Maine, come on 05/12/15
Fake Silk calls to remind Jim that it's been 3 years since he broke into the Jungle 07/25/17
Fake Silk checks in from Maine, gets run 06/15/17
Fake Silk picked up Tom Brady's new diet book and dropped 75 pounds c'mon! 08/22/17
Fake Silk's girlfriend got bitten while surfing, needed duct tape and fix-a-flat as first aid 08/23/17
Fake Zach in SLC 06/30/17
FBI Mike in Toledo calls but gets run for being boring 06/17/16
FBI Mike in Toledo calls with his thoughts on Vin Scully 09/30/16
FBI Mike in Toledo gets run for making reference to Jamal Anderson exposing himself 12/15/16
Felix in San Diego is an old school listener, wanted Chargers to be SoCal instead of LA 12/05/17
Feuding between Erron in Diamondhead and John in San Antonio 07/11/16
Four consecutive calls from Utah Jazz fans 04/26/17
Frank in Buffalo calls about nap nation, Rome introduces his call with summary from call screener, Frank responds with 'thats it', and gets both run and racked 09/01/16
Frank in the 209 takes a run at Cal in Vegas, gets run 11/04/16
Frank in the 209 takes a run at Dan in Denver, Rick in Buffalo, and Leff in Laguna 05/26/17
Frank Novak call in 12/07/07
Fred in C-Town - Jeff in Richmond crack
Fred in Temecula sings What Did John Fox Say, gets run, but wins Huge Call 10/14/13
Gabriel in Raleigh 05/03/05
Garbage Man Brad in Minnesota gets run for self gloss 02/14/17
Gary in California doesn't want Marc James to interview LaVar Ball, plus Twitter reaction 03/24/17
Gary in Detroit run for self-gloss, G-Man in Motown 09/21/17
Gary in Omaha and romes reaction 11/06/07
Gary in Vegas calls his shot 04/06/06
Gene in Dayton wants to enlarge romes take 05/20/05
Geoff in Detroit Calls Mike Ditka
George in Burbank tries to gloss himself George of the Jungle, gets shut down 02/10/97
George in Ottawa calls with a Sandstorm - Careless Whisper remix on the kazoo 08/03/12
George in Tampa - Sells Steak on Air 08/29/07
Gert in Tampa Gets Run 03/03/11
Gina in Indy Excited About Rome Coming To Indy 12/13/11
Gino and Israel back-to-back 12/09/11
Gino in Boise - Matt in Cleveland parody call 03/02/12
Gino in SA - Huge call of the day - Penn State 11/09/11
Gino in SA calls to talk about the Spurs, Jordan Spieth, and Parody Larry 05/16/16
Gino in SA on Detroit - attempts to win TV for racked call 12/08/11
Gino in SA talks about Draymond Green and Steven Adams 05/23/16
Gino in San Antoino 05/11/05
Gino in San Antonio 01/05/05
Gino in San Antonio 09/24/07
Gino in San Antonio 02/06/08
Gino in San Antonio 04/24/08
Gino in San Antonio 04/28/08
Gino in San Antonio 02/10/09
Gino in San Antonio 10/01/98
Gino in San Antonio 04/03/09
Gino in San Antonio 05/11/09
Gino in San Antonio 1998
Gino in San Antonio Breaks Down the Smackoff 04/11/11
Gino in San Antonio calls about father and son bonding 09/21/12
Gino in San Antonio calls back for 2nd day in a row to talk Spurs/Warriors 05/16/17
Gino in San Antonio calls for 4th day in a row to talk Spurs and Warriors 05/18/17
Gino in San Antonio calls for the 3rd straight day to take a run at the Warriors 05/17/17
Gino in San Antonio calls to not RSVP into the Smackoff 06/24/15
Gino in San Antonio calls to rip on Detroit in effort to win a trip there, wins Guns-N-Roses tickets 04/11/16
Gino in San Antonio finishes off Detroit 09/14/11
Gino in San Antonio lays out Detroit for 2nd straight day 09/09/11
Gino in San Antonio likes Suh, hates Detroit 09/08/11
Gino in San Antonio on Detroit again 10/04/11
Gino in San Antonio responds to best caller ever, nominates Raider Mike 07/22/15
Gino in San Antonio with a bad cell phone 05/19/05
Gino in San Antonio with thoughts on the Smackoff, underwhelmed 06/29/15
Gino in San Antonio with thoughts on Zaza Pachulia and Kawhi Leonard 05/15/17
Gonzo and Pooldocs Roadie to HTown 11/15/10
Gooch in Tampa is a trucker looking for a Golden Ticket, says Mark in Boston is the best caller 05/19/16
Greg in Austin-bad parody 01/06/09
Greg in Ft Wayne - Gambling Degenerates and Ellen Degenerates
Greg in Sun Valley 01/26/11
Greg in Sun Valley - Challenges Luke Walton for deepest voice 10/01/12
Greg in Sun Valley calls in his support for Mike in Indy 06/21/12
Greg in Sun Valley responds to Sarah T, gets run for going on too long 12/22/14
Greg in Sun Valley-portable buzzer 07/14/09
Greg in Vegas 01/27/05
Greg in Vegas 02/08/05
Greg in Vegas 07/12/04
Greg in Vegas 10/01/04
Greg in Vegas 10/19/04
Greg in Vegas 08/16/04
Greg in Vegas 05/05/05
Greg in Vegas 01/17/06
Greg in Vegas 08/16/05
Greg in Vegas 08/21/06
Greg in Vegas 11/13/06
Greg in Vegas 07/18/07
Greg in Vegas 10/30/07
Greg in Vegas 12/06/07
Greg in Vegas 03/05/08
Greg in Vegas 05/03/07
Greg in Vegas 05/14/08
Greg in Vegas 06/20/08
Greg in Vegas 03/14/05
Greg in Vegas 08/13/08
Greg in Vegas 10/06/08
Greg in Vegas 05/16/05
Greg in Vegas 07/13/05
Greg in Vegas 02/26/09
Greg in Vegas 10/19/04
Greg in Vegas 12/02/04
Greg in Vegas 06/26/09
Greg in Vegas 2002
Greg in Vegas (Schiavo Blast) 03/22/05
Greg In Vegas Beats the Buzzer
Greg in Vegas questions Mike Franzese 05/13/09
Greg the Cockroach 04/05/96
Grum in Portland calls to crack on Peyton Manning, flames out and gets run 02/12/15
Gus in KC (Self Gloss) 02/03/05
Hal in Las Vegas Ex-Lax blast 01/03/05
Hannah in Denver takes a run at Ken in Sacramento and the KC Chiefs 10/04/17
Harrold in San Jose calls to crack on the Oklahoma City Thunder, gets racked 05/31/16
Harry from Fremont err Dr Harry Andrews 07/03/07
Henry in Springfield Missouri - Clueless in Seattle 09/28/12
Hookland Josh in Detroit compares Blake Griffin's injury to NHL players, gets run 04/25/17
Hope Solo was partying with Donovan, gets red card 05/26/17
Horrible Nebraska caller 09/10/07
Huge Call-Donald Trump 01/09/07
Huge Call-Jeff in Vancouver 02/26/07
Huge Call-Matt in Denver 01/23/06
Huge call-Terence in Sierra Madre 01/19/07
Iafrate calls about the Kansas City Chiefs, gets cut off 02/27/13
Iafrate calls to talk about the Kansas City Royals championship 11/02/15
Ian in Venice rambles through a call, asks Stucknut to verify that he never had an email read 10/07/16
Ian in Venice shares how to beat the rap for falling asleep behind the wheel while intoxicated, gets run for suggesting Draymond Green's heckler dangled his package in front of him 07/12/16
Iggy in Springfield (Tape)
Iggy in Springfield Taped Call
Interview with mystery guest Richard Sherman delayed by technical difficulties; Rome takes two bad calls and is in a bad mood 01/29/16
Irie Craig 02/16/05
Irie Craig 06/29/07
Irie Craig 06/22/07
Irie Craig 10/29/07
Irie Craig 03/20/08
Irie Craig 04/08/08
Irie Craig 04/05/96
Irie Craig 04/15/08
Irie Craig 03/11/05
Irie Craig 03/17/05
Irie Craig 03/25/05
Irie Craig 10/03/08
Irie Craig 10/08/10
Irie Craig - Partied with Piazza & Is Joe Maddon's Neighbor 11/16/11
Irie Craig asked Rome if he will be at the Pegasus World Cup in Florida, but Rome reminded him about the Super Bowl 01/24/17
Irie Craig call leads to Dodger reset 11/09/07
Irie Craig Calls about Diamond Geezah 02/25/11
Irie Craig Calls about His New Band 10/04/11
Irie Craig calls about the Kentucky Derby, says Iggy Pop shouted out to Rome at a concert, gives us a new soundbite (arggg I don't think so) 05/03/16
Irie Craig calls and sparks a horse discussion 05/19/17
Irie Craig calls from a funeral to talk about Shared Belief and Scott Weiland 12/04/15
Irie Craig calls to talk about American Pharaoh's Triple Crown and talk straight fire about horseracing 06/09/15
Irie Craig calls to talk about the SI photo shoot from 1996 05/12/16
Irie Craig calls to talk horses, again 08/18/16
Irie Craig checks in after game 1 of the World Series 10/25/17
Irie Craig checks in from the train to Del Mar 07/19/17
Irie Craig chimes in on the Miami Dolphins coach that took a video snorting coke 10/09/17
Irie Craig compares Tom Brady to Fonzy 02/15/17
Irie Craig gets run 02/18/11
Irie Craig is begging fans for a World Series ticket, doesn't answer Jim's question 10/23/17
Irie Craig is working on an autobiography 08/22/17
Irie Craig on Board with the Jets 01/21/11
Irie Craig says Zack Greinke took a big dump in his pants 10/10/17
Irie Craig shoutouts the Stones 02/01/06
Irie Craig talks about Conor McGregor and horse racing 11/14/16
Irie Craig talks about John in Little Rock, Tiger Woods, Dodgers, and horse racing 05/30/17
Irie Craig talks about the good old days hanging with clones, suggests the Smackoff callers should be nicer to each other 06/16/16
Irie Craig trips on the word adrenaline, notices Jose Altuve for the first time 11/01/17
Ish in Memphis call and email reaction 04/30/12
Israel calls to smack on Gino via rap 12/08/11
Israel in LA - Cracks Boston and guarantees 2012 Smackoff win 08/30/11
Israel in LA - Talks and raps about Mike in San Diego 07/09/12
Israel in LA calls about Lakers, Clippers, and Peyton Manning. Huge call 01/27/12
Israel in LA calls about the greedy NFL officials 09/26/12
Israel in LA calls from Borders Books, raps about Jeff in Middletown 06/10/11
Israel in LA raps about Boatie ripping his TV 12/16/11
Israel in LA RSVP's for the Smackoff 05/15/12
Israel in LA tries to win a TV 12/06/11
Israel in Los Angeles Calls from the Mall 12/21/10
Israel in Los Angeles Calls His Shot 02/17/11
Israel tells story about his mother 12/07/11
Ivan in Indio takes a run at Leff, Silk, and Cleveland 06/05/17
J-Turtle Call 07/11/05
Jack in Ventura has a cool story about sharing Jack in the Box tacos with Tony Gwynn 01/05/17
Jackass caller - Rudy Galindo Blast (Jason Stewart)
Jackie in Wichita 07/12/04
Jackie in Wichita with Grandpa
Jackie in Wichita with Grandpa and Casey in Vegas 121004
Jackie's Mom Calls
Jacob in NorCal calls about March Madness, gets run for Giraffe Family reference 03/13/17
Jacob in NorCal calls about the Yankees beating the Indians 10/12/17
Jacob in NorCal calls to smack Zach in SLC, gets a red card 05/26/17
Jacob in NorCal calls with a rap, gets racked 03/07/17
Jacob in NorCal is tired of Marcus 'Narcus' in Seattle's calls, brings up Lance in Topeka's throat cancer 04/06/17
Jacob in NorCal raps for World Poetry Day, gets racked 03/21/17
Jacob in NorCal responds to San Antonio with: I'm about to go to your river so I can drain my snake 05/17/17
Jacob in NorCal rushes through his first call talking about Bay Area sports 02/24/17
Jacob in NorCal takes a run at Dan in Denver 07/10/17
Jacob in NorCal takes a run at Dan in Denver, Cal in Vegas, and the Raiders 03/29/17
Jacob in NorCal thinks LeBron is a huge bag, gets run 04/11/17
Jade in Cincinnati - Compares Miami Heat to a coked-out stripper 06/06/12
Jaime in Houston Gets Run 04/28/05
Jake in Grand Rapids doesn't like Rome endorsing Hope Solo running for US Soccer President 12/08/17
Jake in Grand Rapids has a bone to pick for ripping Jeff's Golden Ticket, Rome talks about Gender Reveal parties 10/20/17
Jake in Peoria call - Rather get hit in face with urine soaked tennis ball than listen to Chael 06/21/12
Jake in Peoria call - Takes another run at Chael Sonnen 07/09/12
Jake in Peoria calls about John in San Diego 08/20/12
Jake in Peoria gets racked despite a poor job of reading his take 07/30/12
Jake in Peoria gets run after calling his shot on Twitter 09/11/12
Jake in Peoria gets run for smacking NBCs Olympic coverage 08/06/12
Jake in Peoria tries to take a run at Mark in Hollywood but gets run for reading 09/28/12
Jake Rome calls (Jake in Spring Valley) 10/14/05
James in Hattiesburg on Boxing and the SEC 11/02/11
James in Houston calls while Kyle Brandt is guest hosting 02/20/12
James in the Bay takes a run at Dan in Denver, gets run 06/07/17
Jared in Kalamazoo 05/12/09
Jared in Kalamazoo 10/07/09
Jared in Kalamazoo takes a run at Trapper 05/12/09
Jason in ABQ gets run for sleeping on a Serta mattress 11/30/17
Jason in Fullerton (J-Stew) RSVPs to the Smackoff 06/16/14
Jason in Fullerton RSVP's to the Smackoff after 18 year hiatus - J-Stew 06/11/13
Jason in Little Rock bids to get into Smackoff 2014 and gets run and clowned 06/03/14
Jason in Los Angelas - Cantaloupe Rebuttal 06/01/09
Jason in Ottawa - Caller Says Rape Isn't Worth It
Jason in Ottawa gets run for Ron Jeremy reference, Rome gets mad at Hawk for not letting him know it was the Canadian Star Linebacker 10/05/17
Jason in Redding - First time caller, gets hooked by Rome telling him his connection was bad, reads his script again 06/29/15
Jason in SLC - Silk smelling like turd on the curb2
Jason Stewart calls Travis Rodgers Now 04/24/13
Jay from Okinawa 01/20/06
Jay in LA on the NBA Negotiations 11/03/11
Jay in OC gets run 01/03/05
Jay in Providence 03/24/05
Jay in Providence 01/04/06
Jay in Providence 08/24/05
Jay in Providence 08/23/06
Jay in Providence 01/11/05
Jay in Providence 01/19/05
Jay in Providence 02/28/05
Jay in Providence 03/14/05
Jay in Providence 03/24/05
Jay in Providence 04/05/05
Jay in Providence 04/11/05
Jay in Providence 04/26/05
Jay in Providence 05/03/05
Jay in Providence 05/12/05
Jay in Providence 07/15/05
Jay in Providence cracks the Mom 05/12/05
Jay in Providence Gets Run 04/15/05
Jay Mohr 07/26/07
Jay Mohr 02/28/08
Jay Mohr 04/23/08
Jay Mohr 06/06/08
Jay Mohr 09/03/08
Jay Mohr 01/22/09
Jay Mohr 04/17/09
Jay Mohr 2003
Jay Mohr call in 12/06/06
Jay Mohr calls his shot 05/03/07
Jay Stew new car part 2 05/31/05
JC in Alaska - Trying to smack bad callers, gets run - Beep Beep 04/18/12
JD in Nashille second call with reaction 04/07/08
JD in Nashville - Huge Enema 03/24/09
JD in Nashville takes down Chad in Portland with incredible Michael Jackson parody and wins Huge Call 10/03/07
JD in Nashville-Jacko-Chad in Portland parody 10/03/07
Jeannie Buss 03/30/05
Jeff from the 919 calls to talk about meeting Danika at the Jaguars game 08/25/17
Jeff in Chapel Hill 01/09/06
Jeff in Columbus 120604 12/06/04
Jeff in Columbus and detroit emails 01/26/06
Jeff In Columbus calls on his way to the Big House, predicts score 27 Buckeyes, 27 Ann Arbor Wolverines 11/18/05
Jeff in Houston has been listening since the Big Fax, thinks Astros will win 11/01/17
Jeff in Lakeland
Jeff in Lincoln 09/13/07
Jeff in Louisville with take on UK-UL Sweet 16 matchup, wins Huge Call 03/26/14
Jeff in Middletown - LeBum James and Israel in LA 06/10/11
Jeff in Middletown calls for the first time in seven years, complains that Mike in Indy has turned the Jungle into a petting zoo - with Clones' reaction 04/26/17
Jeff in Middletown calls to respond to Mike in Indy, gets chased off by music 04/27/17
Jeff in Middletown has a take on Terrible Pryor, takes a run at Israel in LA and Mark in Boston 07/01/11
Jeff in Middletown tells Israel in LA I'm HIV, you're Erv and I'll make you retire 06/22/11
Jeff in New Orleans likes the DeMarcus Cousins trade, but loves the Sacramento fan meltdown 02/21/17
Jeff in NoCal glosses himself Mole-doggy in East Bay, gets run, Rome resets the self gloss reel 09/29/15
Jeff in North Carolina doesn't like how NFL players skip out on interviews 10/26/17
Jeff in Phoenix 01/25/05
Jeff in Phoenix 04/11/05
Jeff in Phoenix 08/31/06
Jeff in Phoenix 04/24/07
Jeff in Phoenix 05/02/07
Jeff in Phoenix 12/07/07
Jeff in Phoenix 12/19/07
Jeff in Phoenix 03/07/08
Jeff in Phoenix 01/11/05
Jeff in Phoenix 04/27/05
Jeff in Phoenix 05/17/05
Jeff in Phoenix (Relic Hunting) 03/14/05
Jeff in Phoenix - Kordell Stewart and Jeff Garcia
Jeff in Phoenix calls Jay Mohr as 'Esteban in Glendale' 04/18/11
Jeff in Phoenix calls out Vic in NoCal 01/11/07
Jeff in Phoenix gets run 02/22/05
Jeff in Phoenix gets run 01/06/06
Jeff in Phoenix Has An Announcement 06/22/05
Jeff in Richmond 05/21/04
Jeff in Richmond 04/11/07
Jeff in Richmond 02/24/04
Jeff in Richmond gets run 04/06/05
Jeff in Richmond reaction 04/11/07
Jeff in SacTown on the Loss of the Kings 04/14/11
Jeff in San Antonio (@acuralegend) wins Huge Call 08/01/06
Jeff in San Antonio calls back on the 1 week anniversary, gets his Golden Ticket taken away 10/20/17
Jeff in San Antonio fights back tears throughout his call, clones react 10/13/17
Jeff in SoCal breaks down the WNBA, gets run 10/05/17
Jeff in SoCal called to talk about the WNBA draft with more womens basketball smack, ran out of material because he thought he would get run 04/14/17
Jeff in SoCal calls about the Bears draft, Rick in Buffalo, and Leff in Laguna 04/28/17
Jeff in SoCal calls as Dan in Houston to push his fattest city agenda 11/01/17
Jeff in SoCal calls to crack on Warriors fans, gets run for saying they smell their own farts 05/17/16
Jeff in Socal compares the McGregor Mayweather fight to other sports competing against each other 08/22/17
Jeff in Socal gets run for Popovich face smack 05/10/17
Jeff in SoCal gets through an entire call, gets on Smackoff radar 06/30/17
Jeff in SoCal gives odds on the NCAA Women's Final Four, gets run for mentioning their short haircuts 03/31/17
Jeff in SoCal goes all in on San Diego, gets racked 09/15/17
Jeff in SoCal has a take on 'womens basketball gal', gets run for cankle reference 03/15/17
Jeff in SoCal mocks UConn womens basketballs 100th straight win 02/14/17
Jeff in SoCal switches gears to talk womens softball, gets run 06/02/17
Jeff in Socal talks about Houston last championship in 2012, Americas Fattest City 10/27/17
Jeff in SoCal tries for a Golden Ticket, gets chased out by sharks 06/23/16
Jeff in SoCal tries to establish his brand as the womens basketball caller 02/24/17
Jeff in SoCal trolls San Diego by pretending to like the Chargers 12/11/17
Jeff in SoCal weighs in on college basketball, gets run for layup smack 03/03/17
Jeff in SoCal with a Mark Mangino update, says he looks like a giant plump meatball on Iowa State sideline 09/24/14
Jeff in SoCal with a terrible Toby in Houston impression 03/18/15
Jeff in South Carolina questions Jungle Karma, doesn't want Rome to interview Atlanta Falcons Brian Poole 01/24/17
Jeff in Vancouver 04/07/05
Jeff in Vancouver 05/24/05
Jeff in Vancouver 02/07/07
Jeff in Vancouver 02/23/07
Jeff in Vancouver 06/08/07
Jeff in Vancouver 08/24/07
Jeff in Vancouver 10/23/07
Jeff in Vancouver 10/31/07
Jeff in Vancouver 12/05/07
Jeff in Vancouver 01/17/08
Jeff in Vancouver 02/07/08
Jeff in Vancouver 05/13/08
Jeff in Vancouver 01/05/05
Jeff in Vancouver 01/12/05
Jeff in Vancouver 02/17/05
Jeff in Vancouver 03/30/05
Jeff in Vancouver 05/09/05
Jeff in Vancouver 06/22/05
Jeff in Vancouver 07/15/05
Jeff in Vancouver 07/28/05
Jeff in West Va (Cracks Rachael) 03/25/05
Jeff Passan RSVP's to the Smackoff during his interview 06/26/17
Jen in NY with a very incoherent call 01/16/17
Jeremy in Melbourne FL gets run for talking about soccer players flicking testicles and sticking thumbs in players' butts 05/29/14
Jeremy in Richmond 07/12/05
Jeremy in Sconny bids for a Golden Ticket, gets run for toilet paper smack, Rome advises he will never get another chance 05/28/15
Jeremy in Sconny tries to run smack at Mark in Boston, gets run again 06/11/15
Jerome in Houston doesn't like the Chris Paul trade, gets run 07/07/17
Jerome in Houston gets run for old Smacktionary references 06/02/17
Jerome in Houston is a pissed off Houston sports fan, claims the Rockets game was the 2nd worst day in his 40 years in Houston 05/12/17
Jerome in Nashville 04/20/05
Jerome in Nashville - BOHICA Call 07/26/05
Jesus in Chicago 03/12/08
Jesus in Chicago 04/16/08
Jesus in Chicago 05/28/08
Jesus in Chicago (Dead Air Call) 11/23/10
Jesus in Chicago - J-Stew the Jungle Phoneslap 12/19/08
Jesus in Chicago Pimps The Jungle Mixtape Vol. 2 12/24/10
Jesus in Chicago, Ray Ray, and Fabian go back-to-back-to-back 10/29/10
Jill in Sacramento (Weed Smoking Teacher)
Jim Boeheim 03/01/07
Jim in Buffalo compares drinking Keystone Light to an old song called Beans Taste Fine, Rome breaks down the song 09/22/15
Jim in C-Town - What If 09/02/08
Jim in Crapchester 04/05/96
Jim in Fall River Call from 2002
Jim in Fall River on baseball
Jim in Philadelphia 11/01/05
Jim in Portland-exploding in the endzone 01/10/06
Jim in Seattle 10/04/07
Jim in Tampa the Bowling Ball gets run for self-gloss 10/10/13
Jimmy in Windsor Ontario - Drunk poetry 10/08/15
Joan in Visalia - 80 year old lady 09/17/09
Joaquin in San Diego calls the show and gets run, with reaction from Clones 07/17/14
Joe in Bugaha 1st Call 09/01/06
Joe in Bugaha 2nd call 09/27/05
Joe in Bugaha-JD call 11/14/07
Joe in Harrisburg PA cracks on Redskins with Turdville blast, says their moral compass came from McDonald's Happy Meal 12/10/14
Joe in Hollywood 10/01/08
Joe in Hollywood 01/22/09
Joe in Hollywood 05/12/09
Joe in Hollywood 06/25/09
Joe in Indianapolis calls with a story about being at the gym with his buddy Tob, crank in the face 07/27/15
Joe in Las Vegas tries to win Guns-N-Roses tickets with a sob story about his old lady 04/08/16
Joe in Lemon Grove 04/05/96
Joe in Minneapolis 04/28/05
Joe in Minneapolis calls, he's angry, takes run at Kaleb, mentions the odds, Rome runs down the top 5 odds 06/02/15
Joe in Minneapolis says Kaepernick is the most toxic individual in the country 06/28/17
Joe in Minneapolis says that kneeling during the National Anthem is worse than burning the flag 09/25/17
Joe in NYC 02/07/05
Joe in NYC 01/14/05
Joe in NYC 03/22/05
Joe in NYC 04/05/05
Joe in NYC - Coach Boyardee
Joe in NYC Cracks on Joe in Bugaha
Joe in NYC Journey call
Joe in Overland Park gets run for reading his take and a Miami Mild blast 06/16/14
Joe in San Diego 04/05/96
Joe in the OC 02/14/05
Joe in the OC 08/30/06
Joe in the OC 10/23/07
Joe in the OC 10/30/07
Joe in the OC 11/13/07
Joe in the OC 04/14/08
Joe in the OC 05/07/08
Joe in the OC 08/19/05
Joe in the OC 10/19/04
Joe in the OC 09/27/04
Joe in the OC 08/07/09
Joe in the OC 11/12/09
Joe in the OC - Huge Call 10/19/04
Joe in the OC - Lollipop guild 07/07/08
Joe in the OC 11204 11/02/04
Joe in the OC call - The friction caused by Tebow and Lolo Jones dry-humping could power Vegas 06/21/12
Joe in the OC calls Kyle Brandt about the Smackoff 05/25/12
Joe in the OC gets run 01/30/05
Joe in the OC gets run 10/19/04
Joe in the OC gets run for happy ending blast 01/06/06
Joe in the OC run in error 02/09/05
Joe in the OC-Naval Semen 03/03/06
Joey in New Bedford 10/04/05
Joey in New Bedford 01/21/05
Joey in New Bedford 02/01/05
Joey in New Bedford 02/17/06
Joey in New Bedford 08/17/05
Joey in New Bedford 04/05/05
Joey in New Bedford 04/27/05
Joey in New Bedford 10/27/04
Joey in New Bedford 10/21/04
Joey in New Bedford - Recepted 10/27/05
Joey in New Bedford - Sex on the mole 10/07/04
Joey in New Bedford Breaks Down the Clone Civil War 05/11/05
Joey in New Bedford calls for the first time in 11 years, talks Spurs, Predators, Stucknut 05/15/17
Joey in New Bedford Gets Run 07/11/05
Joey Vendetta calls and ask if the MLB is more compelling than the NFL 10/12/16
Joey Vendetta calls to talk about Toronto sports, Odor-Bautista fight 05/16/16
Joey Vendetta recaps Oilers Ducks game 7 05/11/17
John Cook calls to defend golf 12/29/05
John Feinstein Part 3 02/10/06
John in C-bus on SBC Mich-OSU
John in C-Town 07/02/08
John in C-Town 04/22/05
John in C-Town 09/16/08
John in C-Town
John in C-Town + dance remix
John in C-Town call with emails
John in C-Town returns to talk about game 7 of the World Series, wins huge call 11/02/16
John in Cleveland - LeBron will always be known as a Judas, traitor, trench coat 06/20/12
John in CTown Blasts CTown Monkey 01/26/11
John in Escondido has been listening since early 90s, remembers the Tortollo brothers 09/15/17
John in Little Rock becomes first caller ever to get Smackoff Golden Ticket despite flaming and getting run 05/08/15
John in Little Rock calls at the end of the show, wins Guns-N-Roses tickets with G&R reset 04/04/16
John in Little Rock calls from a new smartphone, parodies Land Down Under again 04/25/17
John in Little Rock calls with a Devo Whip It parody called Rip It, for Dan in Denvers Golden Ticket 06/23/17
John in Little Rock calls with a Jingle balls song 12/20/16
John in Little Rock calls with a Ratt parody about the NCAA Championship game called 'Kick Their Ass' 01/09/17
John in Little Rock calls with Men At Work reset for Parody Larry and gets run for three gorilla balls blasts 04/10/15
John in Little Rock calls with Scott Stapp parody 12/01/14
John in Little Rock calls with What Does The Fox Say parody - suck-suck-suck-suck - and gets run 02/03/14
John in Little Rock does a Fat Boys cover, Rome gives him a Golden Ticket 06/06/17
John in Little Rock freestyle raps and beatboxes, gets run (4th run caller in a row) 03/21/17
John in Little Rock gets run for a bad song with bad content 11/21/17
John in Little Rock gets run for cracking on Lamar Odom's crack addiction with Boomtown Rats parody (Up All Night) 04/17/15
John in Little Rock gets run for incoherent parody of song nobody knows 06/03/15
John in Little Rock keeps his pipes warm with a Godsmack parody 07/24/17
John in Little Rock parodies Ballroom Blitz with Monkey Ass Bitch, gets run 08/17/17
John in Little Rock parodies Der Kommissar again, with Penn State vs Ohio State theme, gets racked 10/24/16
John in Little Rock parodies Outkast Sorry Ms. Jackson for Lamar Jackson 11/28/16
John in Little Rock remixes Odom's on the Pipe for Tiger Woods 05/30/17
John in Little Rock responds to Eddie in Boise with a Copa Bohica remix 09/18/17
John in Little Rock responds to Jimmy in Windsors poetry 10/08/15
John in Little Rock reworked his Odom's On the Pipe song for Johnny Manziel 06/27/16
John in Little Rock screams through a song about the Michigan Wolverines 11/14/16
John in Little Rock sings a Safety Dance parody for FSU QB DeAndre Johnson, gets run 07/17/15
John in Little Rock sings a song about Kaleb in Green Bay 06/09/16
John in Little Rock sings A-ha's Take on Me from a bad phone connection 01/27/16
John in Little Rock sings an Eddie Money parody 2 Tickets to the Smackoff, still has a bad phone connection 05/26/16
John in Little Rock wins a Golden Ticket with an Eddie Money parody Run These Clones Tonight 05/06/16
John in Little Rock with a Safety Dance parody, ran out of words so he beatboxed 09/23/15
John in Little Rock with an Outfield parody, plus reaction 05/19/17
John in LR tries to respond to Vic in Nocal 05/05/17
John in Oakland thinks Zaza is a clumsy moron 05/18/17
John in Omaha explains lamb castration 01/29/08
John in Rochester on A-rod-leads to sales take 09/21/06
John in SA calls for the first time, takes a run at Chad in LA 05/23/16
John in San Antonio calls about the Spurs destroying the Rockets 05/12/17
John in San Antonio calls with thoughts on the Warriors/Thunder series 05/25/16
John in San Antonio cracks on the Golden State Warriors 06/01/16
John in San Antonio wins a Golden Ticket with more Golden State Warriors smack 06/03/16
John in San Antonio wins the Golden Ticket back! Emkcar backwards is rack me. 06/17/16
John in San Antonio with a bad Smackoff RSVP, gets run; Rome revokes his Golden Ticket 06/14/16
John in San Diego 05/03/11
John in San Diego calls about Melky Cabrera 08/20/12
John in San Diego calls about the Lakers and Dwight Howard 08/10/12
John in San Diego calls with old school knowledge, gets on Smack-off bubble 08/13/12
John in Windsor has a horrible phone connection and gets run within seconds 06/15/16
John in Windsor Ontario wants to rep Canada in the Smackoff, has a message for Vic 05/18/16
John in Windsor teases his next call, Rome said he doesn't make the show better 06/06/16
Johnny in Detroit Lays Out Gino 10/04/11
Johnny the Exterminator in Vegas 02/14/11
JoJo in Maine called but all we remember is his laugh 11/17/17
Jolene 02/05/09
Jolene in Farmington - Debut call - 'Dressed up like your mom' take 07/29/08
Jon in Huntington Beach jumped off emails to call, talked about knowing Justin Turner at CSF when he was a 25 year old student 10/26/17
Jon in Omaha 05/29/09
Jonathan Dwyer calls from Joy in St Louis and Mark in Eureka 09/18/14
Jordan in Vista 04/05/96
Josh in Detroit - Rome asked what he thought about Mike in Little Rocks smack, Josh responded with 'it was good, it was good' 04/14/17
Josh in Detroit calls to crack on Wes Clements dome, gets red card 07/10/17
Josh in Detroit doesn't understand how quarterbacks land color commentator jobs. What is that? 05/09/17
Josh in Detroit emailed his script before calling, Rome reads along with him, gets run 12/01/17
Josh in Detroit gets a red card for saying 'why dont you go dunk on these' after suggesting Zach's next call will be from Dunkin Donuts 06/16/17
Josh in Detroit gets through an entire call, talking about the tv show, boring NBA, and war lady clones 10/18/17
Josh in Detroit glosses Las Vegas 'Hookland' because of all of the hooker cards being handed out, wins huge call 04/06/17
Josh in Detroit goes after Tyler in Edmonton, gets a red card for hook reference 05/26/17
Josh in Detroit got a leaked version of the podcast, hosting a mini-Clonestock at the Red Wings game 11/21/17
Josh in Detroit has a new phone but same horrible takes 11/13/17
Josh in Detroit is sick of the Lions, claims his call is a touchdown, gets racked 09/12/17
Josh in Detroit likes good ol' North American hockey 11/17/17
Josh in Detroit only waited 2 weeks on hold this time, still got run 07/06/17
Josh in Detroit screams some smack towards Cal in Vegas 04/12/17
Josh in Detroit shows off his Smackoff grind versatility, gets run; Rome warns Dan in Denver that his emails and Tweets can get his Golden Ticket revoked 06/22/17
Josh in Detroit stumbles through a take about the Detroit Lions, gets run 08/17/17
Josh in Detroit talks hockey, basketball, Dodgers in 4, podcast, didn't get run 10/25/17
Josh in Detroit waited on hold for 3 weeks, tried to push his Hook brand, got run 05/23/17
Josh in Detroit with a last-ditch effort to win a Golden Ticket, fails 07/25/17
Josh in Grand Rapids 05/04/09
Josh in San Diego is happy about the Chargers losing 09/12/17
Josh in the Nati-Dirty Lincoln 01/06/06
Josh in Washington - Former Gaucho calls with take on Jonathan Dwyer, women shouldn't deny their men sex 09/18/14
Julie in Orange County calls and says she listens to Rome because of his hot voice and is awarded Huge Call; some Clones suggest she was catfishing like Creepy Ronnie T 01/19/16
Julie in Palm Springs 07/23/07
Julie in Palm Springs and reactio 06/19/07
Jungle Jeopardy - NFL player accused of stabbing 2 people then writing a book about it, Slash in Brentwood guesses incorrectly 10/21/15
Justin in Austin 05/13/05
Justin in Boise 03/14/05
Justin in Boise 03/28/05
Justin in Boise 04/18/05
Justin in Boise 04/28/05
Justin in Boise 11/01/05
Justin in Boise 06/17/05
Justin in Boise 05/16/05
Justin in Boise 08/17/05
Justin in Boise-Brokeback Mountain 01/27/06
Justin in Green Bay talks Milwaukee Bucks, but sparks the Tom DeLonge gained weight topic 10/19/17
Justin in Huntington Beach claims to have played golf with O.J. Simpson and his new girlfriend after the trial; with e-mail and Twitter reaction 06/17/14
Justin in Melbourne FL bashes the city of Ottawa 05/24/17
Justin in San Antonio-Bad Call 01/15/08
Justin in Utah calls about Tony Romo, says the Hall of Fame won't take someone with 'crap down your leg' 04/04/17
Justin in Utah says the Clippers are a bunch of crybabies 04/25/17
K Savage with a take on Cam Newton, call gets dumped 10/05/17
Kal-El in Krypton - Leff in Laguna and Mark in Hollywood tandem prank call, Leff does a Mike in Indy impression 08/07/15
Kaleb in Green Bay "The Walrus" ripped the Golden Ticket that wasn't even available yet 03/12/15
Kaleb in Green Bay calls about the Ducks Blackhawks game 7, lays out his Stucknut Smackoff odds 05/29/15
Kaleb in Green Bay calls with thoughts on Kentucky, Rome praises his progress as a caller 04/01/15
Kaleb in Green Bay calls with thoughts on Mary Kay Letourneau's divorce, gets run 06/02/17
Kaleb in Green Bay discusses Seahawks at Packers, takes a run at Vic in NoCal 09/17/15
Kaleb in Green Bay gets called out by Rome, he responds during the same segment 06/09/16
Kaleb in Green Bay goes after Mike in Indy, criticizes Jim Rome's Twitter avatar 07/24/15
Kaleb in Green Bay responds to Jeff in the 919's call 02/17/16
Kaleb in Green Bay RSVP's to the Smackoff with a Silence of the Lambs inspired take about Leff 06/21/17
Kaleb in Green Bay takes a run at Vic in NyQuil 11/07/14
Kaleb in Green Bay the Walrus (iambthewalrus) accuses Lance in Topeka of plagiarism and roasts him 07/18/14
Kaleb in Green Bay the Walrus (iambthewalrus) cracks on Leff in Laguna Beach and wins Huge Call 09/23/14
Karen in Tampa 02/25/05
Kasey in HTown
Kasey in Pensacola aka the Jim Beam Bandit welcomes Rome back from vacation 08/17/16
Kasey in Pensacola calls and flames out 05/10/13
Kasey in Pensacola calls back for 2nd call of day, even more drunk than before, lets the callers on hold know he was on twice 07/17/15
Kasey in Pensacola calls from a boat, lets callers on hold know he didn't wait, takes a shot of Jim Beam, dedicates it to Ish 07/17/15
Kasey in Pensacola calls in drunk from work, where he makes seeing glasses 02/26/16
Kasey in Pensacola calls to crack Parody Larry with an Aerosmith reset and gets run; Rome regrets running him 04/10/15
Kasey in Pensacola gets run for Challenger explosion smack 06/13/17
Kasey in Pensacola is a drug expert and has a take on Tiger Woods 08/15/17
Kasey in Pensacola responds to Becky in Chicago 06/06/17
Kasey in Pensacola responds to Bo in Nashville, gets run for Manti Te'o catfish joke 06/20/17
Kasey in Pensacola tries for a Golden Ticket, old video game system smack, brags about his boat 06/18/15
Kasey in Pensacola, drunk again, calls to brag that he's going to be on Alvin's podcast 09/19/16
Kasey in Pensacola, the Jim Beam Bandit, calls yet again while drunk 04/07/16
Katie in Newport Beach-Nebraska fan 09/13/07
Kay Savage in Texas calls to let the clones know that she's real 09/08/17
KB in Bakersfields debut call - Not the next big thing 03/06/12
KC in Appleton is sick of hearing about Favre. Like's Rodgers because he doesn't need pain killers or slumpbusters. 01/16/17
Keith in Singapore 01/18/06
Kellie in Fairfax calls with a take on LeBron James and Dan in Denver, remember the lame 04/21/17
Kellie in Fairfax has thoughts on Dustin Pedroia and Manny Machado, has a message for Jacob in NorCal 04/24/17
Kellie in Fairfax takes a run at THE Mike in Indy 05/10/17
Kelly in Nashville calls on his 53rd birthday, he's heading to LA and wants to hang with Rome 10/19/17
Kelly in San Diego calls about the Chargers move, agrees with Silk 01/13/17
Ken in Sacramento 08/23/07
Ken in Sacramento 09/30/08
Ken in Sacramento agrees with Joe, weighs in on NFL discussion 09/25/17
Ken in Sacramento calls about the DeMarcus Cousins trade, followed by 2 run calls, Larry and Michael in Sacramento 02/21/17
Ken in Sacramento calls with a take about Ray McDonald 05/28/15
Ken in Sacramento calls with his thoughts on former Smackoffs 06/13/17
Ken in Sacramento calls with thoughts on Buffalo Bills fans and the sex toy 11/01/16
Ken in Sacramento claims that LeBron James is the best player ever 05/08/17
Ken in Sacramento is a Raiders fan that is scared of the Chiefs 10/03/17
Ken in Sacramento is not a fan of LaVar Ball 04/07/17
Ken in Sacramento on Shaq's bullying 02/27/17
Ken in Sacramento talks about the differences in eras of basketball 06/07/17
Ken in Sacramento with thoughts on Aqib Talking and Michael Crabtree 11/28/17
Ken in Sacramento with thoughts on Lamar Odom 10/15/15
Ken in Sacramento with thoughts on Muhammad Ali 06/06/16
Ken in Sacramento with thoughts on the Charles Oakley confrontation at the Knicks game 02/09/17
Kerwin in Riverside Huge Call 1998
Kerwin Riverside 2000
Kevin in Columbus 01/07/08
Kevin in Columbus 01/08/08
Kevin in Compton talks about getting drunk on Amtrak, goes to handicapped car to wrestle 08/07/15
Kevin in Indy is a SoCal native breaking down the difference between an LA 10 and everywhere else, mentions he was at the Clonestock Riot, Romey talked about old Tour Stops and Clonestocks 09/01/17
Kevin in Kansas City thinks there is more buildup for Romeageddon than the Smackoff 09/28/17
Kevin in Tampa-Tom Bradys butthole 01/07/08
Kevin in Twin Falls ID bids for a Golden Ticket to Smackoff XXI, gets run for "whipped cream on horse turd" blast 05/11/15
Kobe and Chair Blast 01/14/05
Kyle Brandt calls in drunk from Wrigley Stadium. Malted hops frenzy. 07/24/09
Kyle Brandt's dog attack story reaction and call from mailman James in Carbondale 03/03/15
Kyle Brandt's dog attack story reaction from Greg in Sun Valley, David in Portland, and Gary in Detroit 03/03/15
Kyle in Albuquerque tries to guess what KB did the last time he was in town, Rome asks him a question and he keeps rambling 11/19/15
Kyle in Green Bay calls on the 1 year anniversary of his first call, gets interviewed by Rome 11/15/17
Kyle in Green Bay calls to discuss the CloneStock 09/26/17
Kyle in Green Bay calls to pimp the Green Bay CloneStock 09/22/17
Kyle in Green Bay calls to redeem himself 12/01/16
Kyle in Green Bay can't get Jim's name out, gets run 11/15/16
Kyle in Green Bay is a Giants fan worried about Odell Beckham's ankle 08/22/17
Kyle in Green Bay wants to have a CloneStock at the Bengals/Packers game 09/11/17
Kyle in Green Bay with thoughts on Eli Manning's benching 11/29/17
Kyle in Salt Lake City calls to suggest Utah Jazz were paid to not defend Kobe Bryant in his final game and denies moon landing; response from Clones, including rebuttal by Orion in Waterford 04/19/16
Lafitte in Canada is a first time caller with a strong French Canadian accent, gives Vic in NoCal props, wins Golden Ticket 05/12/16
Lakeshore Dave - JP Losman/Juiced Up Pimples 10/05/05
Lance in Cleveland - Nic Sheridan with Jeff Garcia 11/18/04
Lance in Fairbanks Alaska 11/30/07
Lance in La Costa 04/05/96
Lance in Louisville accepts Romes Sedaka Challenge, gets run for another song parody 09/24/13
Lance in Louisville calls with Sedak-Attack (Neil Sedaka parody), gets invited to Hackoff 05/13/13
Lance in Louisville drops a Macarena bomb on Brad in Corona and wins Huge Call 09/06/13
Lance in Louisville fails Rome's Sedaka Challenge and gets run again 10/01/13
Lance in Louisville gets run for Connie Francis parody 08/08/13
Lance in Louisville protests the demise of the Hackoff, gets run for suggesting a Karaoke Guy Invitational as its replacement 06/18/13
Lance in Louisville RSVP's to the Hackoff 05/29/13
Lance in Louisville tries to smack Vic in NoCal with another Sedak-Attack (Neil Sedaka parody) and gets run with Whisper Buzzer 07/25/13
Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) flames out while singing Sedak-Attack about Trapper in Dana Point 04/18/16
Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) gets run and chewed out by Rome for saying he wants to fart in Parody Larry's face; Rome awards Lance and Rob a Huge Call 11/05/15
Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) gets run for Shania Twain parody about Kaleb in Green Bay the Walrus 08/31/16
Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) helps Kyle Brandt answer two Ask The Pros questions; gets Shame Bell for saying he wants to fart in Aaronthal's face; Kyle is terrified of spending 12 hours with Lance. 06/24/16
Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) sings a 12 Days of Christmas parody and gets run, with Clones' reaction 11/30/16
Lance in Topeka (formerly Louisville) calls with Robin Hood parody about Mark in Hollywood 03/19/14
Lance in Topeka attempts an Italian style Sedak-Attack (Neil Sedaka parody) on Kaleb in Green Bay the Walrus (iambthewalrus) but gets run 10/03/14
Lance in Topeka bids for a Golden Ticket with a Petula Clark reset as the Smackoff theme song 06/12/14
Lance in Topeka fires a Frank Mills missile at Jason in Little Rock 07/16/14
Lance in Topeka gets run before he can start a Platters parody about Leff in Laguna Beach 11/05/14
Lance in Topeka returns to Fresh Coast Kliq, sings banned Four Tops reset about Parody Larry 11/22/15
Lance in Topeka sings Soul Man parody, Rome tries to get him to switch to Locomotion, ends up getting run 06/03/16
Landon Donovan calls with a very enthusiastic take on soccer, gets a red card 05/26/17
Larry Brown in Philly calls to confirm that he did have his crank in Toby's face, shame bell 08/06/15
Larry in Detroit-Rome on video solitaire 01/26/06
Larry in Indiana, RadioShack employee, with indignant call accusing Rome of doctoring Nick Saban audio to fool audience; provokes e-mail and Twitter reaction and calls from Steve in San Jose and John in Waterford; Larry gets Huge Call 07/16/15
Larry in Knoxville 03/16/05
Larry in Knoxville 02/25/05
Larry in Knoxville 04/15/05
Larry in Knoxville 04/25/05
Larry in Santa Maria calls and gets run for talking about Sarah T's corroded panties 06/29/16
Larry in Santa Maria cracks on Chael Sonnen and Grandpa Vic in NoCal, cracks Rome up. Thank you and I'll take my ticket. 06/03/16
Larry in Santa Maria gives Rome a new Jackass Manual Buzzer; Rome uses it to run Parody Larry as he starts a Gilligan's Island parody 03/06/15
Larry in Santa Maria recaps the McGregor Mayweather fight, wins a Masterbuilt smoker 08/28/17
Larry in the OC calls to talk about the podcast 12/12/17
Larry the False Wanker 04/05/96
Last segment - Singing calls from Dustin in Portland, Pauly in Indy, Alan in Raleigh, Johnny in Portland, Irie, Brad in Corona; Tweets from Drew in West LA, USC Holmey, Stucknut, Sarah T 06/04/15
Lavelle in Oakland - Accused Rome of racism over Mike Vick 07/18/07
LB in sacramento 12/07/07
Lear in Annapolis 02/08/08
Leb in Grayling calls about the Packers Cowboys game, gets run for using a fake voice 01/13/17
Leb in Grayling struggles through a script about the Spurs 05/06/16
Lee in Los Angeles-Joe McDonalds bitch 07/18/07
Leer in Annapolis 06/05/07
Leer in Annapolis 08/23/07
Leer in Annapolis 03/14/08
Leer in Annapolis 04/14/08
Leff in Laguna Beach (aka the Laguna Beach Bully) cracks on Alvin Delloro and earns a spot in the Week That Was 09/12/14
Leff in Laguna Beach (the Laguna Beach Bully) goes too long and gets run 09/23/14
Leff in Laguna Beach - Took a run at Smackoff callers, Glossed the Laguna Beach Bully 08/27/14
Leff in Laguna Beach calls and gets run for Train-Bombing Rome 01/29/16
Leff in Laguna Beach calls drunk from the Oakland airport, talks about what kind of travel mate Lyle is 02/27/15
Leff in Laguna Beach calls with smack on Kaleb in Green Bay and Mike in Indy, gets a shot off before getting run 04/01/15
Leff in Laguna Beach cracks on Irie Craig and Vic in NoCal and wins Huge Call 03/11/15
Leff in Laguna Beach earns a Golden Ticket to the Smackoff 06/19/14
Leff in Laguna Beach gets run for saying that Vic should of checked his prom date for an adams apple 04/07/16
Leff in Laguna Beach impersonates President Barack Obama (Barry in DC) making his NCAA Tournament picks 03/18/15
Leff in Laguna Beach RSVP's to the Smackoff, takes a run at Chael Sonnen 06/28/17
Leff in Laguna Beach takes a run at Klay Thompson's nose 05/01/15
Leff in Laguna Beach takes a run at Lavar Ball's yellow teeth 05/05/17
Leff in Laguna calls as Barry in DC to talk about his bracket, Donald Trump interrupts 03/15/16
Leff in Laguna calls Kyle Brandt as Donald Trump 02/12/16
Leff in Laguna calls to discuss Bruce Arians hat and Kaleb in Green Bay 12/11/15
Leff in Laguna calls to smack Kaleb in Green Bay, wins Huge Call 02/25/16
Leff in Laguna compares Kobe's last game to Smackoff callers, wins Guns-N-Roses tickets 04/14/16
Leff in Laguna crushes Brian Cushing 09/11/15
Leff in Laguna gets in on the Raider talk 12/08/16
Leff in Laguna gets interviewed by Rome about the planning of his Smackoff call 07/01/15
Leff in Laguna goes after Kaleb, Vic, Mark in Hollywood, Mike in Indy, Brad, then gets run 10/16/15
Leff in Laguna smacks Tampa 09/18/15
Leff in Laguna tries to out-bore the Vic and Mark calls 08/07/15
Leff in Laguna with a take on Little League moms, goes after Kaleb and Mike 08/21/15
Leir in Annapolis 03/26/07
Leir in Annapolis 04/06/07
Lenny in Cincinnati defends the Royal Wedding 04/28/11
LeRoy in Albuquerque drops old school Rome references, mentions Dude and Fabio guest hosting the Jungle in 1996 11/19/15
Levi the Trashman gets run for self gloss 11/06/12
Lisa in Cleveland-greco roman wrestling 02/10/09
Lisa in Green Bay returns to predict a Wisconsin victory over Duke, gets broken off for not bringing heavy smack as she did in previous call 04/06/15
Lisa in Green Bay thinks Wisconsin can beat Kentucky, wins Huge Call for cracking on Michigan State coach Tom Izzo 03/31/15
Lisa in Indy checks in for first time in years, chit chats with Rome, tells him about how her friend Gina can be the next great Lady Clone 09/01/17
Lisa in Tucson finally checks in for 420 04/21/17
Lisa in Tucson has a take about the tournament and her Arizona Wildcats, Rome resets her 420 call, she calls back to talk about it 03/15/17
Lisa in Tucson talks about how she is highly functional while baked 03/31/17
Lisa in Tucson wants to smoke but has to visit her parents, provides new laugh soundbyte 04/20/16
Liz in Falls City calls out another fat ass, Jerry Jones 12/01/17
Liz in Falls City cracks back at Dan in Denver 12/12/17
Liz in Falls City doesn’t understand how people still hate the Cowboys 11/20/17
Liz in Falls City thinks the Astros deserve the championship more than the Dodgers 10/23/17
Liz in Falls City thinks the Astros will win game 7 11/01/17
Liz in Falls City wins huge call with Blake Shelton fat smack 11/15/17
Liz in San Antonio - GD blast 03/14/11
Logan in Vancouver told the screener he had the first good take the show has ever heard, doesn't like callers that read takes 05/17/17
Lon in San Vuis LaPisto tries to finish the Jay Stew song 05/20/05
Lorne in NoCal - 9 days sober, might have to turn off the radio because of the Busch beer talk 07/18/17
Lou in Las Vegas respects Colin Kaepernick and Michael Bennett 08/15/17
Lou in Sacramento calls about the US Men's soccer blemish 10/11/17
Lou in Sacramento calls with a story about Demarcus Cousins smoking all of his friends weed at a party, self-absorbed mother scratcher 03/31/17
Lou in Sacramento got run for calling Clayton Kershaw Catherine 11/09/17
Lou in Sacramento recaps the Boogie Cousins dope smoking story because he's coming back to town 10/26/17
Lou in Sacramento, the British caller, responds to Gino smacking San Francisco. Says San Antonio 'The so called River Walk, urine filled stream that goes through the city' 05/16/17
Louis in LA calls Clark James with thoughts on Pete Rose and the Olympics 08/11/16
Lucas in Cleveland - Cantaloupe Frenzy 06/01/09
Luke in Fort Collins calls about the Broncos Bills game, gets run for going too long 09/21/17
Luke in Fort Collins calls about the tourney, SDSU, Duke, and the Denver Broncos 03/15/17
Luke in Fort Collins calls Dan in Denver a poor mans Mike in Indy 04/21/17
Luke in Fort Collins calls to smack Rick in Buffalo, gets on Smackoff watch list 01/10/17
Luke in Fort Collins gets one last chance to win a Golden Ticket, fails 07/06/17
Luke in Fort Collins has a suggestion for Goodell if the Patriots win, has advice for Doctor Dave 01/19/17
Luke in Fort Collins is picking the Rockets over Thunder, takes run at Tyler in Edmonton and Marcus in Seattle 04/14/17
Luke in Fort Collins responds to Rick in Buffalo 01/31/17
Luke in Fort Collins takes a run at Zach in SLC 06/16/17
Luke in Fort Collins takes on Marcus in Seattle and Cal in Vegas 03/07/17
Luke in Fort Collins talks about the Rockies, tries to win Golden Ticket, comes up short 05/25/17
Luke in Fort Collins thinks the Smackoff will be boring because of the bad Golden Ticket callers 06/19/17
Luke in Fort Collins trusts John Elways process 11/14/17
Luke in Fort Collins wanted to give the Rat and Giraffe family some love 05/26/17
Luke in Fort Collins with takes on Darrelle Revis, Magic Johnson, and John in Little Rock 02/22/17
Luke in Virginia fast-talks through a Conor McGregor take 08/18/17
Manny Johnziel in Hollywood calls to clear up a few things 04/15/16
Marcus in Seattle butchered his Draymond Green war, gets run 04/03/17
Marcus in Seattle calls about the Chargers move to LA. Gets racked. 01/12/17
Marcus in Seattle doesn't like the new smack talkers, gets on Smackoff watchlist 03/03/17
Marcus in Seattle is fed up with the Clippers 04/25/17
Marcus in Seattle is pissed about the Clippers trading Chris Paul 06/28/17
Marcus in Seattle lost his voice, questioned an earlier call that Rome racked, got run 06/05/17
Marcus in Seattle tries to respond to Luke in Fort Collins, gets run 04/14/17
Marcus in Seattle with another lackluster call, tries to take a run at Luke in Fort Collins 04/05/17
Mark in Barstow got run twice in 1 show, Hour 2 for restating his name and city, Hour 3 for melting down and ejecting 07/19/16
Mark in Boston - Huge Call of the Day 07/02/11
Mark in Boston - Huge Call of the Day 06/23/11
Mark in Boston - post Michigan/Michigan State call 10/19/15
Mark in Boston call 05/04/11
Mark in Boston calls about Aaronthal, wins his 2nd Golden Ticket 05/27/15
Mark in Boston calls about Mike in Indy claiming to be best caller ever, sparks debate 07/22/15
Mark in Boston calls about Notre Dame, SI Photo Shoot, Matt Stafford, and Aaron Rodgers 08/31/17
Mark in Boston calls about the Smackoff, Leff, and sings Bryan Adams for Canada Day 07/01/15
Mark in Boston calls from hospital tipsy, announces the birth of his daughter, takes a run at Mike in Indy 07/24/15
Mark in Boston calls to discuss Tom Brady, also talks about a procedure he had done so he can wrestle with no pads 09/03/15
Mark in Boston calls with a straight take on Michigan basketball 03/20/17
Mark in Boston calls with a take on Calvin Johnson's retirement 03/08/16
Mark in Boston calls with a take on Kobe, tries to win Guns-N-Roses tickets for his dad 04/13/16
Mark in Boston calls with thoughts on Flip of Flop, Creed-bombs and still gets racked 02/23/16
Mark in Boston cracks back on Romes horse 07/28/11
Mark in Boston cracks KB, then gets run 04/15/11
Mark in Boston destroys Michigan State 10/16/15
Mark in Boston disses Ohio State 07/27/11
Mark in Boston goes after Jim Nantz and his picture of burnt toast 04/14/16
Mark in Boston lets Jeff in Middletown know that he is recycling takes from 7 years ago 04/27/17
Mark in Boston on NFL bounty and snitches 03/06/12
Mark in Boston responds to Alex in Cleveland 05/17/17
Mark in Boston responds to Cal in Vegas, tells him to fight himself in a Target parking lot, gets run 07/07/17
Mark in Boston responds to Israel. Gets run for Shake Weight blast 08/30/11
Mark in Boston responds to Rick in Buffalo about the Jim Harbaugh smack, gets run for saying Jack Del Rio means 'going Private Winslow next to a river' 12/20/16
Mark in Boston returns after winning the Golden Ticket and gets racked with good call 06/09/15
Mark in Boston RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/13/17
Mark in Boston RSVP's to the Smackoff and describes 'Indy Man' 06/16/16
Mark in Boston smacks Cal in Vegas, bummed about Flip or Flop 05/31/17
Mark in Boston takes a run at Israel in LA 12/09/11
Mark in Boston tries to win Guns-N-Roses tickets so he could give them away on Twitter 04/08/16
Mark in Boston wins the 2011 Golden Ticket 03/22/11
Mark in C-Town 12/01/04
Mark in C-Town rips Skip Bayless
Mark in Chicago calls about the Grump and Mark in Hollywood, gets run for fart smack 12/18/15
Mark in Chicago calls to respond to a video Grump posted about him on Youtube 12/03/15
Mark in Chicago gets run for John Elway rodeo reference, giddy-up horsey 01/27/16
Mark in Chicago's first call, takes a run at the Grump 11/13/15
Mark in Hollywood - first call since the Smackoff 06/11/12
Mark in Hollywood announces a Video Hackoff as a gift to Rome at markinhollywood.com 06/24/14
Mark in Hollywood announces Smackoff party 05/22/14
Mark in Hollywood breaks down Man of Steel to troll Vic in NoCal's call about Point Break 08/07/15
Mark in Hollywood call about Penn State 07/12/12
Mark in Hollywood call, Lakers are Phil Jacksons booty call, goes after Fake in Peoria 11/15/12
Mark in Hollywood calls about Kobe's last game, then smacks Brad, Mike, and Vic 04/13/16
Mark in Hollywood calls about New Years, takes a run at Brad in Corona 01/04/16
Mark in Hollywood calls as Tommy in Foxborough, gets run 09/11/15
Mark in Hollywood calls in opening segment, gets put on hold, finishes call later 09/21/12
Mark in Hollywood calls to talk about Penn State, responds to Roland in Pittsburgh's email 12/02/16
Mark in Hollywood calls to try to win the BLEEPING gift card 12/22/14
Mark in Hollywood calls with a treat for KB, Toby in Houston spoof 10/31/14
Mark in Hollywood calls with thoughts on Magic Johnson, Rick Pitino, Jameis Winston, and the Dan in Denver vs. Rick in Buffalo feud 02/24/17
Mark in Hollywood Creed-bombs Rome on radio row 02/01/16
Mark in Hollywood discusses the atmosphere at Big Wang's and his mindset during the Smackoff, with reaction from Clones 07/01/14
Mark in Hollywood gets run for too much innuendo 03/04/16
Mark in Hollywood has a take on Coach Sarkisian, Chris Carter, and Curt Schilling, goes after Mike in Indy and Vic, tells us why he's known as chocolate thunder 08/28/15
Mark in Hollywood has beef with NFL owners 10/27/17
Mark in Hollywood has takes on Aaron Hernandez and Mike in Indy 04/21/17
Mark in Hollywood invites the crew to his birthday party, lays down a rap Smack God 11/15/13
Mark in Hollywood on Hulk Hogan, Ashley Madison, and Mike in Indy 07/24/15
Mark in Hollywood reads an open letter to Kellen Winslow and wins Huge Call 01/17/14
Mark in Hollywood responds to Chad in LA 10/21/16
Mark in Hollywood RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/23/17
Mark in Hollywood somehow sneaks a call into a Rome rant about Darren Sharper, then gets run abruptly 08/19/16
Mark in Hollywood takes a run at Mark in Chicago 12/04/15
Mark in Hollywood wins the Golden Ticket 05/16/12
Mark in Hollywood with a take on Derek Fisher and Matt Barnes, calls out Vic for being predictable 10/09/15
Mark in Hollywood with takes on Penn State, Leff in Laguna Beach, gets run for long call 09/19/14
Mark in Hollywood's take on Chip Kelly's off-season moves 03/13/15
Mark in LA calls with a story about how he told Tommy Lasorda to get Kirk Gibson from Detroit 07/27/15
Mark in Las Vegas-bad call 02/06/09
Mark in North Carolina is 58 years old, told SIRI to set a reminder to listen to Romeageddon 09/28/17
Mark Kriegel interview - Calls and email reaction 09/19/12
Martin in Sunset Beach calls his shot on Twitter, talks about Stevie Carbone, gets run by sharks 06/27/16
Marty call and reaction 06/10/08
Marty gets some love 03/26/07
Marty in Dallas gets BANNED FOR LIFE from show for racist call - Ichiro Suzuki "Engrish"
Marty in NoCal and reaction 11/21/06
Marty in NoCal calls about John Scott, email reaction 02/18/16
Marty in NoCal cracks Larry Mandt 01/12/07
Marty in NoCal loves the Raiders more than he loves Jim Rome 03/28/17
Marty in NorCal will follow the Raiders wherever they go, resets Quentin Groves segment on JRIB 03/09/17
Marty in Phoenix reminds the Dodgers that they haven't won anything in a long time 10/10/17
Marvin in Tulsa Oklahoma - Pacman Jones, we know what he went to eat BZZZ 08/10/07
Matt in California Huge Call 04/20/17
Matt in Clearwater 09/13/07
Matt in Cleveland - Hackoff - Global Warming 04/01/11
Matt in CTown AKA Tarzan RSVPs 2011 Hackoff 03/21/11
Matt in Denver 07/20/05
Matt in Denver 2002
Matt in Denver welcomes Boston to the Jungle 07/25/05
Matt in Denver-Huge Call 02/10/06
Matt in Detroit hates Mike in Orlando
Matt in LA - The Dodgers are back after snapping their 11 game losing streak 09/13/17
Matt in LA calls about Arian Fosters retirement, gets on Smackoff bubble 10/25/16
Matt in LA calls about Bag Harper, the Rams, and the Raiders 12/06/16
Matt in LA calls about Cody Bellinger and the Dodgers 07/10/17
Matt in LA calls about the Dodgers moving on to the NLCS 10/10/17
Matt in LA calls about the Raiders 11/22/16
Matt in LA calls about the Raiders win at San Diego 12/19/16
Matt in LA calls about Tony Romo, the Padres mediocre lineup, and Roger Goodell 04/04/17
Matt in LA calls with a bunch of old resets 07/21/16
Matt in LA calls with Smackoff predictions 07/27/17
Matt in LA calls with thoughts on Josh Brown and the Dodgers vs Cubs 10/21/16
Matt in LA calls with thoughts on the Cubs and Durant vs Westbrook 11/04/16
Matt in LA calls with thoughts on the Raiders and SF Giants 03/10/17
Matt in LA claims that the Grump caller was a fake 10/12/17
Matt in LA gets run for answering Romes question about what a baseball player can get from J-Lo, a full palm of rumpelstiltskin bootycheek 08/17/17
Matt in LA gets run for Big Bopper voice imitation 02/12/15
Matt in LA has a problem with adults that wear Uggs, glossed LiAngelo Ball Jello Testicle 11/16/17
Matt in LA has takes on the NHL Playoffs and Zach in SLC 05/10/17
Matt in LA honking the Dodgers 10/24/17
Matt in LA is not happy with the Raiders 12/12/17
Matt in LA is not worried, Dodgers can get it done at home 10/30/17
Matt in LA predicts that Darvish is going to shut down the Astros 11/01/17
Matt in LA recaps game 2 of the World Series 10/26/17
Matt in LA responds immediately to Zach, Rome says it's not the best clone-on-clone crime 05/25/17
Matt in LA responds to Dan in Denver 12/20/16
Matt in LA responds to San Diego caller about the Padres beating the Dodgers 09/06/17
Matt in LA returns with a normal call, resets old school Jungle moments 02/19/15
Matt in LA says Ballsy needs to blow up the Clippers, gets run for referencing Romes sister hanging their cat 04/24/17
Matt in LA talking Dodgers and Raiders 10/20/17
Matt in LA talks about the Raiders and responds to Cal in Vegas 02/08/17
Matt in LA talks Brewers, calling his shot - Dodgers Indians in the World Series 08/31/17
Matt in LA talks the Nate Boyer interview on the podcast 11/10/17
Matt in LA with a take on Rams, Dickerson, and the Raiders 12/01/16
Matt in LA with a take on the Ball family 12/05/17
Matt in LA with thoughts on the NBA lottery, gets chased off by sharks 05/18/17
Matt in Los Angeles doesn't realize he's on the air, he's having a conversation about plumbing 01/05/16
Matt in Omaha 09/13/07
Matt in Omaha eviscerating fools while drunk, Wizard of the Windmill 05/10/17
Matt in Pasadena - BYU Code vs Slutty Girls and Chron 03/02/11
Matt in Salt Lake City hyperventilates and gets run 04/27/17
Matt in San Diego has a bad call, Rome gets onto Hawk for letting him through 04/03/17
Matt in Van takes a run at Cal in Vegas and Dan in Denver 06/02/17
Matt in Vancouver cracks on Edmonton and its dirt people 10/13/16
Matt in Vancouver cracks on Edmonton, they wear construction uniforms to clubs 04/13/17
Matt in Vancouver follows Dan's call to smack on Cal in Vegas 03/02/17
Matt in Vancouver gets run for being belligerent towards Rick in Buffalo 04/28/17
Matt in Vancouver smacks on America, gets on the Smackoff watch list 06/03/16
Matt in Vancouver takes a run at Dan in Denver, wins Golden Ticket 06/23/17
Matt in Vancouver tries to get on the Smackoff radar but fails 11/22/16
Matt in Vancouver with another America smack call, needs 1 more good call to get into Smackoff 06/10/16
May the Fourth Be With You emails plus a call from Chewbacca on Alderaan 05/04/17
Mechanical engineering student Lauren calls from her lab shmammered while working on a 3 wheel car, hopes her dad is listening 02/26/16
Megan in Cleveland 03/20/08
Megan in Sacramento 06/20/07
Megan in Sacramento calls with thoughts on Chris Webber trade 02/24/05
Mel in Boca Raton repeats his name 04/05/06
Mel in Gulfport wants a yellow ticket without picking on the Smackmasters 05/24/16
Merv in SF on Del Demps 04/27/11
Mexico North-Rome cannot hear the callers 03/07/06
Mezrin in Orange County Sucks 06/18/08
Michael in Spokane gets run for glossing himself Cloney Carter - Rome mentions Stucknut 10/20/11
Mike Forbest 04/14/05
Mike in Albequerque has his own show on KNML-AM 610 The Sports Animal 05/30/14
Mike in Albuquerque - Has A Rome Tattoo 03/11/05
Mike in Clearwater FL gets run for saying he wants to fart in Greg Hardy's face 11/16/15
Mike in Clearwater FL with conspiracy theory that Flatu-Lance in Topeka and Parody Larry are creations of Kyle and Alvin; Parody Larry calls to refute this claim 04/19/16
Mike in Clearwater said he is getting an Aries tattoo so he can Ram It 10/11/17
Mike in Cleveland calls about the Cavs, compares Draymond Green and Marshawn Lynch to Bert and Ernie, gets run for saying they snapped more packages than Liberace 06/15/16
Mike in Cleveland encourages dads to not look at c-section, bashes the Browns again 11/07/17
Mike in Cleveland is a long time Browns fan and is fed up, wants them to move to LA, he'd rather spend Sundays with his wife shopping at craft stores for wussies 12/07/15
Mike in Cleveland is now pleased with his local teams 10/20/16
Mike in Encino is a Division I high school football equipment manager and wants to talk deflategate, clones react 01/26/17
Mike in Huntsville 04/28/05
Mike in Indy 04/06/09
Mike in Indy 06/12/09
Mike in Indy 06/26/09
Mike in Indy 02/11/11
Mike in Indy (You Better Don't) 10/15/10
Mike in Indy - LaRussa was texting wiener pics to Brad in Corona 10/28/11
Mike in Indy - Najeh wants to potty all the time 03/14/16
Mike in Indy - PacMan Parody 01/21/09
Mike in Indy - Welcomes new affiliates, Manny Pacquiao smack, takes run at Chael 06/08/12
Mike in Indy also gets run for singing 06/17/13
Mike in Indy calls about J-Stew, gets run, Rome goes soft 03/12/13
Mike in Indy calls during the first segment, gets racked and run for an Aaron Neville bomb 02/05/16
Mike in Indy calls last minute about Savageland, University of Michigan athletics in debt, runs out of time 03/21/17
Mike in Indy calls last minute to respond to Mark in Hollywood 04/21/17
Mike in Indy calls on NationalDogDay to inform the clones that he's still the big dog 08/26/15
Mike in Indy calls the show and advises Rome to allow Rob and Lance to defend themselves 11/05/15
Mike in Indy calls to crack back on Jeff in Middletown, gets run for crude sexual innuendo; with Twitter and e-mail reaction 04/26/17
Mike in Indy calls to smack Brad in Corona, wins Guns-N-Roses tickets 04/13/16
Mike in Indy calls to take a run at Brad, excellent womens soccer take 06/24/15
Mike in Indy calls with thoughts on the Ratt Partnership Agreement 12/01/16
Mike in Indy challenges Vic to put his tickets on the line 04/08/16
Mike in Indy gets a phone call from the XR4Ti, talks about Smackoff and new t-shirts 07/27/17
Mike in Indy gets run for R Kelly golden ticket smack 04/14/17
Mike in Indy gets run for saying Mike Tirico should feel a cheerleaders belly-button from the inside 03/26/15
Mike in Indy gets run for singing Spur of the Moment 06/18/13
Mike in Indy lays out the West Coast Mafia and their leader Mark in Hollywood 09/28/12
Mike in Indy on James Franklin, Texas football, gets out before delayed buzzer 09/11/15
Mike in Indy recaps the entire Smackoff, including his rankings 07/31/17
Mike in Indy responds to Leff and Smooth Joe, gets run 02/27/15
Mike in Indy responds to Leff in Laguna Beach, Rome conducts a poll from callers about better call 08/27/14
Mike in Indy responds to Mark and Brad about Smackoff Announcement 05/22/14
Mike in Indy responds to Mark in Boston about best caller ever 07/22/15
Mike in Indy responds to Mark in Boston, also says Rex Ryan's next job will be a foot job 06/16/16
Mike in Indy responds to Mark in Hollywood's long call 09/22/14
Mike in Indy responds to Smooth Joe, takes a run at Brad in Corona 07/23/15
Mike in Indy responds to Walrus and Mark in Hollywood, has a take on BackInFriday 07/24/15
Mike in Indy RSVP's for the Smackoff 05/14/12
Mike in Indy RSVP's to the Smackoff, lays out his resume 07/07/17
Mike in Indy RSVPs 2011 Smackoff 03/21/11
Mike in Indy talks the Olympics and Jason Avant but gets run 02/27/14
Mike in Indy thinks the NFL should scout for elaborate dap and dances, sings a parody for Scott Weiland 12/07/15
Mike in Indy tries to take down Vic but has a poor phone connection 04/07/16
Mike in Indy with a disgruntled call demanding an apology from Rome for not awarding him and Chael Sonnen the Smackoff XXI championship 06/30/15
Mike in Indy with last minute effort to rip the gift card, gets run for Mangino corny bowel movement blast 12/22/14
Mike in Indy's last minute call about Jim McElwain, gets run 05/12/17
Mike in Kansas City gets BANNED FOR LIFE from show for racist call - "more black people than a Tarzan flick" 08/19/04
Mike in Little Rock (the Nooch) calls to talk Marshawn Lynch, New Orleans Saints, NHL playoffs, crack on Mark in Hollywood, gets broken off at the end of Hour 2 04/26/17
Mike in Little Rock called while baked, talks McGregor and takes a run at Josh in Detroit 08/25/17
Mike in Little Rock is repping Raider Nation, smacks on Josh in Detroit 04/14/17
Mike in Little Rock the Nooch discusses Tyler and Dan's bromance 06/16/17
Mike in Little Rock tries to track down the brownies, takes run at Matt in Van 04/20/17
Mike in Little Rock wonders what happened to smack. War me. 02/14/17
Mike in Orlando 03/15/05
Mike in Orlando 01/04/05
Mike in Orlando 01/20/05
Mike in Orlando 02/16/05
Mike in Orlando 04/02/05
Mike in Orlando 04/19/05
Mike in Orlando - Rome's Lesson Of The Day 02/24/05
Mike in Orlando on Starr Jones 03/25/05
Mike in San Antonio owns a lawn service, will listen to get mind off heat 07/27/17
Mike in San Diego - Huge call of the day - March 06, 2006 03/06/06
Mike in San Diego - ShamWow flame out
Mike in San Diego - The call that put Mike on the map, Romey, Giants win the pennant 11/03/10
Mike in San Diego Acceptance Speech (CCA - Best New Caller) 12/23/10
Mike in San Diego gets run and racked at the same time 10/14/11
Mike in San Diego Huge Call and Smackoff Invite 11/05/10
Mike in San Diego HUGE CALL OF THE DAY 11/03/11
Mike in San Diego on the Squirreled Series 11/03/11
Mike in San Diego Reviews Moneyball 02/29/12
Mike in State College
Mike in the Bay Area thinks his newborn baby is Dodgers karma 10/18/17
Mike in the Nati-Asian Snake Kisser Blast 01/13/06
Mike in Toledo calls and gets run for bum smack at the very end 04/04/16
Mike in Toledo calls and gets run, clones think he's disguising his voice 12/07/15
Mike in Toledo calls as Jerry in Sandusky Ohio, references Harambe 08/09/16
Mike in Visalia - Gets nervous and calls Jim 'Mike' 10/24/11
Mike in Wichita 03/07/07
Mike in Wichita 07/16/07
Mike in Wichita 08/10/07
Mike in Wichita 10/02/07
Mike in Wichita 10/16/07
Mike in Wichita 10/23/07
Mike in Wichita 12/19/07
Mike in Wichita 02/07/08
Mike in Wichita 04/07/08
Mike in Wichita 05/13/08
Mike in Wichita 09/14/07
Mike in Wichita 06/10/08
Mike in Wichita 08/05/08
Mike in Wichita 08/13/08
Mike in Wichita 01/14/09
Mike in Wichita 05/04/09
Mike in Wichita calls about the Jovan Belcher tragedy 12/03/12
Mike in Wichita cracks Corey in Ann Arbor 07/23/08
Mike in Wichita does not answer Jim right away, but then gets run for crude sexual reference 07/01/14
Mike in Wichita err Willie in KC 01/02/07
Mike in Wichita gets into the Smackoff; wars the reinstatement of Willie in KC 04/16/08
Mike in Wichita gets run 03/07/08
Mike in Wichita gets run for 3rd leg reference 11/22/16
Mike in Wichita gets run for saying 'must of been hitting the trees harder than Natasha Richardson' 03/31/09
Mike in Wichita Pretends to be Someone Else 06/18/09
Mike in Wichita RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/13/13
Mike in Wichita RSVPs to the Smackoff; Rome's promo for Smackoff 2014 06/16/14
Mike in Wichita weighs in on the Ray Rice situation and domestic violence in the NFL 09/11/14
Mike in Wichita wins huge call, invite to Smackoff 05/01/12
Mike in Wisconsin brings up Jim Everett 05/13/05
Milk errr Steve in Detroit 06/11/09
Minnesota college kids want to hear Mr Automatic 01/17/06
Mitch in Maine calls to talk about Tom Brady, most likely intoxicated, won't answer Rome's questions 08/16/17
Mitch in NC tries to make logic of Danines call, thinking she only knows Aaron and Clay from the commercials 12/13/17
Mitch in Wichita chokes and flames 03/09/12
More Vin Scully reaction and a call from Irie Craig 09/30/16
Nancy in Fort Lupton was upset that her AM alternative rock station picked up the Jungle because she hated talk radio and her car didn't have FM radio 1994
Nate from Omaha-USC Crackback 09/12/07
Nate in Augusta ME Gets Run 11/01/05
Nate in Edmonton-portable buzzer 07/14/09
Nate in San Antonio Busts His Cherry 05/19/09
Neil in Cleveland calls to talk about the NBA Finals, gets run for reading 05/30/17
Neil in Cleveland smacks the entire Smackoff field 07/31/17
Neil in Cleveland vows to make the Jungle great again 01/20/17
New call screener Wyatt gets trolled by a Lisa in Indy imposter, calls with a Larry Brown reset 12/04/14
Nezrin in OC calls about Titans fans booing Vince Young for throwing an interception; email reaction 09/09/08
Nick from LA
Nick in Austin mess up 04/25/06
Nick in C-Town Gets Run 04/20/05
Nick in C-Town Gets Run Again 05/10/05
Nick in Houston AKA Iceman gets run 08/26/09
Nick in Iowa is on his way to Minneapolis to watch AP and the Saints 09/11/17
Nick in Iowa talks about his plans for the Mayweather McGregor fight 08/25/17
Nick in Newport Beach cracks on Rex Ryan with a Bad Santa blast and gets run 02/13/15
Nick in San Francisco calls about the Raiders possible move to Las Vegas, run for dropping F bomb 01/19/17
Nick in San Luis Obispo with a topical call about Albert Haynesworth and Lisa in Tucson 06/06/17
Nick in the OC 05/23/05
Nicki in H-Town has a message for Josh in Detroit and the rest of the ninnies 06/13/17
Nicole in Buffalo is thinks Nathan Peterman will turn the Bills around 11/15/17
Niems on Fathers Day (Pitching Micheal's Dad)
Nikki in Sun City says Jim Rome is Man Candy, gets lifetime exemption to Smackoff 06/06/07
Nooch in Alexander AR admits his name is self gloss, gets run anyways 07/09/15
Norman in Norman picks Vic in NoCal to win Smackoff 06/26/14
Norman in Norman RSVP's for the 2012 Hackoff. Wars Stucknut. 05/07/12
Norman in Norman tried to get Golden Ticket, gets run for saying Full Retard 06/23/15
Norman in Norman's 2010 Hackoff Call 04/16/10
Old School-Bobby in Brooklyn 10/27/06
Old School-Cablinasian 10/27/06
Old School-Don in No Cal 10/27/06
Old School-Jim in Fall River 10/27/06
Old School-Kerwin 10/27/06
Old School-reaction 10/27/06
Old school-reaction final segment 10/27/06
Old-school caller Rich in Copyright Hills returns to the Jungle 10/28/14
Oliver in St Louis 03/22/05
Oliver in St Louis 03/29/05
Oliver in St Louis 04/06/05
Oliver in St Louis 04/27/05
Oliver in St Louis 05/17/05
Omar in Detroit 09/04/08
Opie in Detroit - Im going to hang up and drop a deuce 01/05/06
Oren in Denver 04/14/06
Oren in Denver 05/18/06
Oren in Denver 07/11/06
Oren in Denver 02/23/07
Oren in Denver 06/21/07
Oren in Denver 07/24/07
Oren in Denver 10/02/07
Oren in Denver 12/10/07
Oren in Denver 04/17/08
Oren in Denver - Huge Call 01/02/07
Oren in Denver cracks Jeff in Vancouver 02/27/07
Oren in Denver gets run-Joey in New Bedford blast 02/21/06
Oren in Denver-Huge Call 01/26/06
Oren in Denver-Jeff in Richmond blast 02/24/06
Orion in Waterford - LaVar Ball should be on the show because of freedom of speech 03/24/17
Orion in Waterford calls with thoughts on Giants and Cubs series, gets run 10/06/16
Orion in Waterford calls with thoughts on Shaq and Javale McGee's twitter beef 02/27/17
Orion in Waterford calls with thoughts on Trapper 06/30/16
Orion in Waterford gets racked with a take on Conor McGregor 03/02/16
Orion in Waterford has a take on John Scott and the NHL, wins huge call 02/18/16
Orion in Waterford informs the clones that he is a stay at home dad 09/16/16
Orion in Waterford is frustrated with the 49ers 03/10/15
Orion in Waterford rambles about 49ers, gets run by sharks 11/03/15
Orion in Waterford says Bellator is garbage, gave Chael Sonnens fight a chance, doesn't change his mind 01/23/17
Orion in Waterford takes a run at Golden Ticket holders 10/20/17
Orion in Waterford tried to become 3rd straight caller racked, fails 10/24/16
Orion in Waterford's favorite sport is when Rome trolls the clones 07/21/16
Oscar the Grouch in Detroit - The Grump parody 07/15/15
Otis and Tobin 04/12/05
Otis in Austin 01/06/06
Otis in Austin 04/27/07
Otis in Austin 02/07/08
Otis in Austin 06/23/08
Parody Friday - Parody Larry in San Francisco, Lance in Topeka, John in Little Rock; with e-mail and Twitter reaction; Lance wins Huge Call 01/23/15
Parody Friday II - Lance in Topeka, Parody Larry in the Bay Area, John in Little Rock; with e-mail and Twitter reaction; John wins Huge Call 04/24/15
Parody Larry calls for 2nd straight day, asked Alvie to queue his music, gets run in 3.9 seconds (new record) 09/01/17
Parody Larry calls with a James Dolan song, Rome sets Over/Under at 9 seconds, Larry lasts for 12 02/16/17
Parody Larry calls with a Jungle Bells song 02/20/16
Parody Larry calls with thoughts on Warriors, Rome wants a parody, Larry goes with one from the late, great Steve Miller, but Millers not dead and he sang a Stealers Wheel song 07/06/16
Parody Larry does a parody of Hope Solo's nephew, Alvie plays them side-by-side 10/05/17
Parody Larry does an All in the Family theme song about the 49ers, Joes were the days 09/17/15
Parody Larry does great impersonations of Aaron Rodgers and Tiger Woods 11/07/17
Parody Larry gets a red card for being Parody Larry 05/26/17
Parody Larry gets in with a 'Hit the Road Dak' parody 01/19/17
Parody Larry gets run for a Beatles Drive My Car parody 12/08/16
Parody Larry gets run for a Stray Cat Strut parody for Adam Hawk 12/12/17
Parody Larry gets run for having a hot take on LeBron James 04/18/17
Parody Larry gets run for his What's New Pussycat song 09/22/17
Parody Larry gets run for not going directly to his song 05/16/17
Parody Larry gets run with an Addams Family parody for the Dodgers 10/31/17
Parody Larry in Oakland (not San Francisco) gets run for rambling and not going straight to his song, gets chewed out by Rome and clowned by the Clones 02/10/15
Parody Larry shows up to radio row, sings a parody from the CBS Sports Radio set 02/05/16
Parody Larry sings a belated eclipse song Here Comes the Sun, drops a Give Me Back My Sun!, gets run 08/24/17
Parody Larry sings a song for D-Bag LeBron, gets run for a scheduled interview 06/14/17
Parody Larry sings Journey, gets run 08/31/17
Parody Larry tries Romeageddon smack a day early, gets run 09/28/17
Parody Larry tries to rap as P. Larr, still gets run 10/02/15
Parody Larry with a candy song, gets run 11/04/16
Parody Larry with a diss song for Zach in SLC to the tune of Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead 07/25/17
Parody Larry with a Star Wars themed call, gets run while giving clones gifts 12/17/15
Parody Larry with another bad parody song, rambles for a while, then glosses Lance as FlatuLance, email reaction 11/04/15
Pat err Tad in Kalamazoo 05/24/05
Pat in New York - Compared Tiger Woods career to Jennifer Grey's, post nose job; Felix Bueller reference 04/14/14
Patrick in Chicago 10/02/08
Patrick in Chicago 05/11/09
Patty in Modesto - Roy Firestone Take 1999
Paul in Austin - Boring read ERR call 03/01/05
Paul in Cleveland calls about the upcoming Celtics/Cavs game and Cryrie Irving, gets run with Double LT Buzzer 10/17/17
Paul in Delaware gets run for telling Rome he made love to his wife in a port-a-potty 01/03/06
Paul in El Paso calls about UFC then flames out. 'Subject Manning' 11/14/11
Paul in NoCal calls about the Chargers 11/16/17
Paul in NoCal calls about the NY Giants, wants to add Hillary Clinton to the Rat Family 10/26/16
Paul in NoCal calls to talk about Jerry Jones, stumbles on Harvey Weinstein's name 10/10/17
Paul in Orange County loves the NFL, hates Thursday Night Football, mixes in references to other callers 11/10/17
Paul in Raleigh 05/03/05
Paul in Raleigh 11/03/05
Paul in South Carolina thinks the Steelers should bench Antonio Brown, I can't go for that, spawned Hall and Oates emails 01/17/17
Pauly in Indy calls Grant Napear with Olympic predictions, Grant gets flustered 08/05/16
Pauly in Indy calls with a bum, crank, and horseplay reference, gets run for singing 12/11/16
Pauly in Indy gets run for story about Stevie Wonder reading an eye chart, Blinded by the Light parody 06/19/15
Pauly in Indy rushes through a call about Bismack Biyombo 05/24/16
Pauly in Indy wins Guns-N-Roses tickets by playing 'Whats That Sound', Peyton Manning karaoke 04/06/16
Pauly in Indy with a story about child birth, followed by a Stevie Wonder inspired parody of She Blinded Me With Science 09/25/15
Peppermint Patty 02/24/05
Personal appearance smack allowed for 11/11/11 11/11/11
PETA caller 05/05/08
Pete in Buffalo calls with story about how Fred Jackson visited him in hospital after breaking neck, then another story about a dream of Rex Ryan offering him a menthol cigarette but only beotches smoke menthols 09/01/15
Pete in Detroit refers to his team as SOL, Same Old Lions, but the Giants game surprised him 09/19/17
Peter in Sacramento 04/05/96
Phil in Buffalo gets run and clowned 05/30/14
Phil in Panama City gets run for ignorant call comparing Jameis Winston to Ray Rice 02/23/15
Phil in Tampa calls to hype Brent 'Bones' Barry 02/15/17
Picachi in SoCal is an old school listener that wants to talk Dodgers 10/18/17
PJ in the Mile High takes a run at Nebraska 12/07/17
Poindexter in H-Town 02/28/08
Portland Woman 05/07/14
Preston in Nashville is a football fan in Nashville that loved the Predators/Ducks series better than the Titans Super Bowl game 05/23/17
Psychic Caller
Quinn in Valencia has a take on Mike Shanahan, Roseanne Barr, Merton Hanks, and Terence. Gets run. 09/28/17
Quinn in Valencia reminds San Diego that LA doesn't care about them 09/12/17
Quinn in Valencia was mad about the Astros karma 10/26/17
Quinn the Car Fixer 08/07/08
Rachel in Houston 01/27/05
Rachel in Houston 03/01/05
Rachel in Houston 03/28/05
Rachel in Houston 01/12/06
Rachel in Houston 09/22/05
Rachel in Houston 08/20/07
Rachel in Houston 01/05/06
Rachel in Houston 02/14/05
Rachel in Houston ("Dude" Emails Follow)
Rachel in Houston and emails 09/20/05
Rachel in Houston Gets Run 04/15/05
Rachel in Houston with emails and traci gold email 9-28
Rachel in Houston-Jay Stew Movie-JIm rome movies
Rah in the Bronx thinks the Yankees will beat the Indians, but still wants Girardi fired 10/11/17
Raider Mike 03/03/06
Raider Mike 04/05/96
Raider Mike called from Germany to talk about his team and the Smackoff 08/29/17
Raider Mike calls after the Raiders beat the Broncos 11/07/16
Raider Mike calls from Nashville to recap the Titans Raiders game 09/11/17
Raider Mike calls from Nashville with thoughts on the Raiders Titans game 09/26/16
Raider Mike calls with a fresh take about Derek Carr scouting, gets chased out by sharks 07/29/16
Raider Mike calls with thoughts on move to Vegas, Rome interrupts a few times 03/27/17
Raider Mike calls with thoughts on the old Sacramento Kings, Raiders vs Texans wildcard game, and mentioned after party with Stucknut 01/06/17
Raider Mike checks in after the loss to Kansas City 12/09/16
Raider Mike gets put on hold twice for interviews, but finally gets his call in about the Chargers 10/11/16
Raider Mike has a message for the Kansas City Chiefs 12/05/16
Raider Mike returns after many years to talk about.... the Raiders 05/12/16
Raider Mike talking about his team, then predicts Dodgers over Astros 10/24/17
Raider Mike with thoughts on the Raiders/Chargers game, wins huge call 12/19/16
Raider Mike's take on Marshawn Lynch signing with Oakland 04/27/17
Randall in LA calls Silk a piece of crap 10/24/05
Randall in Stockton - truck driver trying to make it into the Smackoff by rapping, Paul Revere parody about Brad in Corona 05/19/16
Randy in Orange County (Stucknut Reference) 12/07/10
Randy in Pleasanton calls about NFL safety, gets MyVi Wrecking Balled 11/18/13
Rat Cafe in San Francisco - Email from @TFPWillEat and call from @BennyInWisco 05/23/17
Ray in St Louis AKA the Reverend Love Toy run for self gloss
Ray in Tampa 10/07/08
Ray in the Bay Area has a cool story about Steph Curry at the airport, zone 3 08/18/16
Ray Ray in Tampa (Run of the Year) - Put it on your moms whatever 12/02/10
Ray Ray in Tampa informing the clones that he's been dealing with cancer and is in remission 02/03/15
Ray Ray in Tampa RSVPs 2011 Hackoff 03/21/11
Ray Ray in Tampa RSVPs for the 2012 Hackoff 05/04/12
Ray Rice caller - Charlie in San Antonio claims that 1 fight with a women doesn't count, the law states it has to be more than 1 time 09/09/14
Ray Rice caller - Dave in Michigan suggests that the spousal abuse is a form of erotic pleasure 09/09/14
Ray Rice caller - Tommy in Pennsylvania concerned about loss of income for family 09/09/14
Reaction to Chargers callers, calls from Javier in San Bernardino (4th caller racked) and Matt in LA (run) 11/27/17
Reaction to Jeff in San Antonio plus a call from John in Little Rock 10/20/17
Reaction to John in Little Rock, including Tweet from Leff in Laguna Beach and call from Orion in Waterford 07/28/16
Reaction to Lance in Topeka, including calls from Kasey in Pensacola, Boatie in Pearland, and Mike in Palookaville 06/12/14
Reegan Trips Up
Return of CJ in Oxnard 07/28/16
Return of Fake Silk 06/26/14
Return of Leff in Laguna Beach 07/18/14
Rex in ABQ gets run for being way too excited about Josh Gordons return 12/12/17
Rex in ABQ lets Hawk know that vegetarian Hot Pockets will give you explosive diarrhea 11/30/17
Rex in Albuquerque - Ric Flair in a coma is a better QB than Brock Osweiler 11/09/17
Rich in Anaheim Hills talks about the OU/Baylor game, wins a Golden Ticket 09/26/17
Rich in Anaheim Hills tries to make it into the Smackoff again, comes up short 07/27/17
Rich in Anaheim Hills wants Tom Brady to get injured, thinks the Bills will beat the Patriots twice this season 09/07/17
Rich in Copyright Hills calls with an unusual topic, sports 10/19/17
Rich in Copyright Hills wanted to talk Oklahoma hockey 09/22/17
Rich in Detroit has so much straight fire that it triggered Alvins fire alarm 11/13/17
Rich in Fayetteville, Arkansas calls with thoughts on Greg Hardy and Jerry Jones, slips in an alzheimers joke 11/06/15
Rich in Indy 09/20/05
Rich in the 970 talks about the home run derby and Zach in SLC, gets red card 07/10/17
Richard in West LA 04/05/96
Rick in Buffalo calls to take a run at Vic in NoCal, gets on Smackoff bubble 12/20/16
Rick in Buffalo checks in again to smack Vic in Nocal and Luke in Fort Collins, still on Smackoff bubble, clones react 01/27/17
Rick in Buffalo doesn't trust the Bills process, wins huge call 11/20/17
Rick in Buffalo goes after Dan in Denver and Vic in NoCal, Rome resets Jeff in Richmond again 11/06/17
Rick in Buffalo goes after Vic in Nocal and Mark in Boston, still on Smackoff bubble 01/09/17
Rick in Buffalo puts his Golden Ticket on the line, gets it revoked 07/26/17
Rick in Buffalo responds to Dan in Denver and the 'Twitter frat party' 03/08/17
Rick in Buffalo screams through a take about Dan in Denver, wins a Golden Ticket 04/27/17
Rick in Buffalo takes a run at Dan in Denver, wins another Golden Ticket 10/09/17
Rick in Buffalo talks about losing the Golden Ticket, takes a run at Dan in Denver 07/31/17
Rick in Buffalo with thoughts on the Bills and Tiger, gets compared to Jeff in Richmond 08/24/17
Rick in Buffalo yells through a call, keeps Golden Ticket, gets compared to Jeff in Richmond 06/30/17
Rick in North Carolina gets run for a ridiculous Ask the Pros question 03/27/17
Rick in Virginia Beach - Former Prisoner 02/24/11
RJ in Fullerton 02/07/06
RJ in Fullerton 01/11/07
RJ in Fullerton 09/02/08
Roach on Raider Fan
Rob in Cleveland (The Grump) and Lance in Topeka (The Scorpion) attempt a tandem call and get run for incest and gay blasts; Rome and the Clones declare it the worst moment in the history of the Jungle and human communications; Rob and Lance win Huge Call 09/02/15
Rob in Cleveland (The Grump) tries to troll KB as Gisele Brady, responds to the name Rob, sparks #PrayForRob 08/06/15
Rob in Cleveland gets run for glossing himself The Grump, gets added to Alvins self-gloss mix 07/06/15
Rob in Cleveland Grump responds to Mark in Chicago 12/03/15
Rob in Cleveland the Grump (Rob G in CLE) tries to take down Larry with a rap, flames out, drops an s-bomb and gets run 11/05/15
Rob in Cleveland The Grump gets run for 4th day in a row 07/09/15
Rob in Cleveland The Grump makes it 3 days in a row, strikes out 07/08/15
Rob in Cleveland The Grump, 5th call of the week, gives Rome ultimatum, accept the gloss or he won't call again 07/10/15
Rob in Detroit illegal alien smack 05/21/07
Robert in LA - Is this Jim Rome? 06/28/11
Robert in LA calls about Sacramento losing the Kings 04/14/11
Rocco in Youngstown - If you put your hands on a woman, you have no business being in the NFL at all. Now that's just my opinion and I'm not going to apologize for it. 11/11/15
Roger Clemens calls 02/28/06
Rome allows callers to Self Gloss - Slash in Brentwood, Beaver Hunter in Portland, Crystal Methodist in Houston, Hacksaw in San Diego, Frosty Sasquatch in Missouri, Mikey de la Creme (Mike in Indy), Bobby Brisket in Kansas City 04/25/14
Rome argues with callers about actors portraying James Bond 10/14/14
Rome gives Myron a fake buzzer 05/23/05
Rome takes 12 phone calls from Canadians in 6 minutes. Dave in Edmonton, Matt in Calgary, Dave in Calgary, Jeff in Winn., Sheldon in Calgary, Cal in Van., Dirk in Calgary, Al in Van., Dave in Edmonton, Kyle in Edmonton, Brad in Calgary, Kevin in Edmonton 06/14/11
Rome takes 14 calls in 1 segment, breaks previous record of 12 11/12/15
Rome takes unscreened phone calls 07/22/11
Rome takes votes from Clones as to whether or not Lance in Topeka and Parody Larry should get on the air; Rome promises to let them on next day 04/23/15
Rome talks about Brett Favre, then Brett in Mississippi calls in 06/23/16
Rome talks about the Clonestock riots at Mr. B's, Silk Brah calls to give his retrospective and wins Masterbuilt smoker 09/01/17
Rome with take on Yankees, Scott in New York City calls with Crapchester smack, Al in Knoxville gets BANNED FOR LIFE from show for saying he would "pull off some fresh, tantalizing fruit for the clitorious Clones to go orgasmic with." 10/31/01
Ron in Cleveland goes Bill in Syracuse 05/15/06
Rosemary in Houston 07/30/08
Ross in Gainsville - Teboners for Tebow 09/22/08
Rufus in Ohio Calls from Prison
Rufus T Firefly Gets Run 02/20/09
Rupert in No Cal 01/23/07
Rupert in NoCal 02/15/05
Rusty in Bend Rounds Third and Gets Buzzed 05/17/05
Rusty in HTown 10/01/98
Ryan 'Ron' in New Mexico says Carson Wentz will take Eagles to promise land, didn't correct Jim with getting his name wrong, won Golden Ticket 11/20/17
Ryan in Albuquerque got run by Alvin because Hawk logged his name as Ron, he tried to correct him on air 10/24/17
Ryan in Houston sings his take as a Creed song 12/07/16
Ryan in Maine missed work because he was so upset about the Gordon Hayward injury 10/18/17
Ryan in Wichita gets run for 'Mindy McCready is in a box' blast 02/18/13
Ryan in Wichita gets run for cracking on Cleveland and Detroit 08/09/13
Ryan in Wichita gets run for J-Stew Cookie Monster impersonation. Only allowed to call during Hack-Off. 12/09/11
Ryan in Wichita gets run for Peppermint Patty reference 10/14/11
Ryan in Wichita gets run for saying Ronda Rousey has a penis, quickest run call ever 03/02/15
Ryan in Wichita gets run twice in one call, first for LeBrons crank reference, then for pitching Ron and Nicole Pez dispensers 06/19/15
Ryan in Wichita RSVP's for the 2012 Hackoff with a donkey show blast 05/07/12
Ryan in Wichita RSVP's to the 2013 Hackoff 05/31/13
Ryan in Wichita RSVPs 2011 Hackoff 03/21/11
Ryan in Wichita run for personal appearance smack 02/20/12
Ryan in Wichita triggers the new buzzer with David Carradine hangman blast 07/18/12
Ryan in Wichita's first call, Mangino I'm going to Burger King!! 05/19/09
Sam in Houston drank a lot of RumChata with his boys while watching the Texans and Astros, clones react 10/30/17
Sam in San Antonio is Jeffs friend, reads an email he sent to Rome earlier, asked to get racked 10/20/17
San Diego Charger callers, Tyler in Seattle, Conor in San Diego, and Jeff in San Diego, all got racked 11/27/17
Santa in Eugene OR 12/16/11
Sarah T emails about Randall Periscoping Romes horse at Santa Anita, Randall in the OC calls to talk about it 05/09/16
Sarah T. in Providence calls for Golden Ticket, gets run for Greg in Sun Valley smack 06/24/15
Sarah T. in Providence calls, wants to get into the Year in Review, clones love her chowd accent 06/23/17
Sarah T. in Providence responds to Larry, goes after Cal in Vegas, and apologizes to Greg in Sun Valley through song 06/29/16
Scooter in St. Pete wouldn't mind the Dolphins signing Kaepernick because he hates losing 10/27/17
Scott Bakula call in 10/19/06
Scott in Bakersfield Hating on Tebow Time 12/12/11
Scott in Bakersfield responds to KBs call 03/06/12
Scott in Detroit 05/17/05
Scott in Huntsville 04/28/05
Scott in NYC - Scotty Ferrall impersonator gets run 12/08/16
Scott in Ontario has a bad call from the get-go 06/09/16
Scott in Prescott - Caller has nothing to say, Rome does a J-Stew impression 09/06/12
Scott Sauerbeck to speak to kids 07/12/06
Scott Servais call in 07/16/09
Screamin Mike in Vegas on Bugaha 08/12/96
Scrooge on Bugaha
Sean Cracks back on Willie
Sean in Alberta dreams about drinking coffee with Rome, still thinks Peyton Manning has 10 good years in him 11/30/15
Sean in Reno 05/10/05
Sean the Kiwi 06/20/05
Segment 5-Bobby in Brooklyn replay 10/27/06
Segment of rapid fire calls from Parody Larry, Dan in Denver, Jeremiah in Colorado Springs, and Beaks in Studio City 07/31/17
Seth in Toronto glosses himself the Zookeeper and gets run 10/14/16
Several callers try to respond to Mark in Boston but all fail 10/16/15
Sexy Rexy from New Mexi gets run for self-gloss 09/05/17
Sherman from LA Times calls the hotline to sale newspaper subscriptions 10/24/12
Sheryl in Austin 06/05/09
Sheryl in Austin - Nezrin-Jackson Song 05/12/09
Sheryl in Houston reaction 05/12/09
Sheryl in Houston-takes a run at Nezrin 05/12/09
Shey from the Bay breaks down the Smackoff odds in the style of a sports update 06/29/16
Shey from The Bay calls about UCSB baseball, takes a run at Cal in Vegas 06/16/16
Shey from The Bay calls and gets run for poop references 04/11/16
Shey from the Bay calls to explain her video 02/16/17
Shey from The Bay falls short of the Golden Ticket 06/22/16
Shey from The Bay gets run for crude sexual reference about Gronk; and Fake Sarah T. in Providence gets run for vulgar word that has to be edited out of the broadcast 02/22/16
Shout out to Austin Huff - Dennis in Omaha, James in Myrtle Beach, Bobby in Houston, Jay in Houston, Matt in LA 03/23/17
Silk 01/14/05
Silk 02/10/05
Silk 03/14/05
Silk 04/21/05
Silk 05/09/05
Silk 04/09/07
Silk 06/29/07
Silk 12/19/07
Silk 04/05/96
Silk 04/14/08
Silk 04/23/08
Silk 06/17/08
Silk 03/11/05
Silk - Mark Freeman Reset 03/25/05
Silk Brah 04/27/09
Silk Brah breaks down the drama of Game 5, might miss part of game 6 due to his Methods class 10/30/17
Silk Brah calls about the Raiders move, resets Al Davis conning Irwindale 03/29/17
Silk Brah calls after Lee Jenkins interview about the Chargers move to Los Angeles 03/01/17
Silk Brah calls from North Carolina, has thoughts on Raider Mike 12/09/16
Silk Brah calls from O'Reilly Auto, doesn't like Zach stealing his brand 06/05/17
Silk Brah calls from Silver Strand, celebrating birthday weekend, weighs in on Jeff in SA's call 10/13/17
Silk Brah calls to discuss a CloneStock in Green Bay for the Chargers game 09/03/15
Silk Brah calls with thoughts on the Chargers move from San Diego to Los Angeles 01/13/17
Silk Brah checks in from Green Bay, talks about the Clone-Stock 10/19/15
Silk Brah lays out the plans for the Green Bay Clonestock 10/15/15
Silk Brah ran into Kobe playing putt-putt 06/25/08
Silk Brah recaps the Smackoff, including behind the scenes of the So-Cal crew 07/31/17
Silk Brah talks about the ongoing Twitter beef with @elkpga during the World Series 10/27/17
Silk Brah's game 7 prognostication, Alvie injects 'Brah' soundbites 11/01/17
Silk Huntington Beach Responds to Willie in KC
Silk in Huntington Beach 09/29/08
Silk in Huntington Beach 01/06/09
Silk in Huntington Beach 07/20/05
Silk in Huntington Beach 01/19/11
Silk in Huntington Beach (Mike Tyson) 04/12/05
Silk in Huntington Beach calls with a take on the Baylor scandal 06/01/16
Silk in Huntington Beach intends to make his Smackoff call from off the coast of Honduras 06/20/14
Silk in Huntington Beach on Tim Tebow 12/12/11
Silk in Huntington Beach RSVPs 2011 Smackoff 03/21/11
Silk in Huntington Beach Welcomes Boston 07/25/05
Silk on desperate housewives
Silk praises Travis Rodgers after appreciation show 02/14/05
Silk says Kerwin will call 05/15/06
Silk wins huge call despite bad phone connection 06/17/13
Singer gets run 02/09/05
Singing suicide mission calls from Timmy in Cleveland, Warren in Portland, Dave in Scranton; Tweets from TommyFromNC and Stucknut 06/04/15
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) cracks on Aaron Hernandez (aka Aaronthal) but segues to yet another OJ reset and gets run at the end of the show 04/17/15
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) gets run for talking about celebrating the murder of Nicole and Ron 09/23/14
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) gets run for talking about murdering Ron Goldman 09/11/14
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) segues from a 49ers take to another OJ murder joke and gets run 12/10/14
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) segues from take on Sam Dekker's daggers to OJ using daggers to commit double murder and gets run 03/31/15
Slash in Brentwood (OJ impersonator) tries to get Rome to interview him and gets run 06/17/14
Slash in Brentwood advises Shelly Sterling to channel her inner Bobby Flay, Mike in SD reset for Giants 10/02/14
Slash in Brentwood calls after an interview with a legal analyst discussing OJ Simpson, gets out before buzzer 02/27/17
Slash in Brentwood calls during the Kyle Brandt dog attack story 03/03/15
Slash in Brentwood calls on day OJ's knife was found, gets out before the buzzer 03/04/16
Slash in Brentwood calls with thoughts on Peyton Manning and the Super Bowl, gets run 02/09/16
Slash in Brentwood sings a Nickelback parody about Ron and Nicole 06/19/15
Slash in Brentwood sings a Papa Roach parody, gets the shame bell 08/06/15
Slash in Brentwood talks about OJ's parole hearing, gets run for Caitlyn Jenner reference 07/18/17
Slash in Brentwood talks about People vs. OJ, has a message for Chad and Avril, gets out before buzzer 06/15/16
Slash in Brentwood talks about the OJ documentary at Sundance, then references The Juice filleting Nicki and Ron like Bama fan slicing up the family squirrel, ejects before the buzzer 01/07/16
Slash in Brentwood with a take on Mark Richt, then said Papelbon should of gone Wolfgang Puck like Slash did on Ron and Nicole 09/30/15
Slash in Brentwood with another sweet story about murder 10/31/14
Slash in Brentwood's take on deflategate 05/14/15
Smackoff XXI champ Brad in Corona calls to crack on Leff in Laguna Beach and Vic in NoCal; wins Huge Call 06/30/15
Smooth Joe in Hollywood bashes Mike in Indy 10/03/14
Smooth Joe in Hollywood lays out his Mt. Rushmore of best Jungle callers 07/23/15
Son of 102 year old woman calls in 04/09/07
Steve Elkington @Elkpga tweets a Monty reference, wants to check on @SilkBrah, Rome talks about the Astros Jungle Karma 10/26/17
Steve Elkington calls from the Juice Box, responds to Silk Brah, talks about the World Series 10/27/17
Steve in Albuquerque calls and wars pretty much everything 08/01/12
Steve in Aliso Viejo calls about the media coverage on World Series game 7 11/03/16
Steve in Aliso Viejo calls and wins tickets to Guns-N-Roses 04/05/16
Steve in Aliso Viejo responds to Shane Battiers interview 10/18/16
Steve in Aliso Viejo tries to take a run at Brad, gets unracked by Rome 06/07/16
Steve in Buffalo calls with bad Bills vs Patriots take. Gronkowski is like Jesus out on the field, he is going to rip our asses apart 11/23/15
Steve in Calgary comes close to ripping the Golden Ticket 06/13/14
Steve in Calgary makes another bid for the Golden Ticket and gets run 06/20/14
Steve in Chicago 05/16/05
Steve in Crowtown calls for first time, fumbles through script, gets run 09/15/17
Steve in El Cerrito tries to win a Golden Ticket, talks about Blink 182 album, want in on Stucknut odds 06/30/16
Steve in Memphis Tries to read his haiku 03/17/05
Steve in NoCal cracks on J-Stew and Jackie
Steve in Ontario has a theory about NBA free agency, thinks LeBron will try to sign with a good team next season 07/05/17
Steve in Salt Lake City hates Rich Rodriguez 12/08/06
Steve in St Louis calls and gets run for child support smack 01/13/16
Steve in Tampa 06/21/05
Steve in Tucson hyperventilates on air, ejects 07/08/16
Steve in Vancouver was confused when he turned on the Jungle and heard soccer talk 12/08/17
Steven in Central Cali - Student on Spring Break trying to be the first teen to win a Golden Ticket, takes run at Kaleb and it doesn't work 03/25/16
Steven in Redding gives a geography lesson on California, Rome runs him manually 10/25/17
Stevie Carbone gets run 07/24/08
Stewart the Secretary and Piston Call
Tad in Kalamazoo 02/14/05
Tad in Kalamazoo 03/29/05
Tad in Kalamazoo 04/11/05
Tad in Kalamazoo 04/22/05
Tad in Kalamazoo 10/13/04
Tad in Kalamazoo - Rome's Word of the Day 04/29/05
Tad in Kalamazoo cracks Reggie Miller
Tad in Kalamazoo-War Wheat Thins
Tandem call from Mike in Little Rock (The Nooch) and Doctor Dave in Chicago, got run 06/27/17
Tanner in Tampa Bay talks Rays, Lightning and Buccaneers, includes Age of Aquarius reset, wins Huge Call 04/30/15
Teather Crystl in GB is pro Mike McCarthy, F you to the haters 11/15/17
Teather Crystl in GB thinks Aaron Rodgers return is all the Packers need to go all the way this year 12/13/17
Ted in Boise and Tight Lettuce try out Kyle Brandts new buzzer 07/18/12
Ted in New Hampton-Screw it
Ted in Northampton - Starts His Take and Bails with Awscrewit
Ted in Oakland says the Raiders move to Vegas will be a circus, wins Huge Call 03/09/17
Terence - Tour Stop RSVP
Terence in Sierra Madre 01/14/05
Terence in Sierra Madre 04/22/05
Terence in Sierra Madre 08/26/05
Terence in Sierra Madre 06/23/06
Terence in Sierra Madre 09/15/06
Terence in Sierra Madre 10/27/06
Terence in Sierra Madre 06/29/07
Terence in Sierra Madre 07/27/07
Terence in Sierra Madre 03/14/08
Terence in Sierra Madre 07/03/08
Terence in Sierra Madre 08/15/08
Terence in Sierra Madre 12/22/08
Terence in Sierra Madre 08/27/04
Terence in Sierra Madre 10/02/04
Terence in Sierra Madre 06/12/09
Terence In Sierra Madre #2
Terence in Sierra Madre (Whitey Farewell) 03/02/05
Terence in Sierra Madre - Halloween in Green bay 10/31/96
Terence in Sierra Madre - Huge Call from 99 or 00 04/05/05
Terence in Sierra Madre - Smacks Green Bay
Terence in Sierra Madre - USC vs Nebraska 09/14/07
Terence in Sierra Madre and romes reaction 12/19/07
Terence in Sierra Madre and then Steve gets run 02/18/05
Terence in Sierra Madre finishes Jay Stew song 06/17/05
Terence in Sierra Madre Hangs Up On Himself 07/29/05
Terence in Sierra Madre Has a Crew, Too
Terence in Sierra Madre Plays Niems on the jug
Terence in Sierra Madre Random Call 1
Terence in Sierra Madre Random Call 2
Terence in Sierra Madre Random Call 3
Terence in Sierra Madre Random Call 4
Terence in Sierra Madre Random Call 5
Terence in Sierra Madre welcomes Martinsburg to the jungle 2000
Teresa in Portland flames with gay reference 04/27/09
Terrence in Oxnard calls high on heroin to tell Jim that he took the week off to play the lottery 02/23/17
Terrible Canadian Caller 05/19/06
Texas Schlonghorns
The 3 worst consecutive calls ever - Bill in Knoxville (it's ok for strippers to get raped), Tobin in Chapel Hill, Matt in Denver 04/20/06
The Bungle in the Jungle - Rob the Cleveland the Grump (aka The Dump or Rob G in the CLE) flames out trying to rap about Parody Larry; Lance in Topeka (Flatu-Lance) gets run and chewed out by Rome for threatening to fart in Parody Larry's face 11/05/15
The Fonz Accepts His CCA (No Prize) 12/23/10
The Grump calls to face his anxiety fears, says he's moving to Boston, wins huge call 10/12/17
The Meatt whistle that did not get on the air
The NFL might be coming back to LA, with calls from Orion in Merced, Cortez in Orange, and Smooth Joe in Hollywood 11/19/14
The Real Alex in SLC- Reaction to John in San Diego 05/03/11
The Real Matt in Denver 04/21/06
The Warren Buffet-Dan Gilbert Bracket Challenge; Rome offers to give his show to anyone who can get racked 12 segments in a row; Victor in Bellingham gets run 01/22/14
Thomas in Bonanza drunkenly sings a song for Danika, wins a Masterbuilt smoker 08/28/17
Thomas in Bonanza gets run for saying Duck the Fodgers 10/11/17
Thomas in OKC smacked Sam Darnold for having bad face 12/08/17
Three out of four callers get run for trying to make small talk with Rome and not going to their takes 02/26/16
Tim Bower in Lincoln phone call 04/30/08
Tim in Bend, OR 11/05/04
Tim in Bend, OR
Tim in Bend, OR 12/03/04
Tim in Bugaha(old school) 09/21/05
Tim in Florida takes a run at Cal in Vegas 05/26/17
Tim in Fullerton is a dentist that explains how to reinsert a tooth when it falls out 05/01/17
Tim in Houston is disappointed with the national coverage of Astros 10/23/17
Tim in Jamestown (the Rooster) gets run for self-gloss; Phil in Santa Rosa gets run for reading his take 11/30/16
Tim in Maine calls to war lady clones 12/13/17
Tim in Raleigh asks to go on because he has to go to lunch 05/20/05
Tim in Toronto 05/03/05
Timmay's Funky Cowboy Remix/Call
TJ in Jacksonville (Laugh)
TJ in Jacksonville-The Laugh
Tobin in Chapel Hill 03/06/07
Tobin in Chapel Hill 01/13/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 02/10/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 02/17/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 02/28/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 03/15/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 04/05/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 04/21/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 04/28/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill 06/17/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill
Tobin in Chapel Hill - Another crap call 01/26/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill - The Call and Reaction 11/03/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill - The Call, in contrast but not in quality or quantity 11/03/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill flames 08/29/07
Tobin in Chapel Hill Gets on Rome's Nerves 03/30/05
Tobin in Chapel Hill sucks 11/30/07
Toby in Houston gets run for sharing anecdote about having Larry Brown's crank in his face; a rattled Jim awards him Huge Call (includes Marlon Brando e-mails from Jason in Brentwood) 06/24/05
Todd in Portland, ME 02/07/05
Tom in Detroit the Pharmaceutical Rep gets run for fat and ugly smack on the people of Cleveland 10/03/13
Tom in Indy-Dyslexic spaniard 01/11/06
Tom in Myrtle Beach is depressed with the Buffalo Bills, lets out a great sigh 01/03/17
Tom in Nashville was bummed about the Predators losing, until he realized that Penguins fans live their lives in Pennsylvania's butthole 06/12/17
Tom in Windsor 04/11/05
Tommy from Winston-Salem gets run for a Love Shack parody called Bum Smack 06/04/15
Tommy in Detroit with seal sound OORF 04/24/06
Tommy in Detroit-Chad in Portland Parody-ORF!! 03/17/09
Tommy in Palm Beach Gardens - Who from Long Beach CA isn't in a gang? (laughs at his own take) 03/28/14
Tommy in Stockton tries to rap his way to see Guns-N-Roses but drops an s-bomb within a second 04/12/16
Tony in Cleveland does not get the CAAF cockfighting joke 03/13/07
Tony in Tampa gets run 05/25/05
Tracy in Torrance 04/05/96
Trapper 05/09/05
Trapper 04/05/96
Trapper 07/14/09
Trapper Punks Donnie Rumsfeld 02/23/11
Trapper calls Jay Mohr 01/17/11
Trapper in Dana Point 05/09/05
Trapper in Dana Point 01/20/09
Trapper in Dana Point 11/13/09
Trapper in Dana Point - Talks about a murder case with former MMA fighter, reflects on 9/11 09/11/12
Trapper in Dana Point and John in C-Town tandem call with email reaction 12/18/00
Trapper in Dana Point called from a spine care center in Oregon, recently got injured in a car accident, won't be able to call during Smackoff 06/30/16
Trapper in Dana Point calls for a chance to win Guns-N-Roses tickets 04/15/16
Trapper in Dana Point calls the Sklars 12/24/10
Trapper in Dana Point calls with thoughts on Vin Scully 09/30/16
Trapper in Dana Point checks in during radio row, talks about the SI cover shoot, Rome tells a story about Trappers chili 02/04/16
Trapper in Dana Point checks in, discusses MLB opening day, UConn womens basketball, Danica Patrick, and talking to CEO, Leff, and Vic 04/03/17
Trapper in Dana Point is on his way to Texas to get engaged 05/23/16
Trapper in Dana Point is taking the Dodgers over Astros 10/24/17
Trapper in Dana Point on Bin Ladens Death 05/02/11
Trapper in Dana Point reflects on 9/11 09/09/11
Trapper in Dana Point reflects on 9/11 09/11/17
Trapper in Dana Point thinks OJ should stay in jail longer, announced he has stage 4 cancer 07/20/17
Trapper in Dana Point updates us on his engagement to Connie 06/03/16
Trapper in Dana Point wins Huge Call of the Day with pre-Smackoff take on Sepp Blatter and Hope Solo 06/09/15
Trapper in Dana Point with thoughts on Colin Kaepernick and racism 09/02/16
Trapper in Dana Point with thoughts on Derek Jeter's retirement 09/26/14
Trapper in Dana Point with thoughts on Kyle Schwarber playing in the World Series 10/27/16
Trapper in Dana Point with thoughts on the Smackoff 07/20/16
Trapper in Dana Point with thoughts on UFC, Dana White, and Ronda Rousey 12/11/15
Trapper in Dana Points gives his thoughts on the president and NFL 09/25/17
Travis in Battle Creek calls with hot take about Ronda Rousey knocking out more women than at a Bill Cosby pudding pop party, gets shame bell 08/06/15
Travis in New Mexico explains his last flamout, talks Phil Jackson, gets run 06/28/17
Travis in New Mexico read his script wrong, flames out 06/22/17
Twitter contest followed by call from Mark in Boston on Michigan/Michigan State game 10/28/16
Tyler in Edmonton called as Dan in Denver 06/16/17
Tyler in Edmonton calls and gains strength before the Smackoff 07/26/17
Tyler in Edmonton gives us a preview of the NHL season 10/05/17
Tyler in Edmonton is a Tiger Woods honk, wins huge call 11/30/17
Tyler in Edmonton lays out the NHL playoffs, puts Logan Couture in Rat Family HOF, wins huge call 04/12/17
Tyler in Edmonton liked Leffs call and bringing in the legends 07/31/17
Tyler in Edmonton smacks back at Luke in Fort Collins and Matt in Vancouver, wins a Golden Ticket 04/14/17
Tyler in Edmonton smacks on fat Americans, wins huge call 06/26/17
Tyler in Edmonton talks hockey and clone-on-clone crime, gets to keep Golden Ticket 06/08/17
Tyler in Edmonton tries to smack Chadly bro, gets run for cancer smack 06/09/16
Tyler in Edmonton urges Irie Craig to join Uber so he can buy his own World Series ticket 10/24/17
Tyler in Seattle thinks Anthony Lynn should be in the Coach of the Year discussion 12/05/17
Tyler in Seattle wants Rome to interview more Chargers for the karma 12/11/17
Tyrone in Houston 09/10/08
Tyson in Portland tells a story about Ryan Mallett drinking at the airport bar in Houston 03/01/16
Ulysses in LA call with reaction - Peyton my neck my neck and my back 03/20/12
Uncle Clark in Boston calls to recap Jim Rome's vacation 08/15/16
Vic in No cal and reaction 04/23/08
Vic in NoCal 01/12/07
Vic in NoCal 02/16/07
Vic in NoCal 09/22/06
Vic in NoCal 10/06/06
Vic in NoCal 10/27/06
Vic in NoCal 03/14/07
Vic in NoCal 04/18/07
Vic in NoCal 06/05/07
Vic in NoCal 06/29/07
Vic in NoCal 08/10/07
Vic in NoCal 09/19/07
Vic in NoCal 11/15/07
Vic in NoCal 01/20/08
Vic in NoCal 02/08/08
Vic in NoCal 04/20/07
Vic in NoCal 09/12/06
Vic in NoCal 09/14/07
Vic in NoCal 09/15/06
Vic in NoCal 10/02/07
Vic in NoCal 10/12/07
Vic in NoCal 11/21/06
Vic in NoCal 11/29/06
Vic in NoCal 12/14/06
Vic in NoCal 03/06/08
Vic in NoCal 03/19/08
Vic in NoCal 09/04/09
Vic in NoCal - 1st official call - Gets run for comparing J-Stew to Rocky Dennis 08/30/06
Vic in NoCal - Busted bracket, Pre-smackoff hype, Drunk Papa John 04/12/13
Vic in NoCal - Jim Harbaugh will get bored in college, Indianapolis Colts fake punt play reminds him of Mike in Indy, sings Meatloaf 10/21/15
Vic in NoCal - Pre-Smackoff - Mike in Indy Smack 03/18/11
Vic in NoCal - Pre-Smackoff call - Jay smack 04/28/09
Vic in NoCal - Tim Duncans opposite receding hairline, Machowicz smack 06/08/12
Vic in NoCal and reaction 04/29/08
Vic in NoCal calls as Conor in Vegas, does Conor McGregor impersonation, gets run 08/24/16
Vic in NoCal calls as Conor in Vegas, wins huge call 03/09/16
Vic in Nocal calls as Jon Snow, Rome cuts him off for being too sharky 05/26/16
Vic in Nocal calls as Scotty Ferrall 12/12/17
Vic in NoCal calls during legends week, great Mark impression, run for Michael Sam joke 09/25/14
Vic in NoCal calls for a chance to win Guns-N-Roses tickets, which he did 04/07/16
Vic in NoCal calls his shot 05/02/07
Vic in NoCal calls out Tarzan 03/10/11
Vic in Nocal calls to reflect on the Smackoff, gets run 06/29/15
Vic in NoCal calls with take on George Zimmer 06/28/13
Vic in NoCal calls with takes on Mark Schlereth and Life Hacks 08/14/14
Vic in NoCal calls with thoughts on the Olympics 07/21/12
Vic in NoCal fills Rome in on what he missed during vacation, goes after Kaleb, gets run for saying beats more meat than Rocky Balboa 08/20/15
Vic in NoCal gets run again for singing Power Station after straight sports take 06/18/13
Vic in NoCal going after Brad the Bag 12/16/11
Vic in NoCal has a take on the Bears draft, Old man Tom Coughlin, and gets run for a Falco parody 'Ima Douche' 05/04/17
Vic in Nocal has take about soccer, then gets run for singing 06/04/15
Vic in NoCal rambles on about Johnny Utah and Point Break 08/06/15
Vic in NoCal recaps Smackoff, sings Neil Sedaka parody, then gets run for singing Foreigner parody 06/17/13
Vic in NoCal responds to Kaleb, explains where Doug Martin gets his nickname (Richard Gere reference) 09/17/15
Vic in NoCal responds to Mike in Indy 07/07/17
Vic in Nocal RSVP's to the Smackoff 06/14/17
Vic in NoCal runs smack on Mike and Chaels call from last year 06/24/15
Vic in NoCal Smackoff RSVP 03/10/11
Vic in Nocal takes a run at Huff Austin and Doctor Dave in Chicago 12/13/17
Vic in NoCal wins Huge Call for his take on the Olympics 02/27/14
Vic in NoCal with a serious take on Yoda and Star Wars 12/15/15
Vic in Nocal with a take about Daily Fantasy Sports, Kaleb in Green Bay, and a Bed of Roses parody for Greg Hardy 10/07/15
Vic in Nocal with Charlie Weis take, footballs orbit him, Rex Chapman steals from Apple Store 10/09/14
Vic in Nocal with first monthly check-in since Smackoff, goes after Sarah T, Donovon McNabb, gets run for mentioning Hillary Clinton orgasm 07/15/15
Vic in NoCal with his annual pre-Smackoff weigh-in 07/27/17
Vic in NoCal with his traditional Smackoff eve call 06/30/16
Vic in NoCal's 2nd call, wins a Slingbox 08/31/06
Vic in NoCal's annual pre-Smackoff weigh-in (RSVP) 06/26/14
Vic in NoCal's pre-smackoff weigh-in 05/17/12
Vic in NoCal-Bum Pinata 02/26/08
Vic in NoCal-Chuck Heston blast 04/07/08
Victoria in LA supports Rachael 04/17/06
Victoria in Wisconsin calls with her thoughts on the Aaron Rodgers injury 10/16/17
Vinnie Mac in Des Moines original call (melt) and clone reaction 05/13/09
Vinnie Mac in Des Moines suggests walk-up music for Lance in Topeka (formerly Louisville) and wins Huge Call 05/08/14
Vinnie Mac with another Hackoff worthy call 11/22/16
Vinny in Indy calls Rome a dweeb and gets clowned 12/13/13
Vinny Mac calls and gets run, drank too much cheese and ate too much beer, Notre Dame fight song 12/06/12
Vody in Pasadena calls about the Boston Celtics, gets run for Najeh Davenport reference 05/12/17
Vody in Pasadena calls about the NFL Draft and Big Baller Brand 04/28/17
Vody in Pasadena has a take on streaky Indians, then breaks down when it's ok to sit indian-style, gets run for Najeh blast 09/15/17
Vody in Pasadena talks about former Bucks centers playing for the Cavs, Alvin runs him for saying Gonch 04/14/17
Wade in Portland 10/08/07
War Hot 3 way action 09/22/05
Ward in Cleveland tries to convince Rome to visit C-Town 05/18/17
Wayne in Florida had surgery similar to Steve Kerr and had leaking spinal fluid, plus reaction from @BigSkyTryst, @Avalanche43, @LuisInPalmdale, @GABEinthe604 04/25/17
Wesley in Loma Linda 04/05/96
Whitey Makes a Mix
Will in SLCs take on the BYU Honor Code 03/02/11
Will in Gulf Port tries for Golden Ticket, makes boring call, Rome tells him he'll never be good enough to be in the Smack-Off 06/13/16
Will in H-Town - Tina Yothers crack 01/12/05
Will in Portland 07/21/09
William in Cleveland defends Cleveland Browns fanbase with straight fire 07/10/15
William in Detroit blames Kevin Durant's free agency on Thunder management 02/13/17
William in Memphis 01/08/08
Willie in KC 2002
Willie in KC (Apology)
Willie in KC (Bowel Movement)
Willie in KC - Huge Call of the Day 2003
Willie in KC - The Kinks Lola parody about the women of Madison 11/05/02
Willie in KC calls to have lifetime ban rescinded after 13 years; Rome mulls it over 05/11/16
Willie in KC checks back in, Rome still undecided on reinstatement 06/09/16
Willie in KC cracks on Dark Gable
Willie in KC Cracks on Otis in Austin
Willie in KC takes a run at 'Powder' Sean, sings Cablinasian the Friendly Ghost, St. Louise smack, Hey John - Giddy up horseface! 2003
Willie in KC trio
Willy Wonka Calls
Woody in Raleigh 01/14/05
World Series calls from Matt in LA, Trevor in Houston, and Irie Craig 11/02/17
Worst calls ever 03/06/08
Worst Segment Ever - Jason in Denver, Will in Portland, George in LA 03/25/09
Zach in Bakersfield talks about the Warriors and Chael Sonnen, gets run for bad phone 06/08/16
Zach in SLC calls about the Jazz/Clippers series. We have good families and mountains, so suck on that LA! 05/01/17
Zach in SLC calls about the Warriors and Twitter groupies 05/10/17
Zach in SLC calls from space, says Nicki's call sounded like an informercer 06/13/17
Zach in SLC calls from the BK Lounge to talk about Steph Curry's ugly shoes 06/02/17
Zach in SLC calls from your moms house, finally wins the Golden Ticket 06/19/17
Zach in SLC responds to the Twitter trolls 05/05/17
Zach in SLC takes a run at Matt in LA, Rome can't decode his call 05/25/17
Zach in SLC tries to win a Golden Ticket by piping in noise and saying he was at Benihanas 06/08/17
Zach in the 909 calls and gets run 11/14/12
Zach in Vancouver - Clam Digger blast
Zack in SLC checks in to talk about the Smackoff that he didn't get on 08/22/17
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